Predictably, it fell on Sacha Baren Cohen to add the only splash of unpredictability to an Academy Awards ceremony that, by and large, went exactly as it was supposed to. For a ceremony that has a long history of celebrating films that celebrate films, there was little surprise that the titles that walked away with the most gold statuettes were Scorsese’s 3D love letter to the cinema, Hugo, and the homage to 1920s silent movies, The Artist.
The latter, the black-and-white hit that had swept almost all before it in the seemingly never-ending Oscars build up, did what it was expected, winning the Best Picture, Best Actor for Jean Dujardin and Best Director for Michel Hanazavicius, plus Best Original Score and Best Costume Design. “I love this country,” exclaimed Dujardin, clearly overjoyed, despite the predictions. “If George Valentin could speak, he would say: ‘Merci! Formidable!’”
While Scorsese sadly never got to take the stage himself for Hugo, his name was a continual source of praise by all those who went up to collect Best Cinematography, Best Art Direction, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing and Best Visual Effects for the film, and there seemed to be a camera permanently stationed on his cheery face waiting for a raise of those iconic eyebrows.
Octavia Spencer was an emotional recipient of the Best Supporting Actress gong for The Help, breaking down before and after her list of thanks. Co-star Viola Davis was arguably the favourite to take home Best Actress, but nobody seemed to mind when presenter Colin Firth handed it to Meryl Streep for The Iron Lady, her third win in 17 Academy nominations.
“I had the feeling when my name was called I could hear half of America going, ‘Her, again, no’,” Streep offered in her unmistakably measured tone, before getting on with the thanks, including a rousing tribute to long-time make-up artist, Roy Helland, who picked up his first Oscar for his work transforming her into Margaret Thatcher.
Christopher Plummer, as predicted, received the Best Supporting Actor for Beginners, becoming the oldest recipient in Oscar history under a hail of references to his 82 years. “You’re only two years older than me,” he said to his statuette. “Where have you been all my life?”
For all its initial Oscar hype, which had long since died down by the time the red carpet was rolled out, George Clooney’s moccasin jog around Hawaii in The Descendants only managed to pick up Best Adapted Screenplay for Alexander Payne and his co-writers.
Although it was expected, there was regional joy when Asghar Farhadi stepped up to take Best Foreign Language film for his tense family drama, A Separation. “I proudly offer this award to the people of my country, the people who respect all cultures and civilisations,” exclaimed the deserved director.
An interesting victory came in the Best Documentary Short, which went to Saving Face, a film looking at the efforts by a plastic surgeon in Pakistan to treat women injured by acid attacks. The speech by co-director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy – the first Pakistani to win an Oscar – paid tribute to those working for change in the country.
And so to the pomp and ceremony of the event itself, specifically one nine-time presenter. While Billy Crystal and his ‘safe pair of hands’ were able to keep the show flowing without the painful awkwardness of last year’s eye-wincing debacle coutesy of James Franco and Anne Hathaway, he wasn’t quite the saviour that the organisers might have hoped.
His usual opening routine of inserting himself into scenes was a well-tried start, but a drawn-out singalong in which he named-checked various celebs scattered throughout the theatre was a misfire, and several jokes, such as one aimed at oldies Christopher Plummer and Max Von Sydow, and a jibe about Jonah Hill’s weight (“If you lose, I think you should know that there’s cupcakes after the show”) went down predictably badly. Saying all that, Crystal did give Dubai a minor shout out when his welcome montage saw him jump out of the Burj Khalifa in the same style as Tom Cruise.
There were relatively few slips up from the presenters. Angelina Jolie chose to strike a rather awkward pose (one bare leg jutting menacingly out of her black dress), while Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr’s double-act probably amused no one but themselves. But no major guffs, sadly. Carefully worded scripts were rehearsed and read as planned, and acceptance speeches never ventured into Paltrow territories of farce.
So it was left to Sacha Baron Cohen to stir things up in the name of a publicity stunt we all saw coming, but didn’t know in what form. The continuing debate about whether he would or wouldn’t be allowed on the red carpet dressed as his character from upcoming film, The Dictator, played into the comic’s hands and when the Academy – clearly realising the need for at least some drama on the night – eventually sent him his tickets, it was clear something would happen.
And it did. Cohen turned up as General Aladeen, the tyrannical ruler of a fictitious Middle Eastern state, complete with oversized beard, full white military uniform and flanked by two short-skirted women in army colours and berets. “Who are you wearing,” jokingly enquired Ryan Seacrest, soon wishing he hadn’t. “John Galliano,” quipped Cohen. “But the socks are from K-Mart! Saddam Hussein once said to me, ‘Sock are socks, don’t waste money’.”
Cohen then revealed that he had brought an urn, supposedly containing the ashes of his “dear friend and tennis partner, Kim Jong-il”, before appearing to stumble, pouring the contents all over Seacrest’s Burberry suit. “It’s OK. Now if somebody asks you who you are wearing, you can say Kim Jong-il!”
It was shameless, and it will clearly increase the ticket stubs when The Dictator – a film that is unlikely to receive any Oscar nods next year – is finally released in May. But at an awards ceremony where everything had been foretold long before, it was a pleasant, and much needed, surprise.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
RESULT
Deportivo La Coruna 2 Barcelona 4
Deportivo: Perez (39'), Colak (63')
Barcelona: Coutinho (6'), Messi (37', 81', 84')
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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
RESULTS
2pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 (Dirt) 1,000m
Winner: AF Mozhell, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Khalifa Al Neyadi (trainer)
2.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Majdi, Szczepan Mazur, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
3pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: AF Athabeh, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.
3.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: AF Eshaar, Bernardo Pinheiro, Khalifa Al Neyadi
4pm: Gulf Cup presented by Longines Prestige (PA) Dh150,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: Al Roba’a Al Khali, Al Moatasem Al Balushi, Younis Al Kalbani
4.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh40,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Apolo Kid, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muahiri
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
Batti Gul Meter Chalu
Producers: KRTI Productions, T-Series
Director: Sree Narayan Singh
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Shraddha Kapoor, Divyenndu Sharma, Yami Gautam
Rating: 2/5
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Company profile
Company name: Suraasa
Started: 2018
Founders: Rishabh Khanna, Ankit Khanna and Sahil Makker
Based: India, UAE and the UK
Industry: EdTech
Initial investment: More than $200,000 in seed funding
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League quarter-final, second leg (first-leg score):
Manchester City (0) v Tottenham Hotspur (1), Wednesday, 11pm UAE
Match is on BeIN Sports
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
