“I’m convinced a lot of western people living in Dubai are running away from something.” The best-selling Irish-American author Joseph O’Neill isn’t being deliberately provocative when I ask him to explain why the cut-adrift narrator in his new Man Booker-longlisted novel finds himself leaving America for the “abracadabrapolis” of Dubai. He’s just bracingly realistic – which sums up his new book in a nutshell.
Undoubtedly, any expat in the UAE reading The Dog will initially feel slightly uncomfortable about the way they are portrayed. The unnamed narrator does very little work for the family who employ him. He unflinchingly picks apart desolate lives in corporate tower blocks and the greed and vacuity of wealth, but at the same time battles with his own notions of morality – battles that he often loses.
“He revels in shallowness and it is a comic novel,” says O’Neill. “I certainly kept laughing when I was writing – I couldn’t quite believe what he was doing or saying. But does that make him grotesque? Only because we’re privy to what he’s thinking – the novel essentially invades his privacy.”
And that is what makes The Dog so fascinating. Although it can easily be read – and will certainly be interpreted by some – as a fairly unflinching satire of life in Dubai, there is a deeper investigation of the human condition here. O'Neill uses, for example, the narrator's guilt at the construction workers he watches fall to their deaths not to point the finger at the UAE, but to nag away at power structures around the world.
“How different, really, is the scenario of an expat passing by a construction worker in Dubai to someone in a cafe in a cool part of London, feeling pretty happy with themselves and their low-carbon footprint as they sip their cappuccino? That person’s situation rests on vast structures of exploitation too, they’re just better disguised in London.
“I share my character’s distaste for what I call this industry of condemnation; this sense that people in western countries who have acquired their status and wealth by historically and systematically oppressing people should now garnish their luxurious lifestyles by becoming moral arbiters. It’s why I always laugh when people criticise Dubai.”
But why Dubai? This could have been an expat story in Shanghai, Kuala Lumpur or Singapore. O’Neill says that the seed for the book began in 2006. “A bit like the character in the book, I was hooked by this enormous experiment and fantasy in the Gulf,” he says with a smile. “I just kept hearing about Dubai.”
What gave The Dog some meat was O'Neill's first trip to the UAE in 2009, which took place in a much less-fantastical time – during the financial crash. "I saw those supercars abandoned at the airport for myself," he recalls. During another visit two years later, O'Neill spent time talking to residents, attempting to understand their motivations.
“There are the ones who regret coming to Dubai a bit, I think. They’re unreflective, grab what they can,” he says. “Brainless hedonists, really. But then there are people who become anthropologists, find themselves in a new society and are curious about and fascinated by what’s going on in this amazing country – amazing for better and worse.”
Of course, there will be some readers who still don't think O'Neill really understands life in Dubai – although it does feel worryingly authentic (and not just because the book namechecks The National).
Plugging into the expatriate experience comes easily to O’Neill. Born in Ireland, his father built petrochemical installations and refineries across the planet.
“We were always moving around the world until we stopped in Holland,” O’Neill explains. “My father actually built a refinery in Abu Dhabi and we didn’t go with him because there was no prospect of families living there in those days. That’s how much the UAE has changed.”
O'Neill's previous book Netherland, famously enjoyed by Barack Obama, also looked at troubled individuals trying to find their way through globalisation. In a way, The Dog is a companion piece, only this time focusing on an American in the world rather than the world in America.
“Increasingly, our sense of nationality is becoming more tenuous,” he argues. “Attachment to a homeland is becoming more and more contingent on where the money is. I’ve lived in New York and London and it’s simple: people move to wherever they have to go, not necessarily where they want to go. That’s one feature of globalisation which both books are interested in.”
And both books, of course, now have been longlisted for the Man Booker. It’s not a surprise – they’re both urbane, accessible novels with a global view.
“I feel good about it, very lucky, in fact,” says O’Neill. “You know, it’s a prize that is pretty important to everyone because it helps us survive as writers.”
