Trevor Noah came under fire for making comments about Kashmir. EPA
Trevor Noah came under fire for making comments about Kashmir. EPA
Trevor Noah came under fire for making comments about Kashmir. EPA
Trevor Noah came under fire for making comments about Kashmir. EPA

Sorry not sorry: the art of Hollywood non-apologies


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Celebrities seem to spend an inordinate amount of time apologising in the social media era, though whether that’s because they’ve become more offensive or because our social media fixation increasingly finds us residing in an echo chamber of manufactured righteous rage is a matter for debate.

Trevor Noah was the latest celeb to find himself the object of online rage last week, after he made a joke comparing the current conflict in Kashmir to a Bollywood film.

After attracting a wave of criticism accusing him of being “racist” and “insensitive,” Noah took to Twitter to issue a classic non-apology to one irate Twitter user, falling back on the timeless line “I am sorry that this hurt you and others, that’s not what I intended,” as well as giving an explanation of his comic process.

Unfortunately, this classic non-apology tactic essentially deflects blame on to the recipient of the apology for being “hurt” or “offended," and is a favourite among celebrity apologies.

Most of the responses to Noah’s tweet seem to accept that as a topical comedian, it’s part of Noah’s job to find humour in some fairly dark places, though there were still some netizens who continued to demand that the comic be more contrite and take back his words.

If they thought Noah’s apology was insincere or didn’t go far enough, however, they should check some of these other disastrous celebrity apologies from the last few years.

Ted Nugent

Rocker and celebrity gun fan Ted Nugent found himself in hot water in 2014 when he referred to President Barack Obama as a “subhuman mongrel” in an interview with, where else, guns.com. No one says you have to like the president, but the racial overtones of Nugent’s statement were clear. A few days later, Nugent took to the Ben Sherman Radio Show to offer one of the least convincing apologies in history.

“I do apologise — not necessarily to the President — but on behalf of much better men than myself,” he told Ferguson. We’re not even sure what that means, but he did go on to to question his own choice of words, saying he should have used “more understandable language,” such as “violator of his oath to the Constitution.”

So, we just misunderstood the words it seems.

Kevin Spacey

Spacey's non-apology when accused of the sexual assault of a young actor in 2017 was truly a thing of wonder. First of all, he claimed he did not remember the incident, which had happened around 30 years ago. Next he issued a cringeworthy conditional apology that "if I did behave then as he describes" then it would be "inappropriate."

With that neatly put to bed, Spacey went on to deflect the attention to himself, and come out as a homosexual, in one of the most bizarre non-sequiturs imaginable.

Surely the only way Spacey could make his masterclass in insincere apologies any worse would be by waiting a year then, with allegations mounting, release a bizarre video in which he tackles the accusations in character as House of Cards' Frank Underwood, and still appears to neither accept responsibility or express regret. But he wouldn't do that, surely?

Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein’s myriad sexual offences against women shook up Hollywood like never before, giving rise to the #MeToo movement and leading to some serious discussions — and action — around the gender imbalance in Hollywood.

Despite losing his business, his reputation, and quite probably his liberty once the multiple court cases are over, Weinstein did not actually apologise for his actions, opting instead for the “things were different then” approach.

The once-legendary producer said in a statement to The New York Times: "I came of age in the 60s and 70s, when all the rules about behaviour and workplaces were different. That was the culture then. I have since learned it's not an excuse, in the office — or out of it. To anyone. I realized some time ago that I needed to be a better person and my interactions with the people I work with have changed."

Weinstein went on to describe how he’s taken on therapists to address his behaviour, started a scholarship fund for women directors, and will make his mum proud. The one word he never said is “sorry.”

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin was caught out in 2007 when a voice mail in which he called his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, a "rude, thoughtless little pig." was made public. Baldwin angrily went on: "Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone, you have insulted me for the last time. This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother, and you do it to me constantly over and over again."

Screaming abuse at a minor is never a good look, but then nor is an apology in which you appear to clarify that the sentiments were correct, though the language could maybe have been different, and then blame the whole incident on your ongoing, bitter divorce from Kim Basinger:

"Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years," said a spokesman, to widespread amazement.

Michael Richards

Michael Richards came under fire for racist comments he directed at hecklers during one of his gigs. Getty
Michael Richards came under fire for racist comments he directed at hecklers during one of his gigs. Getty

The stand-up comic, better known as Kramer from Seinfeld has never really recovered from his 2006 racial tirade at a group of black audience members he felt were causing a disturbance at one of his gigs. The blow out featured the N-word, and references to lynchings and the Jim Crow era of US racial segregation.

As a star of one of the most successful sitcoms of the time, Richards was lucky to get a chance to redeem himself on the Late Show with David Letterman, but utterly failed to do so with a rambling, nonsensical, non-apology: "You know, I'm really busted up over this and I'm very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites — everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through, and I'm concerned about more hate and more rage and more anger coming through, not just towards me but towards a black/white conflict," the comic rambled.

Richards also went on to reference Hurricane Katrina, and make a particularly odd comparison between American foreign policy and his audiences: "...why the trash takes place, whether or not it's between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage..."

Nobody was any the wiser.

Mark Wahlberg

Wahlberg wasn't exactly a picture of sensitivity to thousands of 9/11 victims' families when he told Men's Journal in 2012: "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"

Unsurprisingly, the backlash was swift. To be fair to the actor, he had actually originally been scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into New York’s World Trade Center, and the comments were made in that context, but families were still, understandably, upset. His apology didn’t entirely help, falling back on the “if my comments appeared insensitive” school of non-apologies.

“To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with, and to suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible. I deeply apologise to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention,” said Wahlberg in a statement.

Roseanne Barr

Comedienne Roseanne Barr has surely crowned herself the queen of the insincere, and sometimes plain bizarre, apology, with a long-running series of non-apologies since she tweeted last year that former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett was equal to the “Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes”.

First of all, on May 30, a day after ABC had cancelled her show, Barr tried blaming her tweet on the prescription drug Ambien: “It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended — it was egregious Indefensible. I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but … don’t defend it please.”

This prompted Sanofi, the makers of Ambien, to offer this hilarious response:

Next, in June, she took to the podcast of her friend Rabbi Shmealet Boteach to offer the “sorry if you’re so stupid you misunderstood” approach: “But I apologise to anyone who thought, or felt offended and who thought that I meant something that I, in fact, did not mean,” Barr told the Rabbi.

Barr then doubled up with the “I didn’t do the thing you just saw me do” tactic, beloved of seven-year-olds the world over: “I never would have wittingly called any black person…a monkey. I just wouldn’t do that. I didn’t do that. And people think that I did that and it just kills me. I didn’t do that. And if they do think that, I’m just so sorry that I was so unclear and stupid. I’m very sorry,” she claimed.

Skip to July, and Barr posted two videos on her YouTube channel. In one, she calmly, but incredulously, explained that she thought Jarrett was white and that she had only been sacked because she voted for Donald Trump. In the other she screams at an off-camera interviewer “I thought the b**** was white.”

Finally, on July 27, chat show host Hannity had one last stab at eliciting an actual apology from the disgraced star. Barr initially played for sympathy: “It cost me everything,” she said to few tears from the audience.

Next she blamed her wording: “I wish I worded it better,” she offered, without specifying what might be a better word than “ape.”

Hannity kept going, and eventually got as far as a “sorry you feel hurt.” This is usually the number one go-to of non-apologies, but congratulations to Barr for keeping us in suspense with so many brilliantly creative variations before she got there.

“I’m sorry that you feel harm and hurt, I never meant that. I never meant to hurt anybody,” Barr eventually offered Jarrett.

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Key facilities
  • Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
  • Premier League-standard football pitch
  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
  • Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
  • Specialist robotics and science laboratories
  • AR and VR-enabled learning centres
  • Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
  • Priority access to new homes from participating developers
  • Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
  • Flexible payment plans from developers
  • Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
  • DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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Global state-owned investor ranking by size

1.

