Djimon Hounsou in Elephant White. Courtesy De Warrenne Pictures
Djimon Hounsou in Elephant White. Courtesy De Warrenne Pictures

Elephant White mistakes violence for plot



Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Starring: Djimon Hounsou, Kevin Bacon
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The Gladiator actor Djimon Hounsou is mercenary Curtie Church in this action-thriller from the director of Ong Bak. He targets a Bangkok sex trafficking organisation and is hired by the father of a murdered white slave to eliminate them all. However, the job is not what it seems, and Church can only rely on an arms dealer (Kevin Bacon) and a child prostitute called Mae as he fights to survive.

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Echoing the style and content of a bad video game, Elephant White seems content with favouring action over meaningful lines or an interesting plot. Church encounters so many bland, broadly written characters that it is often hard to establish who is a friend and who is a foe. A ludicrous dream sequence (apparently crammed in to show more of Hounsou beating people up) seems to typify the confusing and poorly constructed plot.

As a result, some good actors are left floundering by lines few could deliver convincingly. Bacon is altogether miscast as a British arms dealer, adopting a Jack Sparrow-like accent for the part, and while he has the occasional funny moment with Hounsou, none of it is anywhere near his better work. Hounsou himself merely snorts, broods and reloads his rifle, maintaining zero chemistry with Jirantanin Pitakporntrakul's Mae, and his impressive performance in the fight scenes is hampered by the viewer not caring what's going on.

It seems that without the expertise of Ong Bak star Tony Jaa, director Pinkaew has little to offer in a dreary movie that is more about the body count than anything else.

Cinco in numbers

Dh3.7 million

The estimated cost of Victoria Swarovski’s gem-encrusted Michael Cinco wedding gown

46

The number, in kilograms, that Swarovski’s wedding gown weighed.

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The hours it took to create Cinco’s vermillion petal gown, as seen in his atelier [note, is the one he’s playing with in the corner of a room]

50

How many looks Cinco has created in a new collection to celebrate Ballet Philippines’ 50th birthday

3,000

The hours needed to create the butterfly gown worn by Aishwarya Rai to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.

1.1 million

The number of followers that Michael Cinco’s Instagram account has garnered.

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The smuggler

Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple. 
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.

Khouli conviction

Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.

For sale

A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.

- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico

- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000

- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950

Test

Director: S Sashikanth

Cast: Nayanthara, Siddharth, Meera Jasmine, R Madhavan

Star rating: 2/5

The specs: 2017 Ford F-150 Raptor

Price, base / as tested Dh220,000 / Dh320,000

Engine 3.5L V6

Transmission 10-speed automatic

Power 421hp @ 6,000rpm

Torque 678Nm @ 3,750rpm

Fuel economy, combined 14.1L / 100km

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Election pledges on migration

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The White Lotus: Season three

Creator: Mike White

Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell

Rating: 4.5/5