• The Dog (Fourth Estate) is out now. The Man Booker Prize 2014 shortlist will be announced on September 9
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A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
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The biog
Fatima Al Darmaki is an Emirati widow with three children
She has received 46 certificates of appreciation and excellence throughout her career
She won the 'ideal mother' category at the Minister of Interior Awards for Excellence
Her favourite food is Harees, a slow-cooked porridge-like dish made from boiled wheat berries mixed with chicken
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Coffee: black death or elixir of life?
It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?
Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.
The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.
The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.
Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver.
The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.
But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.
Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.
It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.
So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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European arms
Known EU weapons transfers to Ukraine since the war began: Germany 1,000 anti-tank weapons and 500 Stinger surface-to-air missiles. Luxembourg 100 NLAW anti-tank weapons, jeeps and 15 military tents as well as air transport capacity. Belgium 2,000 machine guns, 3,800 tons of fuel. Netherlands 200 Stinger missiles. Poland 100 mortars, 8 drones, Javelin anti-tank weapons, Grot assault rifles, munitions. Slovakia 12,000 pieces of artillery ammunition, 10 million litres of fuel, 2.4 million litres of aviation fuel and 2 Bozena de-mining systems. Estonia Javelin anti-tank weapons. Latvia Stinger surface to air missiles. Czech Republic machine guns, assault rifles, other light weapons and ammunition worth $8.57 million.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
Ms Yang's top tips for parents new to the UAE
- Join parent networks
- Look beyond school fees
- Keep an open mind
Important questions to consider
1. Where on the plane does my pet travel?
There are different types of travel available for pets:
- Manifest cargo
- Excess luggage in the hold
- Excess luggage in the cabin
Each option is safe. The feasibility of each option is based on the size and breed of your pet, the airline they are traveling on and country they are travelling to.
2. What is the difference between my pet traveling as manifest cargo or as excess luggage?
If traveling as manifest cargo, your pet is traveling in the front hold of the plane and can travel with or without you being on the same plane. The cost of your pets travel is based on volumetric weight, in other words, the size of their travel crate.
If traveling as excess luggage, your pet will be in the rear hold of the plane and must be traveling under the ticket of a human passenger. The cost of your pets travel is based on the actual (combined) weight of your pet in their crate.
3. What happens when my pet arrives in the country they are traveling to?
As soon as the flight arrives, your pet will be taken from the plane straight to the airport terminal.
If your pet is traveling as excess luggage, they will taken to the oversized luggage area in the arrival hall. Once you clear passport control, you will be able to collect them at the same time as your normal luggage. As you exit the airport via the ‘something to declare’ customs channel you will be asked to present your pets travel paperwork to the customs official and / or the vet on duty.
If your pet is traveling as manifest cargo, they will be taken to the Animal Reception Centre. There, their documentation will be reviewed by the staff of the ARC to ensure all is in order. At the same time, relevant customs formalities will be completed by staff based at the arriving airport.
4. How long does the travel paperwork and other travel preparations take?
This depends entirely on the location that your pet is traveling to. Your pet relocation compnay will provide you with an accurate timeline of how long the relevant preparations will take and at what point in the process the various steps must be taken.
In some cases they can get your pet ‘travel ready’ in a few days. In others it can be up to six months or more.
5. What vaccinations does my pet need to travel?
Regardless of where your pet is traveling, they will need certain vaccinations. The exact vaccinations they need are entirely dependent on the location they are traveling to. The one vaccination that is mandatory for every country your pet may travel to is a rabies vaccination.
Other vaccinations may also be necessary. These will be advised to you as relevant. In every situation, it is essential to keep your vaccinations current and to not miss a due date, even by one day. To do so could severely hinder your pets travel plans.
Source: Pawsome Pets UAE
Company profile
Company name: Suraasa
Started: 2018
Founders: Rishabh Khanna, Ankit Khanna and Sahil Makker
Based: India, UAE and the UK
Industry: EdTech
Initial investment: More than $200,000 in seed funding
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Cryopreservation: A timeline
- Keyhole surgery under general anaesthetic
- Ovarian tissue surgically removed
- Tissue processed in a high-tech facility
- Tissue re-implanted at a time of the patient’s choosing
- Full hormone production regained within 4-6 months
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Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, (Leon banned).
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