United States

2.

China

3.

UAE

4.

Japan

5

Norway

6.

Canada

7.

Singapore

8.

Australia

9.

Saudi Arabia

10.

South Korea

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Results:

6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 (PA) | Group 1 US$75,000 (Dirt) | 2,200 metres

Winner: Goshawke, Fernando Jara (jockey), Ali Rashid Al Raihe (trainer)

7.05pm: UAE 1000 Guineas (TB) | Listed $250,000 (D) | 1,600m

Winner: Silva, Oisin Murphy, Pia Brendt

7.40pm: Meydan Classic Trial (TB) | Conditions $100,000 (Turf) | 1,400m

Winner: Golden Jaguar, Connor Beasley, Ahmad bin Harmash

8.15pm: Al Shindagha Sprint (TB) | Group 3 $200,000 (D) | 1,200m

Winner: Drafted, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson

8.50pm: Handicap (TB) | $175,000 (D) | 1,600m

Winner: Capezzano, Mickael Barzalona, Sandeep Jadhav

9.25pm: Handicap (TB) | $175,000 (T) | 2,000m

Winner: Oasis Charm, William Buick, Charlie Appleby

10pm: Handicap (TB) | $135,000 (T) | 1,600m

Winner: Escalator, Christopher Hayes, Charlie Fellowes

Gothia Cup 2025

4,872 matches 

1,942 teams

116 pitches

76 nations

26 UAE teams

15 Lebanese teams

2 Kuwaiti teams

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ESSENTIALS

The flights

Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh via Yangon from Dh2,700 return including taxes. Cambodia Bayon Airlines and Cambodia Angkor Air offer return flights from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap from Dh250 return including taxes. The flight takes about 45 minutes.

The hotels

Rooms at the Raffles Le Royal in Phnom Penh cost from $225 (Dh826) per night including taxes. Rooms at the Grand Hotel d'Angkor cost from $261 (Dh960) per night including taxes.

The tours

A cyclo architecture tour of Phnom Penh costs from $20 (Dh75) per person for about three hours, with Khmer Architecture Tours. Tailor-made tours of all of Cambodia, or sites like Angkor alone, can be arranged by About Asia Travel. Emirates Holidays also offers packages. 

THE BIO

Favourite car: Koenigsegg Agera RS or Renault Trezor concept car.

Favourite book: I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes or Red Notice by Bill Browder.

Biggest inspiration: My husband Nik. He really got me through a lot with his positivity.

Favourite holiday destination: Being at home in Australia, as I travel all over the world for work. It’s great to just hang out with my husband and family.

 

 

Our legal consultants

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

FA Cup fifth round draw

Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City
Reading/Cardiff City v Sheffield United
Chelsea v Shrewsbury Town/Liverpool
West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United/Oxford United
Leicester City v Coventry City/Birmingham City
Northampton Town/Derby County v Manchester United
Southampton/Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City
Portsmouth v Arsenal 

Ferrari 12Cilindri specs

Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12

Power: 819hp

Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm

Price: From Dh1,700,000

Available: Now

The Disaster Artist

Director: James Franco

Starring: James Franco, Dave Franco, Seth Rogan

Four stars

Landfill in numbers

• Landfill gas is composed of 50 per cent methane

• Methane is 28 times more harmful than Co2 in terms of global warming

• 11 million total tonnes of waste are being generated annually in Abu Dhabi

• 18,000 tonnes per year of hazardous and medical waste is produced in Abu Dhabi emirate per year

• 20,000 litres of cooking oil produced in Abu Dhabi’s cafeterias and restaurants every day is thrown away

