Learn the lingo before you sign on the dotted line



A central tenet in modern economy should be: "Take nothing at face value." In a world that inundates its citizens with advertisements hand crafted by neuroscientists and deeply complex documents that would take a team of lawyers and accountants to decipher, the simple consumer can easily fall into the clutches of those not necessarily looking out for their best interests. Take the offer of a new mortgage rate from a bank, which we have been seeing with increasing frequency of late. These typically come with what is known as a "teaser rate". A teaser rate is usually several points below the prevailing interest rate, so on the surface it seems like a good deal.

In some cases, a closer look may reveal that the teaser rate is not what it seems, however. In Abu Dhabi, for instance, it is often more difficult to get a mortgage when you are buying a home from the second-hand market than if you are buying from a developer directly. Developers are also more likely to offer mortgages with teaser rates or much lower rates than the market norm. But, those same developers often ask significantly higher prices for their properties than sellers on the second-hand market. So the developer's mortgage may seem cheaper but it is only accessible if you pay more money for the property.

What is more, after a year or two, the teaser rate might disappear, switching from a fixed, low-cost rate to a variable rate that changes according to the London interbank offered rate (Libor). A buyer can almost always be sure that such contracts are written in the best interests of the bank and its shareholders. Now, this does not have to be the case. A well-educated consumer is a powerful thing. Because the economies of the world are so vast and complicated, the average person needs to become more of an investigator than he or she was in previous decades.

This means to succeed in the financial world, or at least make it through unscathed, you have to learn the meaning of the terms in contracts and financial statements. What is a "variable Libor rate"? How do banks calculate credit-card interest? What is a "related-party transaction"? Even accountants have trouble understanding the true financial position of a company. They need constant training to be able to keep up with those who devise increasingly tricky ways to express information on financial statements. So much so, one would be forgiven for thinking they were trying to conceal it.

A well-known businessman in Dubai recently told me that when someone offers him a deal that has a "guaranteed return of 20 per cent", his first instinct is to bolt out of the room. "Nothing is guaranteed," he says. "And even more importantly, they are offering me something with a return higher than I can get elsewhere. There must be some risk to the investment that I do not fully understand." These offers seem to swirl around booming economies, such as the UAE's, in ever greater numbers.

There has been no bigger benefit for consumers and investors than the arrival of the internet, which allows people to connect to each other and share their discoveries. There are large consumer advocacy websites that expose pyramid schemes and scams. One person's mistake told on such a site can prevent dozens more from falling victim. What is clear is that a big, evolving capitalist economy is full of perils. A badly worded contract could leave home buyers waiting an extra two years for their apartments. A quick acceptance of a deal could mean a greater cost down the road. An investment made on purposely muddled financial statements could turn into a deep loss.

The only way to survive is to get good information before making decisions and this can only be done if consumers and investors also consider themselves investigators. So, the next time someone offers you the deal of a lifetime, be polite but explain that you have a "few more questions to ask". bhope@thenational.ae

The rules on fostering in the UAE

A foster couple or family must:

  • be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
  • not be younger than 25 years old
  • not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
  • be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
  • have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
  • undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
  • A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
Donating your hair

    •    Your hair should be least 30 cms long, as some of the hair is lost during manufacturing of the wigs.
    •    Clean, dry hair in good condition (no split ends) from any gender, and of any natural colour, is required.
    •    Straight, wavy, curly, permed or chemically straightened is permitted.
    •    Dyed hair must be of a natural colour
 

 

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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 
THE BIO

Ms Davison came to Dubai from Kerala after her marriage in 1996 when she was 21-years-old

Since 2001, Ms Davison has worked at many affordable schools such as Our Own English High School in Sharjah, and The Apple International School and Amled School in Dubai

Favourite Book: The Alchemist

Favourite quote: Failing to prepare is preparing to fail

Favourite place to Travel to: Vienna

Favourite cuisine: Italian food

Favourite Movie : Scent of a Woman

 

 

Five hymns the crowds can join in

Papal Mass will begin at 10.30am at the Zayed Sports City Stadium on Tuesday

Some 17 hymns will be sung by a 120-strong UAE choir

Five hymns will be rehearsed with crowds on Tuesday morning before the Pope arrives at stadium

‘Christ be our Light’ as the entrance song

‘All that I am’ for the offertory or during the symbolic offering of gifts at the altar

‘Make me a Channel of your Peace’ and ‘Soul of my Saviour’ for the communion

‘Tell out my Soul’ as the final hymn after the blessings from the Pope

The choir will also sing the hymn ‘Legions of Heaven’ in Arabic as ‘Assakiroo Sama’

There are 15 Arabic speakers from Syria, Lebanon and Jordan in the choir that comprises residents from the Philippines, India, France, Italy, America, Netherlands, Armenia and Indonesia

The choir will be accompanied by a brass ensemble and an organ

They will practice for the first time at the stadium on the eve of the public mass on Monday evening 

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners