Even the darkest cloud gets a blacker lining in the cheerless world of Louis CK, whose semi-autobiographical television sitcom Louie explores the lonely, miserable life of a divorced, ageing, standup-comic father.
From the opening credits - when this balding, bearded redhead emerges like a bloated rat from the subway into the New York night, pausing just long enough to wolf down a slice of pizza, as his eyes drill into passers-by from a restaurant doorway - it's clear he's a man on the prowl for the meaning of life, before he scurries back underground into the Comedy Cellar nightclub.
But misery brews the oddest company, and Louie Szekely — an American stand-up comedian with Hungarian roots who's known professionally as Louis CK — attracts a coterie of oddball Big Apple characters with his brand of grotesque comedy that still, amazingly, manages to thump your heart like a bass drum as it snares your funny bone.
"When you get divorced in your 40s, you don't have a role anymore on the earth," Szekely told a press conference in Los Angeles earlier this year. "I mean, so many people get divorced that there ought to be a template. But there isn't. So I think it's fun to watch the frustration, too."
If Seinfeld was "the show about nothing", as critics joked in the 1990s, then Louie is "the show about everything" as it weaves snippets of Louis CK the performer onstage with vignettes of edgy comic drama for the grittier tastes of 2011.
"I started, a few years ago, to act things out on stage and being more narrative than just commenting," says Szekely, who serves as the executive producer, writer, star, director and editor of his show. "So some of those started to feel like stories that would be worth seeing."
At the editing bench, he splices together a bizarre blend, yet the parts make for a stronger narrative whole - and a half-hour of jokes, situations, encounters and dialogue.
Louie finds the middle-aged dating scene a freak show, the breakdown of his middle-aged body depressing and his prospects of happiness little more than urban legend. The silver lining in his world is his two young daughters, for whom he's a first-class father - even if his encounters with other parents at school parent-teacher meetings drip with tension and fly south faster than his awkward first dates.
Critics love the show, with TheWashington Post's Hank Steuver writing: "What else can I do but yap excitedly and try to get you to watch one of the best shows on TV right now?"
Louie episodes "are sharply drawn and often very funny, bleak and bluntly vulgar", says the Newsday arts writer Verne Gay. "That vulgarity is at the core of his stand-up - a sharp uppercut to your jaw that arrives after a flurry of soft blows to your midsection. It can be a surprise, and is sometimes effective or just repulsive. But that's Louis CK and Louie - you take the good with the bad. Fortunately, this show is usually good."
John Landgraf, the FX Network president, who recently renewed Louie for a third season in 2012, is also a fan.
"I have laughed so hard at Louis' show that my sides ache, and I've also been deeply moved," says Landgraf. "Judging by the hundreds of conversations I've had in the past year with comedians, actors, writers, producers, and directors who have come through FX's offices, Louis CK has made a series that is viewed by the creative community here as the absolute cutting edge of comedy at this moment."
Szekely recruits his comedy cronies and unknown New York acting talent for the show, deliberately, to keep viewers off-balance.
"There's something about people who are really recognisable that takes - for this show, for some reason - it takes you out of it a little bit," he says. "My favourite thing is when you find somebody who nobody really knows who they are, and they are really, really skilled."
He's killed at Carnegie Hall and been celebrated at Sundance (for his movie, Louis CK: Hilarious) - but fame and wearing so many TV-production hats have their downside. Working on the show means he gets sick of the sight of himself.
"I start to hate the sound of my voice," he says. "Once I'm editing episodes, I really want to vomit - into a big basket with my face on it."
Louie premieres tonight on OSN Comedy and will be broadcast on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays on OSN Comedy and OSN Comedy +2
$1,000 award for 1,000 days on madrasa portal
Daily cash awards of $1,000 dollars will sweeten the Madrasa e-learning project by tempting more pupils to an education portal to deepen their understanding of math and sciences.
School children are required to watch an educational video each day and answer a question related to it. They then enter into a raffle draw for the $1,000 prize.
“We are targeting everyone who wants to learn. This will be $1,000 for 1,000 days so there will be a winner every day for 1,000 days,” said Sara Al Nuaimi, project manager of the Madrasa e-learning platform that was launched on Tuesday by the Vice President and Ruler of Dubai, to reach Arab pupils from kindergarten to grade 12 with educational videos.
“The objective of the Madrasa is to become the number one reference for all Arab students in the world. The 5,000 videos we have online is just the beginning, we have big ambitions. Today in the Arab world there are 50 million students. We want to reach everyone who is willing to learn.”
Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
The specs
Engine: 2-litre 4-cylinder and 3.6-litre 6-cylinder
Power: 220 and 280 horsepower
Torque: 350 and 360Nm
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Price: from Dh136,521 VAT and Dh166,464 VAT
On sale: now
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
About RuPay
A homegrown card payment scheme launched by the National Payments Corporation of India and backed by the Reserve Bank of India, the country’s central bank
RuPay process payments between banks and merchants for purchases made with credit or debit cards
It has grown rapidly in India and competes with global payment network firms like MasterCard and Visa.
In India, it can be used at ATMs, for online payments and variations of the card can be used to pay for bus, metro charges, road toll payments
The name blends two words rupee and payment
Some advantages of the network include lower processing fees and transaction costs
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The flights
Emirates offer flights to Buenos Aires from Dubai, via Rio De Janeiro from around Dh6,300. emirates.com
Seeing the games
Tangol sell experiences across South America and generally have good access to tickets for most of the big teams in Buenos Aires: Boca Juniors, River Plate, and Independiente. Prices from Dh550 and include pick up and drop off from your hotel in the city. tangol.com
Staying there
Tangol will pick up tourists from any hotel in Buenos Aires, but after the intensity of the game, the Faena makes for tranquil, upmarket accommodation. Doubles from Dh1,110. faena.com
The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
The biog
DOB: 25/12/92
Marital status: Single
Education: Post-graduate diploma in UAE Diplomacy and External Affairs at the Emirates Diplomatic Academy in Abu Dhabi
Hobbies: I love fencing, I used to fence at the MK Fencing Academy but I want to start again. I also love reading and writing
Lifelong goal: My dream is to be a state minister
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The specs: 2018 Volkswagen Teramont
Price, base / as tested Dh137,000 / Dh189,950
Engine 3.6-litre V6
Gearbox Eight-speed automatic
Power 280hp @ 6,200rpm
Torque 360Nm @ 2,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.7L / 100km
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
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Thor: Ragnarok
Dir: Taika Waititi
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Mark Ruffalo, Tessa Thompson
Four stars
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The specs
Engine: 5.0-litre V8
Power: 480hp at 7,250rpm
Torque: 566Nm at 4,600rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: L/100km
Price: Dh306,495
On sale: now
