A small but determined group of funny people is working hard to make sure Bollywood is not the sole source of entertainment coming from Mumbai anymore.
They want people laughing at their jokes, too.
While India has already hosted tours by leading comics from the US, including Wayne Brady and Rob Schneider, the country's own stand-up comedians are starting to make a name for themselves, too.
When Schneider – a Saturday Night Live veteran and the star of several broad American comedies – visited Mumbai last year, he was so impressed by what he saw that he called for an impromptu meeting with some of the city's best talent at the end of his five-city tour.
"Schneider told me he wanted to sit down with a bunch of us and talk comedy," says Sorabh Pant.
"About 15 to 20 of us came and he sat there chatting to us about his experience and his work in television. He was absolutely fantastic and encouraged all of us."
Pant, along with Ashish Shakya and Neville Shah, will perform in Direct from Mumbai, a special one-off showcase of Indian comedy in Dubai on Thursday night.
The trio represents the first generation of professional Indian stand-up comedians in a small industry that started less than five years ago, and which is limited to India's biggest cities. "There is Bombay [Mumbai], New Delhi and Bangalore," Pant says. "Everywhere else, they're still trying to figure out what this is all about."
The situation has often resulted in a series of awkward early gigs.
"In the big cities, they know what your requirements are, but not in the out-of-the way places," Pant says. "Over there, they say: 'Listen, we don't have any spotlights here and we don't have a stage, so go from table to table and do your comedy for these people'."
Those experiences form the basis of Pant's early material, which poked fun at several Indian communities. "Before, it was more like, the Gujaratis are like this and the Punjabis are like that," he recalls. "But I want to keep it a little more generic so it can appeal to everyone."
Shah, who is making his UAE debut with Shakya, is still figuring out how "local" to make his set.
"I know Dubai is like a 'Little India'," he says. "That said, I'm a bit scared about how 'Indian' I can really get, as some of the Indians in the audience might not get all the jokes."
If the material gets a little too obscure, Shah - who is known for his sly observations – says he will rely on that old comic chestnut: relationships. "The topic, like marriage and politics, is funny all over the world," he says. "It depends on how you spin the stereotypes."
Or how you mix them.
Shah describes Indian stand-up comedy as a "weird" amalgam of American and British stylings.
"British comics are very poker-faced on stage," he says. "They are not in your face but subtle. Their humour is self-deprecating, while American comedy is social commentary with a lot of energy.
"Indians have the performance style of the Americans but the material of the British – it is a strange place to be, I think."
For Ashish Shakya, it was the thrill of the stage that made him sign up for an open mic night three years ago.
At the time, he was already a successful humour columnist for the daily national newspaper The Hindustan Times and a script writer for CNN-IBN's late-night talk show The Week that Wasn't.
Shakya, who still holds both jobs, says he views the stage as "a natural extension of his writing talent".
"The idea of doing two minutes on stage seemed like fun but, in reality, it became extremely terrifying," he admits. "I just didn't want to wet myself – that was the goal."
An established name in homes all over India, Shakya believes Indians are interested in comedy because it offers what theatre and the written word cannot.
"If you are doing a play, you are performing to the same script, whether people like it or not. And if I write an article, I will have to wait for feedback, for someone to say something about it," he says.
"Stand-up, apart from improvisation,is the only art form where you can change the material depending on the audience's reaction. It is very gratifying to have people respond immediately to what you are saying."
And if the material bombs, well, don't worry, says Shah, because there is plenty more to bring to the stage, especially comments on life in Mumbai.
"It is a very crowded city and there is this constant talking, this babel," he explains. "For example, the crowds in the trains think nothing about entertaining themselves by making passing remarks about people. I know it's wrong but the city somehow just sets you up to be funny."
