It's a fool's errand to devote every waking moment to becoming one of the hip people in status-obsessed Los Angeles – but such a quest rises to tragic hilarity when the vanity seekers are two platonic friends who lack the common sense to realise they belong together.
That's the premise of Alone Together, a new sitcom about two outsider kids now grown up who are always there for each other when it comes to chasing their foolish dream. Even as they press their eager faces, metaphorically, up against the plate glass of the Hollywood candy shop of money, beauty and fame – so close and yet so far – they fear they'll be perennially stuck on the outside looking in. They're probably right.
That's the charm of Alone Together, a show which represents the younger, edgier brand – along with Grown-ish, the Black-ish spin-off set on a college campus – that the Disney-ABC Television Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company, has been developing over the past two years for Freeform, its new cable and satellite TV channel.
Heavily promoted on social media prior to its January launch in the United States, the show stars two established stand-up comics – Esther Povitsky and Benji Aflalo – and hails from the comic minds of the Lonely Island gang, led by former Saturday Night Live and current Brooklyn Nine-Nine star Andy Samberg and his fellow executive producers Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
“Our audience will quickly fall in love, as we did with real-life best friends Esther and Benji, who navigate a world of perfect 10s as self-proclaimed 6s,” predicts Karey Burke, Freeform’s vice president of programming and development, who’s already renewed the show for a second season.
Vanity Fair characterises the show as "a new kind of buddy comedy" – while Aflalo vows their characters will never be romantically involved: "Let's be honest. Romance doesn't really work out for anybody, ever."
This is not the kind of sanitised show one might expect from Disney, or what was previously known as the ABC Family platform of kid-friendly wholesome fare. To their relief, Povitsky and Aflalo readily admit they were handed enough creative freedom to keep it real.
“We’re not into graphic stuff, but we do want to be edgy,” says Aflalo. “[Disney] doesn’t push back on anything, really. I don’t ever feel like there are things we can’t do – and there was never a sense of that. I don’t feel restricted in any way.”
“I think we got to do the version we wanted because neither of us are super-dirty,” adds Povitsky. “We’re not squeaky-clean pilgrims, but neither of us are blue.”
In real life, the comedy couple describes their relationship as “co-dependent friends”, which has raised more than a few eyebrows among their mates, who persistently wonder if there’s something more between them than funny business.
“We met at The Comedy Store, which at the time was not the cool place to be. It was kind of where losers congregated and we identified as that,” says Povitsky. “That was how we met, as two of the misfits who were hanging [there] until 3am
every night.
"In terms of being a partnership, I do want to be clear, and Benji will agree: We're not a comedy duo. We both do stand-up on our own, we do a lot of stuff on our own, so it was never like, 'Let's team up.' It never felt like a partnership, just a friendship, and we wanted to do one thing together."
“We have a co-dependent friendship and those friendships get a bad rep,” says Aflalo, “but I think the co-dependent friendship helped us because we relied on each other. We made that short [film that led to our series]. We really had to lean on each other. It was a partnership out of necessity because I don’t think either of us could have put a short together on our own.”
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The platonic concept for Alone Together, says Povitsky, "was borne out of how we spent so much time together and people took notice. "'Why are those two always hanging out? They're not dating. Are they dating? Are you dating?
People are always asking us those questions.
"We couldn't understand what was going on, and that sort of became the starting point for us. People clearly want to know what's up – so that just got us in the mood to do stuff together."
In a smart, millennials-friendly marketing campaign – with their network’s blessing – Povitsky and Aflalo recently took to Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and other digital platforms to whine that Freeform was being a cheapskate about marketing their show – and wouldn’t spend a dime to promote it. Playing along, the network brass relented somewhat and promised the pair a status-symbol billboard in Hollywood ... but only if they could get 10,000 Tweets.
They got their billboard.
Alone Together airs on Monday on OSN Series Comedy HD.
The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
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Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
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- Energy engineer: Dh25,000 to Dh30,000
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- Data-driven supply chain management professional: Dh30,000 to Dh50,000
- HR leader: Dh40,000 to Dh60,000
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Important questions to consider
1. Where on the plane does my pet travel?
There are different types of travel available for pets:
- Manifest cargo
- Excess luggage in the hold
- Excess luggage in the cabin
Each option is safe. The feasibility of each option is based on the size and breed of your pet, the airline they are traveling on and country they are travelling to.
2. What is the difference between my pet traveling as manifest cargo or as excess luggage?
If traveling as manifest cargo, your pet is traveling in the front hold of the plane and can travel with or without you being on the same plane. The cost of your pets travel is based on volumetric weight, in other words, the size of their travel crate.
If traveling as excess luggage, your pet will be in the rear hold of the plane and must be traveling under the ticket of a human passenger. The cost of your pets travel is based on the actual (combined) weight of your pet in their crate.
3. What happens when my pet arrives in the country they are traveling to?
As soon as the flight arrives, your pet will be taken from the plane straight to the airport terminal.
If your pet is traveling as excess luggage, they will taken to the oversized luggage area in the arrival hall. Once you clear passport control, you will be able to collect them at the same time as your normal luggage. As you exit the airport via the ‘something to declare’ customs channel you will be asked to present your pets travel paperwork to the customs official and / or the vet on duty.
If your pet is traveling as manifest cargo, they will be taken to the Animal Reception Centre. There, their documentation will be reviewed by the staff of the ARC to ensure all is in order. At the same time, relevant customs formalities will be completed by staff based at the arriving airport.
4. How long does the travel paperwork and other travel preparations take?
This depends entirely on the location that your pet is traveling to. Your pet relocation compnay will provide you with an accurate timeline of how long the relevant preparations will take and at what point in the process the various steps must be taken.
In some cases they can get your pet ‘travel ready’ in a few days. In others it can be up to six months or more.
5. What vaccinations does my pet need to travel?
Regardless of where your pet is traveling, they will need certain vaccinations. The exact vaccinations they need are entirely dependent on the location they are traveling to. The one vaccination that is mandatory for every country your pet may travel to is a rabies vaccination.
Other vaccinations may also be necessary. These will be advised to you as relevant. In every situation, it is essential to keep your vaccinations current and to not miss a due date, even by one day. To do so could severely hinder your pets travel plans.
Source: Pawsome Pets UAE
The five pillars of Islam
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