• 50 per cent of Abu Dhabi’s waste is from construction and demolition

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The specs

Engine: 1.6-litre 4-cyl turbo and dual electric motors

Power: 300hp at 6,000rpm

Torque: 520Nm at 1,500-3,000rpm

Transmission: 8-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 8.0L/100km

Price: from Dh199,900

On sale: now

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Results

Catchweight 60kg: Mohammed Al Katheeri (UAE) beat Mostafa El Hamy (EGY) TKO round 3

Light Heavyweight: Ibrahim El Sawi (EGY) no contest Kevin Oumar (COM) Unintentional knee by Oumer

Catchweight 73kg:  Yazid Chouchane (ALG) beat Ahmad Al Boussairy (KUW) Unanimous decision

Featherweight: Faris Khaleel Asha (JOR) beat Yousef Al Housani (UAE) TKO in round 2 through foot injury

Welterweight: Omar Hussein (JOR) beat Yassin Najid (MAR); Split decision

Middleweight: Yousri Belgaroui (TUN) beat Sallah Eddine Dekhissi (MAR); Round-1 TKO

Lightweight: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Musalim (UAE) beat Medhat Hussein (EGY); Triangle choke submission

Welterweight: Abdulla Al Bousheiri (KUW) beat Sofiane Oudina (ALG); Triangle choke Round-1

Lightweight: Mohammad Yahya (UAE) beat Saleem Al Bakri (JOR); Unanimous decision

Bantamweight: Ali Taleb (IRQ) beat Nawras Abzakh (JOR); TKO round-2

Catchweight 63kg: Rany Saadeh (PAL) beat Abdel Ali Hariri (MAR); Unanimous decision

Dubai Bling season three

Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed 

Rating: 1/5

German intelligence warnings
  • 2002: "Hezbollah supporters feared becoming a target of security services because of the effects of [9/11] ... discussions on Hezbollah policy moved from mosques into smaller circles in private homes." Supporters in Germany: 800
  • 2013: "Financial and logistical support from Germany for Hezbollah in Lebanon supports the armed struggle against Israel ... Hezbollah supporters in Germany hold back from actions that would gain publicity." Supporters in Germany: 950
  • 2023: "It must be reckoned with that Hezbollah will continue to plan terrorist actions outside the Middle East against Israel or Israeli interests." Supporters in Germany: 1,250 

Source: Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution

TCL INFO

Teams:
Punjabi Legends 
Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq
Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi
Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag
Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC
Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC
Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan

Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes
When December 14-17

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How Alia's experiment will help humans get to Mars

Alia’s winning experiment examined how genes might change under the stresses caused by being in space, such as cosmic radiation and microgravity.

Her samples were placed in a machine on board the International Space Station. called a miniPCR thermal cycler, which can copy DNA multiple times.

After the samples were examined on return to Earth, scientists were able to successfully detect changes caused by being in space in the way DNA transmits instructions through proteins and other molecules in living organisms.

Although Alia’s samples were taken from nematode worms, the results have much bigger long term applications, especially for human space flight and long term missions, such as to Mars.

It also means that the first DNA experiments using human genomes can now be carried out on the ISS.

 

The Vines - In Miracle Land
Two stars

The specs

Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel

Power: 579hp

Torque: 859Nm

Transmission: Single-speed automatic

Price: From Dh825,900

On sale: Now

The nine articles of the 50-Year Charter

1. Dubai silk road

2.  A geo-economic map for Dubai

3. First virtual commercial city

4. A central education file for every citizen

5. A doctor to every citizen

6. Free economic and creative zones in universities

7. Self-sufficiency in Dubai homes

8. Co-operative companies in various sectors

­9: Annual growth in philanthropy

Sun jukebox

Rufus Thomas, Bear Cat (The Answer to Hound Dog) (1953)

This rip-off of Leiber/Stoller’s early rock stomper brought a lawsuit against Phillips and necessitated Presley’s premature sale to RCA.

Elvis Presley, Mystery Train (1955)

The B-side of Presley’s final single for Sun bops with a drummer-less groove.

Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two, Folsom Prison Blues (1955)

Originally recorded for Sun, Cash’s signature tune was performed for inmates of the titular prison 13 years later.