Catch the Laughter Factory's Direct from Mumbai tomorrow at Al Thuraya Ballroom, Grand Millennium, Tecom, in Dubai. The show starts at 9pm and tickets cost Dh95. For more information, visit www.timeouttickets.com
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Squid Game season two
Director: Hwang Dong-hyuk
Stars: Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun
Rating: 4.5/5
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
Specs
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Saturday's schedule at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
GP3 race, 12:30pm
Formula 1 final practice, 2pm
Formula 1 qualifying, 5pm
Formula 2 race, 6:40pm
Performance: Sam Smith
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
Museum of the Future in numbers
- 78 metres is the height of the museum
- 30,000 square metres is its total area
- 17,000 square metres is the length of the stainless steel facade
- 14 kilometres is the length of LED lights used on the facade
- 1,024 individual pieces make up the exterior
- 7 floors in all, with one for administrative offices
- 2,400 diagonally intersecting steel members frame the torus shape
- 100 species of trees and plants dot the gardens
- Dh145 is the price of a ticket
THE SPECS
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbocharged V12 petrol engine
Power: 420kW
Torque: 780Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh1,350,000
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Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
SQUADS
Bangladesh (from): Shadman Islam, Mominul Haque, Soumya Sarkar, Shakib Al Hasan (capt), Mahmudullah Riyad, Mohammad Mithun, Mushfiqur Rahim, Liton Das, Taijul Islam, Mosaddek Hossain, Nayeem Hasan, Mehedi Hasan, Taskin Ahmed, Ebadat Hossain, Abu Jayed
Afghanistan (from): Rashid Khan (capt), Ihsanullah Janat, Javid Ahmadi, Ibrahim Zadran, Rahmat Shah, Hashmatullah Shahidi, Asghar Afghan, Ikram Alikhil, Mohammad Nabi, Qais Ahmad, Sayed Ahmad Shirzad, Yamin Ahmadzai, Zahir Khan Pakteen, Afsar Zazai, Shapoor Zadran
Essentials
The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Malaysia Airlines all fly direct from the UAE to Kuala Lumpur and on to Penang from about Dh2,300 return, including taxes.
Where to stay
In Kuala Lumpur, Element is a recently opened, futuristic hotel high up in a Norman Foster-designed skyscraper. Rooms cost from Dh400 per night, including taxes. Hotel Stripes, also in KL, is a great value design hotel, with an infinity rooftop pool. Rooms cost from Dh310, including taxes.
In Penang, Ren i Tang is a boutique b&b in what was once an ancient Chinese Medicine Hall in the centre of Little India. Rooms cost from Dh220, including taxes.
23 Love Lane in Penang is a luxury boutique heritage hotel in a converted mansion, with private tropical gardens. Rooms cost from Dh400, including taxes.
In Langkawi, Temple Tree is a unique architectural villa hotel consisting of antique houses from all across Malaysia. Rooms cost from Dh350, including taxes.
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
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A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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FIXTURES (all times UAE)
Sunday
Brescia v Lazio (3.30pm)
SPAL v Verona (6pm)
Genoa v Sassuolo (9pm)
AS Roma v Torino (11.45pm)
Monday
Bologna v Fiorentina (3.30pm)
AC Milan v Sampdoria (6pm)
Juventus v Cagliari (6pm)
Atalanta v Parma (6pm)
Lecce v Udinese (9pm)
Napoli v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
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Dr Afridi's warning signs of digital addiction
Spending an excessive amount of time on the phone.
Neglecting personal, social, or academic responsibilities.
Losing interest in other activities or hobbies that were once enjoyed.
Having withdrawal symptoms like feeling anxious, restless, or upset when the technology is not available.
Experiencing sleep disturbances or changes in sleep patterns.
What are the guidelines?
Under 18 months: Avoid screen time altogether, except for video chatting with family.
Aged 18-24 months: If screens are introduced, it should be high-quality content watched with a caregiver to help the child understand what they are seeing.
Aged 2-5 years: Limit to one-hour per day of high-quality programming, with co-viewing whenever possible.
Aged 6-12 years: Set consistent limits on screen time to ensure it does not interfere with sleep, physical activity, or social interactions.
Teenagers: Encourage a balanced approach – screens should not replace sleep, exercise, or face-to-face socialisation.
Source: American Paediatric Association