Lebanese-American stand-up comedian Nemr Abou Nassar will perform in Dubai as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival. Nemr Abou Nassar
Lebanese-American stand-up comedian Nemr Abou Nassar will perform in Dubai as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival. Nemr Abou Nassar
Lebanese-American stand-up comedian Nemr Abou Nassar will perform in Dubai as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival. Nemr Abou Nassar
Lebanese-American stand-up comedian Nemr Abou Nassar will perform in Dubai as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival. Nemr Abou Nassar

Nemr Abou Nassar on comedy in a pandemic: 'Adaptation is the name of the game'


Samia Badih
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While this year has been rough for many around the world, things are looking up for Nemr Abou Nassar. The Lebanese-American stand-up comedian, who goes by the stage name Nemr and lives in Los Angeles, flew to Beirut last Tuesday to see his parents for the first time since the coronavirus outbreak. He also proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa (she said yes), and he is getting ready for a sold-out show tomorrow at Dubai Opera as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival.

"I was meant to be coming [to Lebanon] in March and I had my ticket booked, but they shut down the airport because of corona three days before my flight. I was planning to come in August; the [Beirut port] explosion happened, so I ended up not coming and then I thought whatever is going on, I'm coming," he tells The National.

Everything I do in business is so I can get an hour on stage and make people laugh, that's at the core of what gets me going

Nemr, 37, who grew up in the US, moved back to Lebanon with his family at the age of 10. After school, he went to the American University of Beirut, where he studied finance, but his passion for comedy eventually led to a career in stand-up. By 2015, Nemr was already a household name in Lebanon and throughout the Middle East, so that year, he decided it was time for him to move back to the US and work on expanding his stand-up comedy internationally. Since then, he has been touring throughout the States and has recently performed in the UK, Paris, Berlin and Amsterdam.

“This year was going to be [a tour of] the US, the Middle East, Europe and Australia, but then Covid-19 hit, so there was that.”

Nemr has been quick to adapt to the changing times, though, and for him, the answer came through the streaming platform Twitch. “Everything I do in business is so I can get an hour on stage and make people laugh, that’s at the core of what gets me going,” he says. However, when he realised shows were going to be cancelled for a long time, he immediately got on Twitch and started streaming. “Live streaming is the future.”

He says artists should explore platforms that are available to them to expand their reach. “It’s the next best thing to being a stand-up comic.”

Nemr does four different streams a week; he streams playing video games, music and podcasts. “Don’t do stand-up on Twitch. Do a podcast on Twitch. Be funny on Twitch in a way the format deserves,” he says, explaining that what he does, while he’s playing a video game, is allow the comedy to happen through funny moments.

“Adaptation is the name of the game. You’re just doing something different and when you do something different, it has its own fan base.” However, those who follow Nemr on social media know that the comedian has always been vocal about the issues that matter to him – including the political and economic crises that have hit Lebanon over the past year.

After anti-government protests erupted on the streets of Beirut last year, Nemr was quick to use his platform to bring the Lebanese diaspora and those in the country together, through a collaborative initiative that aims to shed light on alternative independent candidates for the formation of a new government.

For Nemr, some form of action is better than none at all. “It’s better to have tried and failed than to not have tried at all. It’s the most cliche thing, but it’s true,” he says.

However, Nemr’s work on Twitch and other social media platforms has been very helpful. After the Beirut explosion, he supported a fundraiser for the Lebanese Red Cross that raised $67,000, and most recently, he hosted a fundraiser for the American University of Beirut that featured special guests including head coach of the American basketball team Golden State Warriors, Steve Kerr, award-winning actor Tony Shalhoub and award-winning director Nadine Labaki. It raised $450,000.

Nemrsays Lebanon is the place he is most grateful for. “Everything I have been given in my life, all of my blessings, come because Lebanese people carried me on their shoulders,” he says. For him, returning to the country at this time, especially after the explosion, feels “bittersweet”. It’s sad to see the country fallen to the state that it’s in, he says. But his tone quickly changes to being defiantly hopeful. “People don’t make change. Change comes and people manage it.”

For him, change in Lebanon is only a matter of time.

Nemr Abou Nassar performs at Dubai Opera as part of the Dubai Comedy Festival on Thursday, October 22. More information is available at www.dubaiopera.com

Test

Director: S Sashikanth

Cast: Nayanthara, Siddharth, Meera Jasmine, R Madhavan

Star rating: 2/5

Winners

Best Men's Player of the Year: Kylian Mbappe (PSG)

Maradona Award for Best Goal Scorer of the Year: Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)

TikTok Fans’ Player of the Year: Robert Lewandowski

Top Goal Scorer of All Time: Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)

Best Women's Player of the Year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona)

Best Men's Club of the Year: Chelsea

Best Women's Club of the Year: Barcelona

Best Defender of the Year: Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus/Italy)

Best Goalkeeper of the Year: Gianluigi Donnarumma (PSG/Italy)

Best Coach of the Year: Roberto Mancini (Italy)

Best National Team of the Year: Italy 

Best Agent of the Year: Federico Pastorello

Best Sporting Director of the Year: Txiki Begiristain (Manchester City)

Player Career Award: Ronaldinho

Cryopreservation: A timeline
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  2. Ovarian tissue surgically removed
  3. Tissue processed in a high-tech facility
  4. Tissue re-implanted at a time of the patient’s choosing
  5. Full hormone production regained within 4-6 months
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Financial considerations before buying a property

Buyers should try to pay as much in cash as possible for a property, limiting the mortgage value to as little as they can afford. This means they not only pay less in interest but their monthly costs are also reduced. Ideally, the monthly mortgage payment should not exceed 20 per cent of the purchaser’s total household income, says Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching.

“If it’s a rental property, plan for the property to have periods when it does not have a tenant. Ensure you have enough cash set aside to pay the mortgage and other costs during these periods, ideally at least six months,” she says. 

Also, shop around for the best mortgage interest rate. Understand the terms and conditions, especially what happens after any introductory periods, Ms Glynn adds.

Using a good mortgage broker is worth the investment to obtain the best rate available for a buyer’s needs and circumstances. A good mortgage broker will help the buyer understand the terms and conditions of the mortgage and make the purchasing process efficient and easier. 

Indoor cricket in a nutshell

Indoor Cricket World Cup – Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai

16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side

8 There are eight players per team

There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.

5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls

Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership

Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.

Zones

A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs

B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run

Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs

Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full