The internet is big, really big, which can make navigating it a little tricky, especially when you want to strip away all the noise and get to the really important stuff.
You know, things like what TikTok challenge you should be participating in, or the newest meme you need to post in the group chat.
Luckily, we're here to delve into the farthest corners of the world wide web to report on all the latest trends, challenges and hashtags, breaking them down so you can stay up to date and never be flummoxed by a buzzword ever again.
Trend: ‘Report major news like the BBC’
What's Twitter up to this week? The social media platform has been busy downplaying major global events.
Downplaying? Why's that? It started when BBC News political editor Laura Kuenssberg referred to the storming of the US Capitol building in Washington as a "scuffle".
Bit more than a scuffle, no? "Domestic terrorism", according to The Washington Post. Anyway, her woeful understatement led UK Twitter user @jordanbhx to announce: "New game: report major historical events in the style of Laura Kuenssberg."
Sounds fun!: Twitter certainly thought so, with users weighing in to downplay other major events throughout history, such as the extinction of the dinosaurs ...
The fall of the Berlin Wall ...
And the assassination of former US president Abraham Lincoln in 1865 at Ford's Theatre in Washington.
Follow the thread here.
Challenge: #Junebugchallenge
Another day, another TikTok dance. This time, ladies and gents, it's the "Junebug Challenge?".
Is this why my teenager is flailing around in the kitchen in front of their phone? Yep.
What's this one about, then? Moving your entire upper body constantly in the manner of having ants in your pants or needing the bathroom really badly.
Only upper body? Thank goodness for that, because the #BussItChallenge was murder on my knees: Named after the challenge's creator, Junebug, another goal of the #Junebugchallenge is to jiggle about in the strangest place you can.
Strangest place? Like Florida? No, strange like on a rooftop, or hanging out your car window, that sort of thing.
What are we dancing to? Beatbox by US rapper SpotemGottem.
Any celeb fans? Just some basketball player, LeBron something.
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THE SPECS – Honda CR-V Touring AWD
Engine: 2.4-litre 4-cylinder
Power: 184hp at 6,400rpm
Torque: 244Nm at 3,900rpm
Transmission: Continuously Variable Transmission (CVT)
0-100kmh in 9.4 seconds
Top speed: 202kmh
Fuel consumption: 6.8L/100km
Price: From Dh122,900
AUSTRALIA SQUAD
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Global state-owned investor ranking by size
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Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
How to help
Send “thenational” to the following numbers or call the hotline on: 0502955999
2289 – Dh10
2252 – Dh 50
6025 – Dh20
6027 – Dh 100
6026 – Dh 200
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Brief scoreline:
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Al Menhali 27', Tagliabue 79'
Al Nassr 3
Hamdallah 41', Giuliano 45 1', 62'
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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
Dust and sand storms compared
Sand storm
- Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
- Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
- Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
- Travel distance: Limited
- Source: Open desert areas with strong winds
Dust storm
- Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
- Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
- Duration: Can linger for days
- Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
- Source: Can be carried from distant regions
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Five hymns the crowds can join in
Papal Mass will begin at 10.30am at the Zayed Sports City Stadium on Tuesday
Some 17 hymns will be sung by a 120-strong UAE choir
Five hymns will be rehearsed with crowds on Tuesday morning before the Pope arrives at stadium
‘Christ be our Light’ as the entrance song
‘All that I am’ for the offertory or during the symbolic offering of gifts at the altar
‘Make me a Channel of your Peace’ and ‘Soul of my Saviour’ for the communion
‘Tell out my Soul’ as the final hymn after the blessings from the Pope
The choir will also sing the hymn ‘Legions of Heaven’ in Arabic as ‘Assakiroo Sama’
There are 15 Arabic speakers from Syria, Lebanon and Jordan in the choir that comprises residents from the Philippines, India, France, Italy, America, Netherlands, Armenia and Indonesia
The choir will be accompanied by a brass ensemble and an organ
They will practice for the first time at the stadium on the eve of the public mass on Monday evening
The five pillars of Islam
What are the main cyber security threats?
Cyber crime - This includes fraud, impersonation, scams and deepfake technology, tactics that are increasingly targeting infrastructure and exploiting human vulnerabilities.
Cyber terrorism - Social media platforms are used to spread radical ideologies, misinformation and disinformation, often with the aim of disrupting critical infrastructure such as power grids.
Cyber warfare - Shaped by geopolitical tension, hostile actors seek to infiltrate and compromise national infrastructure, using one country’s systems as a springboard to launch attacks on others.
The specs: 2018 Opel Mokka X
Price, as tested: Dh84,000
Engine: 1.4L, four-cylinder turbo
Transmission: Six-speed auto
Power: 142hp at 4,900rpm
Torque: 200Nm at 1,850rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L / 100km