Adidas miCoach
505 Games
PS Move, Xbox 360 Kinect
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As much as you'd probably prefer to believe otherwise, humans are about as predictable as tomorrow's weather: the bang of the Olympics starting gun is likely to have a decent percentage of us thinking, "Hmm, maybe I should start going to the gym".
The trouble is, such is our lemming-like predictability, said gyms are now no doubt packed with Usain Bolt-inspired masses in brand-new, expensive running shoes, working themselves into a sweaty lather on a treadmill and therefore not places to spend longer than five seconds.
Thankfully, help is at hand with the new Adidas miCoach on the PlayStation Move and Xbox Kinect, which - entirely coincidentally - landed on shelves amid all the Olympics high jinks. Now, if you're already a bit of a fitness sort of person (perhaps unlikely if you're a regular reader of this page), you might already know miCoach as Adidas's little mobile app that turns your phone into a personal trainer. Well, the video game version does the same, but for your TV and with fancier graphics.
While the idea of following a load of exercise routines using a motion sensor might be nothing particularly new in these 21st-century times, miCoach ups the ante by featuring a decent selection of Adidas-sponsored athletes to train alongside, albeit in pixelated format. The game invites you to "train with the best", which is certainly true for the London 2012 heptathlon gold medallist Jessica Ennis, but perhaps not quite for the sprinter Tyson Gay (Bolt is, sadly, with Puma).
In any case, there is a fair stack of Adidas-sponsored - and clad - sportsmen and women to choose from, each coming with a load of movements for you to mimic (more than 400 in total), along with tips and tricks.
Celebrity-endorsed workouts are all well and good (and, after a while, a bit annoying when they're constantly popping up), but it doesn't make a game. Sadly, miCoach is let down in its movement tracking which, on the PS Move, sometimes seems sluggish, making menus (of which there are a lot) annoying to navigate. Also, the floor-based drills, such as sit-ups, become somewhat tricky as you're expected to hold the motion controller while doing them. Some of the routines even require a yoga ball and dumbbells, which you might not have.
Regular exercisers are likely to find the downtime between miCoach routines far too long, especially during the regular loading screens, which breaks up the momentum.
It's a shame, really. The game is obviously rather clever, especially if you synchronise it with miCoach hardware such as the Pacer or the mobile app to incorporate data you've accumulated away from the game. And the addition of famous faces goes far beyond the usual game endorsement. But with issues relating to motion tracking, that does get somewhat annoying, it just doesn't feel polished enough to replace an actual gym.
Anyway, if you wait a few weeks until people realise they're unlikely to be competing for medals in Rio, the gym will probably be empty.
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