Nick Doody is a funny guy. So much so that he was booked as a support act by Bill Hicks on his final UK tour. In any art form besides stand-up, that would confer an aura of election such that it would scarcely matter what he did next. Imagine being hand-picked to open for Jimi Hendrix in his final months: by one of those obscure processes of mythological contagion, you'd become a chunk of rock history yourself, irrespective of whether you were any good. More recently, if less exaltedly, remember all those whey-faced scarecrows that stumbled into the pages of the NME on little more than a friendly word from The Libertines? The Others spring to mind, which is certainly more than they would have done without Pete Doherty's patronage. But then, music favours insiders in a way that comedy can't. One can nod along appreciatively to any old drivel provided its credentials are right. Laughter is hard to fake.
All of which makes it a bit of a puzzle that Doody hasn't done better for himself. He's a genuinely entertaining stand-up: no Bill Hicks, to be sure, but a witty fellow all the same. Sallow-eyed and faintly bilious, he trades less in the righteous screeds of his old tour mate than in a sort of depressive bafflement, spun into comic gold by excellent timing. And no, he's not doing badly: BBC Radio 4 listeners will have heard his material on The Now Show, and on Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive. Yet one can't shake the feeling that his brand of sweet affrontedness ought to have made him more of a star; Richard Herring does well enough on it, after all. But no matter. He comes as part of the latest, intimate and reasonably priced Laughter Factory tour, packaged with Ian Coppinger and Dave Johns.
Another week, another opera star comes to Abu Dhabi. This time it's the French tenor Roberto Alagna, accompanied by Nathalie Manfrino and the Syrian National Symphony Orchestra, whom the Abu Dhabi Music & Arts Foundation is bringing to the Emirates Palace to crown a month-long French season of exhibitions and events that ends on June 4. Alagna is a peculiarly resonant figure to appear at this juncture. He's the husband of Angela Gheorghiu, who performed in the opening gala for this year's Abu Dhabi Music and Arts Festival. In fact, the two were known for a time as the Bonnie and Clyde of opera, thanks to their volatile relationship with audiences and employers.
A more impressive litany of sackings and walkouts it would be difficult to find in the world of classical music; with great vocal power comes great irresponsibility, it would appear. But Alagna is also reminiscent of both Andrea Bocelli, who played Admaf in March, and Marcelo Alvarez, who helped to close the Abu Dhabi Classics concert series last week. The common thread is that all three largely omitted the sort of conservatory training and academic slog usually associated with serious musical careers, instead jumping to the front of the queue on sheer talent and charisma. Alvarez, as I wrote last week, worked in a factory until he was 30, and it was only on his wife's prompting that he branched into singing. Bocelli, famously, was discovered by the Italian rock singer Zucchero, who needed vaguely operatic vocals for a track he was working on. And Alagna learnt his art by singing along to Mario Lanza films. He won the Luciano Pavarotti Voice Competition in the mid-1980s and never looked back.
Finally, a brief mention must be made of 14.05.09 - Undercurrent, the new show coming to Art Sawa this week. Showcasing the work of 30 Egyptian contemporary artists, from the venerable painter and sculptor Sobhi Guergues to the hip illustrator George Azmy, it should be an excellent opportunity to get up to speed on the Caironean scene.
* Ed Lake
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
Du Football Champions
The fourth season of du Football Champions was launched at Gitex on Wednesday alongside the Middle East’s first sports-tech scouting platform.“du Talents”, which enables aspiring footballers to upload their profiles and highlights reels and communicate directly with coaches, is designed to extend the reach of the programme, which has already attracted more than 21,500 players in its first three years.
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES
All times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Saturday
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm)
Burnley v Huddersfield Town (7pm)
Everton v Bournemouth (7pm)
Manchester City v Crystal Palace (7pm)
Southampton v Manchester United (7pm)
Stoke City v Chelsea (7pm)
Swansea City v Watford (7pm)
Leicester City v Liverpool (8.30pm)
Sunday
Brighton and Hove Albion v Newcastle United (7pm)
Monday
Arsenal v West Bromwich Albion (11pm)
South and West: From a Notebook
Joan Didion
Fourth Estate
The Dark Blue Winter Overcoat & Other Stories From the North
Edited and Introduced by Sjón and Ted Hodgkinson
Pushkin Press
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THE LIGHT
Director: Tom Tykwer
Starring: Tala Al Deen, Nicolette Krebitz, Lars Eidinger
Rating: 3/5
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
Understand What Black Is
The Last Poets
(Studio Rockers)
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THE SPECS
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbocharged V12 petrol engine
Power: 420kW
Torque: 780Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh1,350,000
On sale: Available for preorder now
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From Conquest to Deportation
Jeronim Perovic, Hurst
RESULTS
Welterweight
Tohir Zhuraev (TJK) beat Mostafa Radi (PAL)
(Unanimous points decision)
Catchweight 75kg
Anas Siraj Mounir (MAR) beat Leandro Martins (BRA)
(Second round knockout)
Flyweight (female)
Manon Fiorot (FRA) beat Corinne Laframboise (CAN)
(RSC in third round)
Featherweight
Bogdan Kirilenko (UZB) beat Ahmed Al Darmaki
(Disqualification)
Lightweight
Izzedine Al Derabani (JOR) beat Rey Nacionales (PHI)
(Unanimous points)
Featherweight
Yousef Al Housani (UAE) beat Mohamed Fargan (IND)
(TKO first round)
Catchweight 69kg
Jung Han-gook (KOR) beat Max Lima (BRA)
(First round submission by foot-lock)
Catchweight 71kg
Usman Nurmogamedov (RUS) beat Jerry Kvarnstrom (FIN)
(TKO round 1).
Featherweight title (5 rounds)
Lee Do-gyeom (KOR) v Alexandru Chitoran (ROU)
(TKO round 1).
Lightweight title (5 rounds)
Bruno Machado (BRA) beat Mike Santiago (USA)
(RSC round 2).
If you go
The flights
Emirates (www.emirates.com) and Etihad (www.etihad.com) both fly direct to Bengaluru, with return fares from Dh 1240. From Bengaluru airport, Coorg is a five-hour drive by car.
The hotels
The Tamara (www.thetamara.com) is located inside a working coffee plantation and offers individual villas with sprawling views of the hills (tariff from Dh1,300, including taxes and breakfast).
When to go
Coorg is an all-year destination, with the peak season for travel extending from the cooler months between October and March.
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