I turned 50 on Friday. Don’t worry, it’s no biggie. Ever since I learnt that Brad Pitt is, and always will be, a year older than me, I’ve been quite upbeat about getting older. But it is a milestone nevertheless and I was remembering that I got my first job, a short-lived – four days – stint as a barman at the Golden Lion in Soho, 32 years ago. Since then I have done everything from demolish houses, move dead bodies at a hospital morgue, crew yachts and work in a quite large retail bank. Oh, and there was a disastrous spell in the British Army.
My first proper job was as a glorified office boy in the publicity department at Quartet, the publishing house owned by the Palestinian entrepreneur and former banker Naim Attallah. Quartet's Goodge Street offices were stuffed to the gills with what the media would today call "posh totty". They included Nigella Lawson, Rebecca Fraser, Candida Crew, Liza Campbell, Zelfa Hourani, a Bonham-Carter here and a Heathcoat-Amory there. One occasionally spotted a tweedy and bespectacled man cloistered in a small office, but by and large this was brainy babe-central, just as Naim liked it.
My boss was a formidable woman called Penny Grant and it didn’t take me long to figure out that women were better organisers than men, a theory that gathered greater credo one year later when I found myself toiling at a different coalface, this time as a seasonal sales assistant in the Christmas cards department at Harrods, where I had another super-focused female boss. I can’t remember her name but she fired me for sleeping in the stockroom after lunch, so well done her.
I returned to Lebanon in 1992 and once again found myself in the company of women, this time at the American University of Beirut, where the female-male ratio in my department was about 10 to one. All were visibly more able and dedicated than the sprinkling of us men. Since then I have had the pleasure of working with women in magazines, newspapers, ad agencies, PR companies and regional multinationals and they have, with a few unfortunate exceptions, sustained my undying admiration.
It may sound ironic but the Middle East – Lebanon in particular – is a fertile ground for the woman executive. Sure, it’s drenched in misogyny and some of the “gestures of affection” I have seen in the workplace would have abruptly ended many a career in Europe or the US. But Lebanon’s liberal milieu and the high supply of highly educated women has meant they have excelled in corporate middle management, a role requiring a degree of focus sadly lacking in the ego-driven and testosterone-fuelled Lebanese Alpha male.
We need to see much more in senior management and the boardroom as well as parliament and government. Lebanon might actually achieve something if women were running the show.
So what else have I learnt in over two decades of gainful employment in this mad country? Well, for a start, graduates are wildly overrated. Yes we will always need our professionals – doctors, engineers, lawyers and the like, but there is a school of thought in the West that posits that the pro-forma degree is dying due to an oversupply. This is evident in Lebanon, where there are far too many bogus universities pandering to parents anxious that their kids go to college; where one might encounter a receptionist with an MBA and where a fresh engineering graduate is lucky to take home $750 a month.
Apprenticeships and vocational training are the way forward. They would give school leavers tangible skill sets and allow them to productively fill positions that are currently occupied by disgruntled media studies graduates.
Finally, there are too many “deadwood” employees. The Lebanese should learn to fire more people. The workforce would be better off for it when people realise they are there to be productive and not just collect a salary.
And women are the ones to do it. I should know.
Michael Karam is a freelance writer who lives between Beirut and Brighton.
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
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Company name: baraka
Started: July 2020
Founders: Feras Jalbout and Kunal Taneja
Based: Dubai and Bahrain
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $150,000
Current staff: 12
Stage: Pre-seed capital raising of $1 million
Investors: Class 5 Global, FJ Labs, IMO Ventures, The Community Fund, VentureSouq, Fox Ventures, Dr Abdulla Elyas (private investment)
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
The five pillars of Islam
1. Fasting
2. Prayer
3. Hajj
4. Shahada
5. Zakat
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The Greatest Royal Rumble card as it stands
The Greatest Royal Rumble card as it stands
50-man Royal Rumble - names entered so far include Braun Strowman, Daniel Bryan, Kurt Angle, Big Show, Kane, Chris Jericho, The New Day and Elias
Universal Championship Brock Lesnar (champion) v Roman Reigns in a steel cage match
WWE World Heavyweight ChampionshipAJ Styles (champion) v Shinsuke Nakamura
Intercontinental Championship Seth Rollins (champion) v The Miz v Finn Balor v Samoa Joe
United States Championship Jeff Hardy (champion) v Jinder Mahal
SmackDown Tag Team Championship The Bludgeon Brothers (champions) v The Usos
Raw Tag Team Championship (currently vacant) Cesaro and Sheamus v Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt
Casket match The Undertaker v Chris Jericho
Singles match John Cena v Triple H
Cruiserweight Championship Cedric Alexander v tba
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Moral education needed in a 'rapidly changing world'
Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
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Starring: Hani Razmzi, Maya Nasir and Hassan Hosny
Four stars
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Matthew Weiner,
Canongate
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The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
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The six points:
1. Ministers should be in the field, instead of always at conferences
2. Foreign diplomacy must be left to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and International Co-operation
3. Emiratisation is a top priority that will have a renewed push behind it
4. The UAE's economy must continue to thrive and grow
5. Complaints from the public must be addressed, not avoided
6. Have hope for the future, what is yet to come is bigger and better than before
Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier
Results
UAE beat Saudi Arabia by 12 runs
Kuwait beat Iran by eight wickets
Oman beat Maldives by 10 wickets
Bahrain beat Qatar by six wickets
Semi-finals
UAE v Qatar
Bahrain v Kuwait
In numbers: China in Dubai
The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent