You join us in the centre of a provincial British town. It is night. The end of the working week has brought with it a certain amount of celebration and spirits are almost uncontrollably high. With whatever intention, somewhere a crude remark is made. This is overheard, misconstrued, and offence is taken. Soon, fists start to fly. Eventually the police will be called, arrests made, court fines issued.
Observing the scene from a discreet distance, you would, in 2008, have found the British group Wild Beasts. They were far from the first independent guitar group to write a song about the volatile social scene on Friday night on a British high street – the locale has provided inspiration for groups as diverse as Pulp, the Arctic Monkeys and the Kaiser Chiefs – but no group had hitherto captured it in quite the way they managed in their song Hooting and Howling, a prominent feature on their Two Dancers album of 2009. “Any rival who goes for our girls will be left thumbsucking in terror,” they sang, “And bereft of all coffin bearers.”
Rivals? Thumbsucking? Bereft? Rather than merely an act of amusing reportage as – say – I Predict a Riot by the Kaiser Chiefs had been, Hooting And Howling seemed to take things a great deal more personally. "They're just brutes," Wild Beasts sang of the fighting weekend revellers, "looking for shops to loot …" If hell is other people, here the group had depicted its inferno. It was a great song, but it explored a wider social (and implicitly musical) horror.
Five years on, Hooting and Howling still plays like a manifesto. The song and the group defining itself by opposition: independent versus mainstream, aesthete versus herd, us versus them. Where there was brutality, Wild Beasts offered articulacy. Where there was violence, they offered a gently chiming musical delicacy. Where there was bullish machismo, Wild Beasts supplied a thrilling feyness: the devastating falsetto swoops of the song’s composer, Hayden Thorpe.
Not all Wild Beast songs are sung by Thorpe (those sung by his co-writer Tom Fleming have a doughty, careworn quality that will put many in mind of Elbow’s Guy Garvey). It is those sung by Thorpe, however, that seem the most challengingly unlike anything else. “It was my flag, my declaration to the world,” he recently said of this unique instrument. “I used it as a weapon rather than as a weakness.”
Weakness as weapon. It’s the independent-music ethos in a nutshell, and a hardcore of previously disenfranchised listeners has since rallied round Thorpe’s flag. With his voice as their compass, the band has, for eight years now, joyfully embraced its otherness, quietly hopeful they are speaking to a constituency of empathetic individuals.
Their fourth album, Present Tense, duly begins with the dark electronic fanfare of a song called Wanderlust, which seems to renew the band’s vows to itself. To indulge its whimsy, and to pay others no mind. This kind of independence won’t be easy, they know, but then theirs has always been a risky business. “We’re digging in beyond our means,” Thorpe announces, as a choir of synthesised voices mounts in intensity behind him. “We feel the things they never feel.” Wanderlust, he sings, “is a feeling I’ve come to trust …”
Paradoxically, this selective mission has in fact brought Wild Beasts closer to the mainstream than they must ever have thought likely. Two Dancers was nominated for the Mercury Prize in 2010. In 2011, meanwhile, they remixed Lady Gaga’s song You and I – proof if any were needed that there exists a secret passage from the cutting edge to the mainstream. As Hayden Thorpe put it recently: “I think the ultimate goal for a creative person is to beautify something that is ugly.”
You wouldn’t call it concessionary by any means, but Smother, the band’s album of 2011 (which they toured for two years), found them largely abandoning their off-piste indie guitar jangling for a more easily assimilable synthesiser-led sound.
Still, their abandon remained undiminished on the album, if you knew where to look. Take the opening lines of Plaything: “New squeeze/Take off your chemise …”
From Kendal in the north of England, Wild Beasts have cultivated divisive responses since they formed in 2006. A band of rich vocabulary and throbbing passions, the band are odd as Morrissey and The Smiths were once thought odd – because they articulate a hitherto unheard voice.
Humorous, fleshy and lopsidedly funky, they have particularly marked out their differences in the way they write about sex. Indeed, in the fact that they write about it at all – a subject British guitar groups prefer to leave well alone.
Devil’s Crayon, from their debut album Limbo, Panto (2008) imagines a lover’s outline as being traced by an evil force, such is the obsessional power it exerts. More particularly characteristic is the wordy, amusing We’ve Still Got the Taste Dancin’ on Our Tongues from 2009’s Two Dancers, which includes the line: “Trousers and blouses make excellent sheets ….”
The band’s best compositions have immersed them in the sensation of the moment, and their efforts to write such songs – idiosyncratic, amusing, far from slick – seem like a valuable extending of the language that might be used to talk about sex and love.
Those kind of wordy and carnal high spirits are not, however, what you will be hearing much of on this album. Present Tense still has its adult content – but whereas previously Wild Beasts have made amusing and insightful hay in the world of anecdote, here they return to the laboratory to mull over their data and assemble their report.
