Unfriended
Director: Leo Gabriadze
Starring: Shelley Hennig, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz
Two stars
Taking aim at cyberbullies on their home turf, Levan Gabriadze's Unfriended envisions an I Know What You Did Last Summer-style vengeance scenario conducted by a ghost entirely through social media.
Presented as if it were being witnessed on one of the protagonists' laptops, the film sticks with its gimmick more honestly than Nacho Vigalondo's Open Windows, which has a similar visual conceit. However, it's substantially less successful dramatically than in technical terms.
The setting is a group Skype chat in which five high-school friends log on together for no reason other than to have company while wasting hours of their youth sitting alone in their bedrooms.
Around the time they realise this is the anniversary of the suicide of Laura Burns, a classmate they all hated, a mysterious sixth person enters the chat – an anonymous digital intruder claiming to be Laura’s spirit.
Assuming it to be a creepy hacker, they try to hang up on “him” – but this hacker has skills and they fail. He’s soon taunting them (and a sixth friend) across an array of digital platforms, controlling texts, video messages, social media and so on.
As the friends grow increasingly agitated, he turns them against each other by revealing secrets he has no way of knowing – betrayals, insults and worse – before proceeding to inflict grisly physical punishments that apparently involve psychic control.
These kids are more loathsome than the average victims of slasher-flick bogeymen and the young actors have little success (if they’re trying) in making them interesting, despite their shallow nastiness. As the film begins knocking them off in the usual ways, we can’t even take pleasure in their deaths.
By the gory final moments, the picture finds ways to wrench the annoyance level higher, with goofy on-screen animation and an inexplicable plea for help to the nonplussed denizens of Chatroulette.
While much of the screen-hopping that precedes this has a messy believability – with the lead bully flicking, ADHD-style, between monitoring BitTorrent, choosing Pandora tunes, researching the paranormal on Wikipedia and using four or five different technologies to communicate with her frenemies – in the end, one would rather be back at one’s own computer, tending to the tedious details of digital life, than watching this clique get pinged to death.
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- 66 million years ago: 10km-wide asteroid crashes into the Gulf of Mexico, wiping out over 70 per cent of living species – including the dinosaurs.
- 50,000 years ago: 50m-wide iron meteor crashes in Arizona with the violence of 10 megatonne hydrogen bomb, creating the famous 1.2km-wide Barringer Crater
- 1490: Meteor storm over Shansi Province, north-east China when large stones “fell like rain”, reportedly leading to thousands of deaths.
- 1908: 100-metre meteor from the Taurid Complex explodes near the Tunguska river in Siberia with the force of 1,000 Hiroshima-type bombs, devastating 2,000 square kilometres of forest.
- 1998: Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 breaks apart and crashes into Jupiter in series of impacts that would have annihilated life on Earth.
-2013: 10,000-tonne meteor burns up over the southern Urals region of Russia, releasing a pressure blast and flash that left over 1600 people injured.
Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
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“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
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Transmission: 10-speed automatic
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Rating: 3/5
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Third practice: Saturday, 7-8am
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Number of Laps: 53
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Not before 7pm:
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Court One
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- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
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- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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