What an unnatural act, to take anything Marvel and project it onto anything less than a Cineplex screen. And where is our Thor? What about Iron Man? And a good ol’ “clobbering time” from The Thing or a rage-fed thrash ’n’ trash from The Hulk seem to be called for, too, as Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. premieres on the telly.
But then again, we mustn’t mix our apples and oranges; when production houses begin to endow tele- vision productions with US$200 million (Dh735m) budgets – then we can demand the to-drool-for Hollywood stars and eye-popping visual effects.
“We have a production team telling us what we can and can’t do,” says the executive producer Jeff Bell. “Marvel and ABC have been very generous with us. We have a responsibility to Marvel to look awesome and terrific.”
Here, the focus is first and foremost on characters, although glossy sets and a few clever effects certainly jazz up this one-hour episodic drama.
Bottom line? If we adjust our expectations from Asgard to Earth then kudos is also due to the S.H.I.E.L.D. executive producer Joss Whedon (The Avengers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) – he’s given us another groovy, slick slice of the Marvel universe to explore right from our sofas.
Clark Gregg reprises his role of Agent Phil Coulson who will, in good time, explain why he’s still alive after being cruelly stabbed by Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and ostensibly dying in The Avengers last year.
In the series opener, in a performance that melds cool authority with touching empathy, he assembles a small, highly select group of Agents from the worldwide law-enforcement body known as S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division). Together they investigate the new, the strange and the unknown across the globe, “protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary”.
Coulson’s team comprises Agent Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), an ace in combat and espionage; Agent Melinda May (Ming-Na Wen), top-gun pilot and martial artist; Agent Leo Fitz (Iain De Caestecker), dazzling engineer; Agent Jemma Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge), brilliant bio-chemist; and new recruit and master-hacker, Skye (Chloe Bennet).
The series infuses a crime- procedural feel into its superhero case-of-the-week format, along with a dash of Avengers follow-up.
The pilot storyline revolves around a man who, despite his superhuman powers, becomes embittered when he finds himself jobless with nowhere to live and with a young son to feed.
“We wanted to make sure there’s an investment in the characters as much as case of the week,” says Whedon. “Every week it’s not going to be some new hero. There could be a device, a mystery. There’s so many aspects as to what’s happened since everybody in the world found out there’s a superhero team and aliens invaded New York.”
A test-screening of the pilot episode brought the house down at the Los Angeles Comic-Con recently. As chronicled by The Holly- wood Reporter: “They laughed when they were supposed to laugh, they cheered when they were supposed to cheer. They ooooohed and ahhhhhhed and tittered and applauded in post-nerdal ecstasy when it was all done.”
Whedon said: “The things we’ve got from the Marvel Universe and the things we’re bringing to the Marvel Universe. I guess I’m just a little excited.”
• Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is broadcast at 10pm tomorrow on OSN First HD
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Will the pound fall to parity with the dollar?
The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.
Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.
New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.
“The pound is at a much lower level now but I still think a no-deal exit would lead to significant volatility and we could be testing parity on a really bad outcome,” said Mr Harrison, who manages more than $10 billion in assets at BlackRock. “We will see this game of chicken continue through August and that’s likely negative for sterling,” he said about the deadlocked Brexit talks.
The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.
The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.
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