Why do people continue to confuse Azerbaijan with Kazakhstan?
The difference, it seems to me, is obvious: one is a repressive, corrupt regime weighed down by the shackles of its Soviet past; the other is an oil-rich emerging market that has just staged one of the world's most spectacular extravaganzas.
Certainly the Astana Economic Forum, which I attended last week, was spectacular. Billed as the Davos of Central Asia and hosted amid the dazzling architectural smorgasbord of the Kazakh capital, the forum took your breath away in terms of intellectual pomp and circumstance.
The Eurovision Song Contest final, held in the Azeri capital of Baku, was also breathtaking.
My in-laws, who are native Bakuvites, had kept me filled in on the progress of the preparations for the annual kitsch fest, but even so I was stunned at the new glitz and glamour the city self-confidently showed off.
No wonder they call it the Dubai of the Caspian.
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Why do people continue to confuse Engelbert Humperdinck with Tony Blair?
The difference, it seems to me, is obvious: one is an ageing crooner who travels anywhere to sing any song the audience wants as long as he gets handsomely paid; the other had the biggest sideburns in pop music.
Both, however, were below par recently. Mr Humperdinck was thrashed in the Eurovision, holding the coveted "nul points" ranking for some time before Ireland, ludicrously, gave him a big score. That old "yes sor" mentality is hard to shake off, for sure.
He ended up well behind (in points, if not in years) the Russian babushkas, who I reckon should have won hands down over that gloomy Swedish techno-dirge.
Mr Blair, meanwhile, was billed as the star turn at the Astana Economic Forum. The former British prime minister was due to speak in a "dialogue of world leaders" that marked the end of the event. But would he actually show up?
There has been much controversy in the muck-raking British press recently about Mr Blair's association with Kazakhstan. Some think it wrong for such a committed parliamentarian to be involved with an "emerging democracy" like Kazakhstan.
I don't have an opinion on it really. "He who pays the piper calls the tune" has always been my motto, but there was enough doubt about Mr Blair's show or no-show in Astana that one of his closest advisers, speaking the day before in the faux-Dubai splendour of the Rixos hotel, said definitively: "He won't be here".
He was wrong, although right down to the wire it was touch-and-go. The audience in the Palace of Independence in Astana was looking anxiously at the clock as the hour came and went. No sign of Mr Blair.
Eventually the chairman announced Mr Blair was running behind schedule, and soon after, in he walked, 30 minutes late, without so much as a by your leave.
Once on stage, his performance was as faltering as Mr Humperdinck's. On the big issue, the euro-zone crisis, his opening line was: "We're entering an era of uniquely low predictability," which I guess means he doesn't have a clue what's going on.
I reckon the Kazakhs, who pay Mr Blair's firm a reported US$13 million (Dh47.7m) for his advice, are entitled to something more insightful.
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Why do people continue to confuse Dubai with Abu Dhabi?
The difference, it seems to me, is obvious. But not to the Kazakhs. At one of the side events in Astana, I was cornered by an earnest young woman who worked for a Kazakh oil company.
"There are no poor people in Dubai, no? How do they do it? We have oil too, but there is also much poverty. Can you explain the Dubai oil contracts to me, please?" she asked.
I explained instead that Dubai oil revenue was really not that big any more, maybe 3 per cent of GDP, and that the real energy wealth was in Abu Dhabi.
She looked kind of offended, as if I'd told her that Santa Claus didn't exist, and walked off.
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Born: Kuwait in 1986
Family: She is the youngest of seven siblings
Time in the UAE: 10 years
Hobbies: audiobooks and fitness: she works out every day, enjoying kickboxing and basketball
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- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
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