Carl Perkins, Blue Suede Shoes (1956)

Within a month of Sun’s February release Elvis had his version out on RCA.

Roy Orbison, Ooby Dooby (1956)

An essential piece of irreverent juvenilia from Orbison.

Jerry Lee Lewis, Great Balls of Fire (1957)

Lee’s trademark anthem is one of the era’s best-remembered – and best-selling – songs.

Second ODI

England 322-7 (50 ovs)
India 236 (50 ovs)

England win by 86 runs

Next match: Tuesday, July 17, Headingley 

Six large-scale objects on show
  • Concrete wall and windows from the now demolished Robin Hood Gardens housing estate in Poplar
  • The 17th Century Agra Colonnade, from the bathhouse of the fort of Agra in India
  • A stagecloth for The Ballet Russes that is 10m high – the largest Picasso in the world
  • Frank Lloyd Wright’s 1930s Kaufmann Office
  • A full-scale Frankfurt Kitchen designed by Margarete Schütte-Lihotzky, which transformed kitchen design in the 20th century
  • Torrijos Palace dome

'Skin'

Dir: Guy Nattiv

Starring: Jamie Bell, Danielle McDonald, Bill Camp, Vera Farmiga

Rating: 3.5/5 stars

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Dubai Creek Open in numbers
  • The Dubai Creek Open is the 10th tournament on this year's Mena Tour
  • It is the first of five events before the season-concluding Mena Tour Championship
  • This week's field comprises 120 players, 21 of which are amateurs
  • 15 previous Mena Tour winners are competing at Dubai Creek Golf and Yacht Club  
Specs

Engine: 51.5kW electric motor

Range: 400km

Power: 134bhp

Torque: 175Nm

Price: From Dh98,800

Available: Now

The specs

AT4 Ultimate, as tested

Engine: 6.2-litre V8

Power: 420hp

Torque: 623Nm

Transmission: 10-speed automatic

Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)

On sale: Now

Results

4pm: Maiden; Dh165,000 (Dirt); 1,400m
Winner: Solar Shower; William Lee (jockey); Helal Al Alawi (trainer)

4.35pm: Handicap; Dh165,000 (D); 2,000m
Winner: Thaaqib; Antonio Fresu; Erwan Charpy.

5.10pm: Maiden; Dh165,000 (Turf); 1,800m
Winner: Bila Shak; Adrie de Vries; Fawzi Nass

5.45pm: Handicap; Dh175,000 (D); 1,200m
Winner: Beachcomber Bay; Richard Mullen; Satish Seemar

6.20pm: Handicap;​​​​​​​ Dh205,000 (T); 1,800m
Winner: Muzdawaj; Jim Crowley;​​​​​​​ Musabah Al Muhairi

6.55pm: Handicap;​​​​​​​ Dh185,000 (D); 1,600m
Winner: Mazeed; Tadhg O’Shea;​​​​​​​ Satish Seemar

7.30pm: Handicap; Dh205,000 (T); 1,200m
Winner: Riflescope; Tadhg O’Shea;​​​​​​​ Satish Seemar.

Cryopreservation: A timeline
  1. Keyhole surgery under general anaesthetic
  2. Ovarian tissue surgically removed
  3. Tissue processed in a high-tech facility
  4. Tissue re-implanted at a time of the patient’s choosing
  5. Full hormone production regained within 4-6 months
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MATCH INFO

Fixture: Ukraine v Portugal, Monday, 10.45pm (UAE)

TV: BeIN Sports

The biog

Age: 59

From: Giza Governorate, Egypt

Family: A daughter, two sons and wife

Favourite tree: Ghaf

Runner up favourite tree: Frankincense 

Favourite place on Sir Bani Yas Island: “I love all of Sir Bani Yas. Every spot of Sir Bani Yas, I love it.”

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League final:

Who: Real Madrid v Liverpool
Where: NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine
When: Saturday, May 26, 10.45pm (UAE)
TV: Match on BeIN Sports