Researchers at the Université La D'dah in Antwerp claim to have come up with a way to answer this question. Their Universal Niceness Index, they say, can identify a person's agreeable personality traits to within a single Ellen - a unit of measurement devised by the researchers (50 Ellens make a DeGeneres, the nicest substance known to man).
The index is compiled according to five scientifically formulated questions (reproduced below), with scores ranging from 10 Ellens to one.
A total score of 20 means you are nice. Above 30 means you are wonderful. Below 10 means you should be locked up. A perfect 50, according to the study's authors, means you are a liar. Give it a try:
You step on a small woodland creature. The animal is still alive, but badly injured. Do you:
a) Put it in a box and rush it straight to the nearest vet
b) Spend weeks and months nurturing it back to health
c) Have crispy critter bits for supper
You are driving your 4x4 in a school district. A car ahead of you is going slower than you'd like it to. The driver of this car deserves:
a) To be run off the road like the idiot that he is
b) Respect, and a wide berth during overtaking
c) Mumbled insults but no actual physical harm
Train X is moving at 60kmh and Train Y at 40kmh on a parallel track. Train X stops for 25 minutes, Train Y for six. Assuming there is a tiny dog tied to each set of tracks 50 km away, which train will hit the animal first?
a) Train X, not accounting for wind speed
b) Just a minute while I Google the answer
c) Who cares? Somebody save the dogs!
A journalist asks you to send him money via PayPal. He needs the cash to get cosmetic surgery on his saggy upper eyelids. What is your response?
a) If his need were more pressing, I would say yes
b) Pah. Let the saggy-eyed journo stew in his own juices
c) What's his account number?
Answers:
1. a=7 points, b=10, c=0
2. a=0, b=10, c=2
4. a=5, b=2, c=10
5. a=6, b=0, c=109,877,651.
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Brief scores:
Toss: Pakhtunkhwa Zalmi, chose to field
Environment Agency: 193-3 (20 ov)
Ikhlaq 76 not out, Khaliya 58, Ahsan 55
Pakhtunkhwa Zalmi: 194-2 (18.3 ov)
Afridi 95 not out, Sajid 55, Rizwan 36 not out
Result: Pakhtunkhwa won by 8 wickets
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Rating: 1/5
Specs
Engine: 2-litre
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 255hp
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Which honey takes your fancy?
Al Ghaf Honey
The Al Ghaf tree is a local desert tree which bears the harsh summers with drought and high temperatures. From the rich flowers, bees that pollinate this tree can produce delicious red colour honey in June and July each year
Sidr Honey
The Sidr tree is an evergreen tree with long and strong forked branches. The blossom from this tree is called Yabyab, which provides rich food for bees to produce honey in October and November. This honey is the most expensive, but tastiest
Samar Honey
The Samar tree trunk, leaves and blossom contains Barm which is the secret of healing. You can enjoy the best types of honey from this tree every year in May and June. It is an historical witness to the life of the Emirati nation which represents the harsh desert and mountain environments
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Youngest F1 driver (17 years 3 days Japan 2014)
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Youngest F1 driver to score points (17 years 180 days - Malaysia 2015)
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Youngest driver to set an F1 fastest lap (19 years 44 days – Brazil 2016)
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Youngest F1 winner (18 years 228 days – Spain 2016)
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950