So Meryl Streep is to play Margaret Thatcher in a new film. One wonders if she knows what she's letting herself in for. After all, the responsibility of taking on the famous grocer's daughter from the none-more-English market town of Grantham has been given to someone from New Jersey.
There will undoubtably be a point where the actress who bounced her way through Mamma Mia so entertainingly will have to take a deep breath. And, masking that East Coast drawl, she'll have to say in the former British prime minister's inimitable, iron-clad accent born of so many elocution lessons: "Defeat? I do not recognise the meaning of the word." Rather than gasping at the dramatic pathos, an entire country will be looking at each other and saying: "Has she got the accent right?"
Make no mistake, when it comes to the way actors deliver their lines, the British are obsessed with authenticity. No one else on the planet thought to question Russell Crowe's curious brogue in Robin Hood, which somehow moved from Ireland to Yorkshire, to Australia and finally to where it should historically have been: the flat East Midlands vowels of Nottinghamshire. But when the BBC presenter Mark Lawson dared to raise it on his radio show, Crowe exploded. "You've got dead ears, mate," he growled. "You've seriously got dead ears if you think that's an Irish accent."
Of course, if Lawson had wanted Robin Hood to be completely historically accurate, the merry men would have been speaking in a version of old English incomprehensible to everyone but linguistics scholars. So why was there so much fuss? Probably because it seemed so lazy: in a multimillion-dollar movie with a big star playing an English legend, surely a voice coach could have imparted some continuity. Even if the accent wasn't geographically accurate, at least it should have been consistent.
Watching actors grapple with accents they can't master - English or not - is often great fun. But it can also be tortuous to the point of ruining the films they're in. Defiance, starring Daniel Craig, was a remarkably well-judged action film from 2008: the true-life tale of the Second World War Jewish resistance fighters encamped in the Belarusian forests.
Obviously it needed star-power to help it into the cinemas, and who better than the incumbent James Bond to provide it? But to see him struggle with a weird, broken-English accent - intended perhaps to suggest that he was from Eastern Europe - was completely off-putting. He battled with it as manfully as he did the evil Nazis, but eventually lost. Some of the worst accents committed to celluloid are American attempts at English - Don Cheadle in the Oceans series, Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins to name but two - but no nationality truly escapes mangled voices. The television series Flash Forward was embarrassingly dumped mid-season, collapsing under the weight of its slightly strange premise. But it didn't help that the main protagonist, Joseph Fiennes, was so bamboozled by the overbearing seriousness of his role as an FBI agent that he ended up delivering every line as if he were voicing a trailer.
Renée Zellweger was rightly praised for her English accent in Bridget Jones, but her American South effort in Cold Mountain was the stuff of pantomime. And the less said about Jon Voight's Spanish attempt in Anaconda, the better.
There are people, of course, who make taking on different accents sound easy. It's said that most Americans didn't realise that Hugh Laurie, the star of House, was a comic stalwart from England. The brilliance of Dominic West's turn as a Baltimore detective in The Wire was such that few British fans of the show, let alone American ones, realise he comes from Sheffield in the UK.
But sadly, those are the exception rather than the rule. There is an easy solution: ask actors to speak in the same voice they'd use to order a coffee or speak to their children. It has its drawbacks - it means that English actors would have to be in English films, but that's no bad thing. Surely there is someone capable of playing Thatcher who was born in the same country as the woman known as the Iron Lady.
Of course, it'll never happen. And in the end, the prospect of Streep playing Thatcher shouldn't give Britons too many sleepless nights: she's succeeded in being authentically Polish in Sophie's Choice, Danish in Out of Africa, Australian in A Cry in the Dark and English in both The French Lieutenant's Woman and Plenty.
The secret of her success? She works - hard - at her voices. Something lesser actors and actresses would do well to emulate.
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Favourite film:
Declan: It was The Commitments but now it’s Bohemian Rhapsody.
Heidi: The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Favourite holiday destination:
Declan: Las Vegas but I also love getting home to Ireland and seeing everyone back home.
Heidi: Australia but my dream destination would be to go to Cuba.
Favourite pastime:
Declan: I love brunching and socializing. Just basically having the craic.
Heidi: Paddleboarding and swimming.
Personal motto:
Declan: Take chances.
Heidi: Live, love, laugh and have no regrets.
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
THE SPECS
Aston Martin Rapide AMR
Engine: 6.0-litre V12
Transmission: Touchtronic III eight-speed automatic
Power: 595bhp
Torque: 630Nm
Price: Dh999,563
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.
HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.
ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.
LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
If you go
The flights
Return flights from Dubai to Santiago, via Sao Paolo cost from Dh5,295 with Emirates.
The trip
A five-day trip (not including two days of flight travel) was split between Santiago and in Puerto Varas, with more time spent in the later where excursions were organised by TurisTour.
When to go
The summer months, from December to February are best though there is beauty in each season
WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE?
1. Black holes are objects whose gravity is so strong not even light can escape their pull
2. They can be created when massive stars collapse under their own weight
3. Large black holes can also be formed when smaller ones collide and merge
4. The biggest black holes lurk at the centre of many galaxies, including our own
5. Astronomers believe that when the universe was very young, black holes affected how galaxies formed
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The Facility’s Versatility
Between the start of the 2020 IPL on September 20, and the end of the Pakistan Super League this coming Thursday, the Zayed Cricket Stadium has had an unprecedented amount of traffic.
Never before has a ground in this country – or perhaps anywhere in the world – had such a volume of major-match cricket.
And yet scoring has remained high, and Abu Dhabi has seen some classic encounters in every format of the game.
October 18, IPL, Kolkata Knight Riders tied with Sunrisers Hyderabad
The two playoff-chasing sides put on 163 apiece, before Kolkata went on to win the Super Over
January 8, ODI, UAE beat Ireland by six wickets
A century by CP Rizwan underpinned one of UAE’s greatest ever wins, as they chased 270 to win with an over to spare
February 6, T10, Northern Warriors beat Delhi Bulls by eight wickets
The final of the T10 was chiefly memorable for a ferocious over of fast bowling from Fidel Edwards to Nicholas Pooran
March 14, Test, Afghanistan beat Zimbabwe by six wickets
Eleven wickets for Rashid Khan, 1,305 runs scored in five days, and a last session finish
June 17, PSL, Islamabad United beat Peshawar Zalmi by 15 runs
Usman Khawaja scored a hundred as Islamabad posted the highest score ever by a Pakistan team in T20 cricket
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Thor: Ragnarok
Dir: Taika Waititi
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Mark Ruffalo, Tessa Thompson
Four stars
The specs
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Transmission: ten-speed
Power: 420bhp
Torque: 624Nm
Price: Dh325,125
On sale: Now
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
SPAIN SQUAD
Goalkeepers Simon (Athletic Bilbao), De Gea (Manchester United), Sanchez (Brighton)
Defenders Gaya (Valencia), Alba (Barcelona), P Torres (Villarreal), Laporte (Manchester City), Garcia (Manchester City), D Llorente (Leeds), Azpilicueta (Chelsea)
Midfielders Busquets (Barcelona), Rodri (Manchester City), Pedri (Barcelona), Thiago (Liverpool), Koke (Atletico Madrid), Ruiz (Napoli), M Llorente (Atletico Madrid)
Forwards: Olmo (RB Leipzig), Oyarzabal (Real Sociedad), Morata (Juventus), Moreno (Villarreal), F Torres (Manchester City), Traore (Wolves), Sarabia (PSG)
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young