Their findings are deep and nuanced, occasionally troubling. On Sweet Spot, one of the few guitar songs on the record, the group use imagery both luridly sexual and oddly religious as they contemplate a relationship. As well as any particular sexual connotation, here the “sweet spot” is the peak of a couple’s empathy – from here, the song implies, the only way is down. One particularly excellent track, reminiscent of Kate Bush’s Hounds of Love, again attempts to define a successful union: “How we feel now,” Hayden Thorpe sings, “Was felt by the ancients …”
In a nutshell, that’s what Present Tense is all about – about honouring and articulating the here and now, the present tense, the fleeting moment, whatever the future may hold.
On Palace, the final song on the album, the band give this moment actual architectural form. In the past, love has offered inhospitable lodging (“In the darkened house of love/I was sleeping rough/The bath ran cold”).
But now, they are visiting a venue for which they have paid their admission and studied the guidebook. It’s love viewed as a stately home excursion.
It’s a witty moment of reflection on an album that isn’t overrun by them. Fleming recently described Wild Beasts as having a “pretty/ugly” dynamic and that’s certainly the case here, the songs alternating between light and tuneful (those sung by Thorpe) and rather darker material (those sung by Fleming). Near the start of the album, with Nature Boy – in which the band personify the battle between body and mind – it works wonderfully. Clouds quickly gather with Daughters, which recounts the bizarre biblical story of Lot, whose daughters conceived by him so that his line might continue. By the time we reach A Dog’s Life – in which indignities are heaped on the titular, metaphorical canine – the Fleming songs have become a little oppressive.
Some might well mourn the band’s gradual progression from florid, guitar-based naturalism to this more impressionistic way of writing, in which synthesiser textures are the dominant force. True enough, the band as depicted here feel like an infinitely more serious and marketable concern than previously. But that would be to miss Wild Beasts’ larger point on Present Tense. In love and relationships, change is inevitable. Why wouldn’t that also be the case for music? For all the light and shade it offers, the best song on the album is also the most guileless. A Simple Beautiful Truth – sung by Thorpe and Fleming in tandem – celebrates love in its simplest essence: a solution reached, an equation balanced, a reason to believe. It’s a succinct, beautiful tune, an accessible mainstream pop song the like of which we’ve not heard the band deliver before.
It’s an unexpected development, perhaps. But such is the band’s unique flavour, their people will always seek it out wherever it appears. That may mean doing so at home in private. It may even eventually come to mean in the town centre.
John Robinson is the associate editor of Uncut and the Guardian Guide’s rock critic. He lives in London.
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Five famous companies founded by teens
There are numerous success stories of teen businesses that were created in college dorm rooms and other modest circumstances. Below are some of the most recognisable names in the industry:
- Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg and his friends started Facebook when he was a 19-year-old Harvard undergraduate.
- Dell: When Michael Dell was an undergraduate student at Texas University in 1984, he started upgrading computers for profit. He starting working full-time on his business when he was 19. Eventually, his company became the Dell Computer Corporation and then Dell Inc.
- Subway: Fred DeLuca opened the first Subway restaurant when he was 17. In 1965, Mr DeLuca needed extra money for college, so he decided to open his own business. Peter Buck, a family friend, lent him $1,000 and together, they opened Pete’s Super Submarines. A few years later, the company was rebranded and called Subway.
- Mashable: In 2005, Pete Cashmore created Mashable in Scotland when he was a teenager. The site was then a technology blog. Over the next few decades, Mr Cashmore has turned Mashable into a global media company.
- Oculus VR: Palmer Luckey founded Oculus VR in June 2012, when he was 19. In August that year, Oculus launched its Kickstarter campaign and raised more than $1 million in three days. Facebook bought Oculus for $2 billion two years later.
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- 400m Olympic running track
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- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
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- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
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hall of shame
SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.
HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.
ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.
LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
The five pillars of Islam
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
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Rating: 2/5
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Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega
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Rating: 3/5
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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Iftar programme at the Sheikh Mohammed Centre for Cultural Understanding
Established in 1998, the Sheikh Mohammed Centre for Cultural Understanding was created with a vision to teach residents about the traditions and customs of the UAE. Its motto is ‘open doors, open minds’. All year-round, visitors can sign up for a traditional Emirati breakfast, lunch or dinner meal, as well as a range of walking tours, including ones to sites such as the Jumeirah Mosque or Al Fahidi Historical Neighbourhood.
Every year during Ramadan, an iftar programme is rolled out. This allows guests to break their fast with the centre’s presenters, visit a nearby mosque and observe their guides while they pray. These events last for about two hours and are open to the public, or can be booked for a private event.
Until the end of Ramadan, the iftar events take place from 7pm until 9pm, from Saturday to Thursday. Advanced booking is required.
For more details, email openminds@cultures.ae or visit www.cultures.ae
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
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Without Remorse
Directed by: Stefano Sollima
Starring: Michael B Jordan
4/5
The Rub of Time: Bellow, Nabokov, Hitchens, Travolta, Trump and Other Pieces 1986-2016
Martin Amis,
Jonathan Cape
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Duterte Harry: Fire and Fury in the Philippines
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