Out-of-control jealousy, making a scene on planes to get attention, vomiting while trying on bridesmaids dresses, ruining the party thrown for the bride. Yup, apparently that is what we women strive for upon learning the oh-so terrible news that one of our best friends is getting married. So what do we do? We become the "wedding terminator" – well, according to Hollywood movies such as the 2011 film Bridesmaids, we do.
Some critics went as far as to call it "genius". Really? OK, I may have smiled a couple of times – maybe – and don't quote me on that, but there were definitely no LOL moments.
One of my closest friends is getting married in a couple of months and since the end of last year, her five bridesmaids (including myself) have been preparing with her, on the things we can help with. Believe it or not, none of the bridesmaids have tried to attack each other. Not even just a little bit. So what is it with movies, mainly chick flicks, that instead of challenging the stereotypes – they choose to exaggerate them to a level that is unrealistic? And please, let's not even talk about the TV reality series Bridezilla or Bridalplasty where contestants go head to head for plastic surgery procedures for the wedding. Eew, is the only word that comes to mind.
Our little group of bridesmaids is made up of girls from different backgrounds, professions and relationship statuses. One is married and a couple are single (if this were a film, they would cue the sad piano music right about now).
We strolled the streets of Satwa looking at materials and colours and checked out possible tailors. We had found the perfect material but, because we needed so much of it, they had to order more. After assuring us it would be the exact same colour we wanted, when the bride went to check it out, it turned out to be a wasted trip. So, we went back again and found a different colour and then it was off to the Satwa tailor who came highly recommended to begin making the dresses. Good thing we got a head start, because there were a few small tweaks here and there that needed to be made. For example, the day we went to pick them up we tried them on first and something didn't seem quite right with mine. I called my friend, the bride, into the fitting room and we both burst into laughter when we realised my sleeves were sewn on backwards. We did not make a scene and since the tailor was already embarrassed at the small error, we asked him politely if he could make the adjustment.
We've gone for coffees, had movie nights and dinners. We talk about the wedding and we talk about things currently happening in our own personal lives, trips we want to take, family members who are visiting, books we are reading and our weekend plans. Yes, that sort of exciting stuff that those we are told are from Mars also talk about.
But that, of course, won't ever make it to the big screen. No, it is too "normal", I would imagine.
melshoush@thenational.ae
Results
6pm: Dubai Trophy – Conditions (TB) $100,000 (Turf) 1,200m
Winner: Silent Speech, William Buick (jockey), Charlie Appleby
(trainer)
6.35pm: Jumeirah Derby Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (T)
1,800m
Winner: Island Falcon, Frankie Dettori, Saeed bin Suroor
7.10pm: UAE 2000 Guineas Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (Dirt)
1,400m
Winner: Rawy, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer
7.45pm: Al Rashidiya – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Desert Fire, Hector Crouch, Saeed bin Suroor
8.20pm: Al Fahidi Fort – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Naval Crown, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
8.55pm: Dubawi Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Al Tariq, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watsons
9.30pm: Aliyah – Rated Conditions (TB) $80,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Dubai Icon, Patrick Cosgrave, Saeed bin Suroor
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
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UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km
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The low down on MPS
What is myofascial pain syndrome?
Myofascial pain syndrome refers to pain and inflammation in the body’s soft tissue. MPS is a chronic condition that affects the fascia (connective tissue that covers the muscles, which develops knots, also known as trigger points).
What are trigger points?
Trigger points are irritable knots in the soft tissue that covers muscle tissue. Through injury or overuse, muscle fibres contract as a reactive and protective measure, creating tension in the form of hard and, palpable nodules. Overuse and sustained posture are the main culprits in developing trigger points.
What is myofascial or trigger-point release?
Releasing these nodules requires a hands-on technique that involves applying gentle sustained pressure to release muscular shortness and tightness. This eliminates restrictions in connective tissue in orderto restore motion and alleviate pain. Therapy balls have proven effective at causing enough commotion in the tissue, prompting the release of these hard knots.
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
Abu Dhabi GP Saturday schedule
12.30pm GP3 race (18 laps)
2pm Formula One final practice
5pm Formula One qualifying
6.40pm Formula 2 race (31 laps)
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.