Jennifer Aniston and her rom-com avatars could take on Hollywood heartthrobs and find love. Matt Sayles / AP Photo
Jennifer Aniston and her rom-com avatars could take on Hollywood heartthrobs and find love. Matt Sayles / AP Photo

Unsung avengers, unite!



The Avengers, in cinemas now, sees Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and, er, Hawkeye and Black Widow unite to fight the forces of evil. More power to them, but why must it always be superheroes who come together in times of crisis? We take a look at the cooperative opportunities for other characters from film and TV.

Media Specs and the City

The finely coiffed ladies of Sex and the City, Lipstick Jungle, Cashmere Mafia and every other “successful independent women doing it for themselves in NYC” series come together to take on their arch nemeses – Zooey Deschanel and her fellow hapless, vintage-clad girls from shows such as New Girl, Two Broke Girls and, er, Girls (nice titles, TV creatives). It’s chic versus geek, heels versus flats, polished blow dries versus messy buns, confident versus kooky. And it’s going to be vicious.

The Lone Rangers

Using a clever combination of computer-generated, green-screen wizardry and a whole lot of mirrors, every single one of Jennifer Aniston’s characters from her numerous rom-coms unite to form SWAP (Single Woman Against Plotlines). This fearless group of unlucky singletons must do battle with Paul Rudd, Jason Bateman and, of course, Gerard Butler, only to discover love in the most unlikely of places.

Bark of the Covenant

Having been recruited by Scooby-Doo after watching his standout performance in The Artist, the A-list canine Uggie joins Marley, Hooch, Beethoven, Lassie and The Littlest Hobo in an action-packed family-friendly thriller that sees Cruella de Vil's grandson, Steve, attempt to carry out her dastardly ambitions, only this time with the Andrex puppies. Production might depend on the health/existence status of some of the older dogs.

Fat Chance

Zach Galifianakis's character from The Hangover hooks up with Melissa McCarthy's from Bridesmaids to create the ultimate socially awkward-meets-overweight-for-cheap-comedic-asides duo. Together they must save mankind by bringing down big-budget fat-gags overlords, Martin Big Momma's House Lawrence and Eddie The Nutty Professor Murphy.

Dressing Gown and Out

The end of the world is upon us and, because of an unpredictable sequence of events hopefully explained in the intro, only Ridgemont High’s Jeff Spicoli, Troy Dyer from Reality Bites and The Dude can save us. Will they unite to take on the evil alien race threatening to wipe out mankind? Will they discover the secret source of power hidden beneath the Earth’s crust? Will they get off the sofa and actually do something?

Unstable Mates

Proving that it needn’t always be the good guys who hook up, Joe Pesci’s characters from Goodfellas and Casino get together with Trainspotting’s Begbie and that Menace II Society, O-Dog, for a quiet weekend getaway in the countryside. Things turn sour, however, when an innocent passer-by accidentally looks at them the wrong way or spills their drink or brushes past them and, well, you can probably guess the painful, wincingly violent rest.

Zidane's managerial achievements

La Liga: 2016/17
Spanish Super Cup: 2017
Uefa Champions League: 2015/16, 2016/17, 2017/18
Uefa Super Cup: 2016, 2017
Fifa Club World Cup: 2016, 2017

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Fixtures (all in UAE time)

Friday

Everton v Burnley 11pm

Saturday

Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur 3.30pm

West Ham United v Southampton 6pm

Wolves v Fulham 6pm

Cardiff City v Crystal Palace 8.30pm

Newcastle United v Liverpool 10.45pm

Sunday

Chelsea v Watford 5pm

Huddersfield v Manchester United 5pm

Arsenal v Brighton 7.30pm

Monday

Manchester City v Leicester City 11pm

 

NO OTHER LAND

Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal

Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham

Rating: 3.5/5

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The Cairo Statement

 1: Commit to countering all types of terrorism and extremism in all their manifestations

2: Denounce violence and the rhetoric of hatred

3: Adhere to the full compliance with the Riyadh accord of 2014 and the subsequent meeting and executive procedures approved in 2014 by the GCC  

4: Comply with all recommendations of the Summit between the US and Muslim countries held in May 2017 in Saudi Arabia.

5: Refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of countries and of supporting rogue entities.

6: Carry out the responsibility of all the countries with the international community to counter all manifestations of extremism and terrorism that threaten international peace and security

Suggested picnic spots

Abu Dhabi
Umm Al Emarat Park
Yas Gateway Park
Delma Park
Al Bateen beach
Saadiyaat beach
The Corniche
Zayed Sports City
 
Dubai
Kite Beach
Zabeel Park
Al Nahda Pond Park
Mushrif Park
Safa Park
Al Mamzar Beach Park
Al Qudrah Lakes 

How to wear a kandura

Dos

  • Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion 
  • Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
  • Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work 
  • Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester

Don’ts 

  • Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal 
  • Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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Ms Yang's top tips for parents new to the UAE
  1. Join parent networks
  2. Look beyond school fees
  3. Keep an open mind
Biog

Mr Kandhari is legally authorised to conduct marriages in the gurdwara

He has officiated weddings of Sikhs and people of different faiths from Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Russia, the US and Canada

Father of two sons, grandfather of six

Plays golf once a week

Enjoys trying new holiday destinations with his wife and family

Walks for an hour every morning

Completed a Bachelor of Commerce degree in Loyola College, Chennai, India

2019 is a milestone because he completes 50 years in business

 

What are NFTs?

Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.

You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”

However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.

This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”

This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.

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What is the FNC?

The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning. 
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval. 
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
 

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
At a glance

Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.

 

Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year

 

Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month

 

Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30 

 

Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse

 

Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth

 

Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances