Christian Schulte-Loh is the rarest of finds – a German stand-up comedian.
“I started when I was studying in Belgium and started gigging in English,” he explains. “I noticed on stage that they weren’t really laughing at the stuff I thought was funny. They just laughed when I said ‘I’m from Germany’, and they thought that was hilarious.
“I realised that should be my act, because basically, everybody thinks we’re not funny. When I registered my website, Germancomedian.com, I was amazed to find it was still available, which was kind of funny in itself.”
Loh, who returns to the UAE for a second tour this weekend as part of The Laughter Factory's October run of shows, admits that a German comedian is something of a rarity on the circuit.
“We are funny, but in a different way,” he insists. “The British, for example, they’re funny in everyday life. They use sarcasm a lot. If their train system’s awful, they make a joke about it. In Germany, to stereotype, people would be annoyed if the train was five minutes late. We’d joke about other stuff. But there’s not much humour to be found in everyday life.”
In the German mindset, Schulte-Loh surmises that there are two distinct settings, and comedy is only required in one.
“Germans take work and all the boring stuff very seriously, but when they party in their free time they’re hilarious. There’s very much a switch, and if the switch is on work, the switch is on work, and if it’s on fun it’s on fun, but it’s 100 per cent one or the other, there’s no middle ground. In Britain it mixes more. You can joke in the office, whereas in Germany you would almost never do that.”
Schulte-Loh regularly performs in the United Kingdom and Germany, dividing his time between London and Berlin. He admits that the German comedy scene is still perhaps 20 years behind that of the UK, but says the double acts and “guys in wigs” of the past are slowly giving way to the kind of stand-up you would see in the United Kingdom or United States.
So, does Schulte-Loh find that the two audiences have radically different senses of humour? “I can’t translate a lot of my stuff,” he concedes.
“For example, in Britain I do a long routine about the measurements here, and the metric system versus the imperial. I just couldn’t do that in Germany because there it’s just the metric system, that’s what everyone knows. They’re not aware that horses are being measured in hands, so you’d have to explain it all.”
In general, though, the comedian says audiences around the world laugh at the same things, but cultural references are the sticking point, not the type of humour or language. That said, he does note that British comedy can be particularly cruel compared to what you might find in Germany.
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“Maybe in Britain it’s a little bit darker, a bit closer to the bone,” he says. “If someone in Britain heckles you on stage, you can literally destroy the person, insult them, rip them to pieces, as long as you’re a bit funny. In Germany, if you insulted someone, the whole room would go silent and go ‘that wasn’t necessary. Why did you insult him?’”
Schulte-Loh reverts to a stereotype to both prove and disprove his point: “They always say Germans are too honest to be polite and Britons are too polite to be honest, but in a comedy show, it’s the other way round. When Brits go to comedy or football they just lose their inhibitions; it’s like they reset their source code. But generally, the same things are funny to everyone.”
We’ve established the differences between British and German crowds, so, having played around seven gigs in the Middle East when he visited the GCC in 2016, how does Schulte-Loh find audiences here? “I do expat gigs all over the world,” he says.
“They are probably my favourite gigs. There’s a great cultural mix, some have English as a first language, some don’t, but they’re all really up for it because they don’t get much in the way of live comedy and they form this really interesting bond and community between them. It’s like a village within a big city, and I love that feeling.”
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Name: The Concept
Founders: Yadhushan Mahendran, Maria Sobh and Muhammad Rijal
Based: Abu Dhabi
Founded: 2017
Number of employees: 7
Sector: Aviation and space industry
Funding: $250,000
Future plans: Looking to raise $1 million investment to boost expansion and develop new products
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Dr Amal Khalid Alias revealed a recent case of a woman with daughters, who specifically wanted a boy.
A semen analysis of the father showed abnormal sperm so the couple required IVF.
Out of 21 eggs collected, six were unused leaving 15 suitable for IVF.
A specific procedure was used, called intracytoplasmic sperm injection where a single sperm cell is inserted into the egg.
On day three of the process, 14 embryos were biopsied for gender selection.
The next day, a pre-implantation genetic report revealed four normal male embryos, three female and seven abnormal samples.
Day five of the treatment saw two male embryos transferred to the patient.
The woman recorded a positive pregnancy test two weeks later.
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Featherweight
Azouz Anwar (EGY) beat Marcelo Pontes (BRA)
TKO round 2
Catchweight 90kg
Moustafa Rashid Nada (KSA) beat Imad Al Howayeck (LEB)
Split points decision
Welterweight
Gimbat Ismailov (RUS) beat Mohammed Al Khatib (JOR)
TKO round 1
Flyweight (women)
Lucie Bertaud (FRA) beat Kelig Pinson (BEL)
Unanimous points decision
Lightweight
Alexandru Chitoran (ROU) beat Regelo Enumerables Jr (PHI)
TKO round 1
Catchweight 100kg
Marc Vleiger (NED) beat Mohamed Ali (EGY)
Rear neck choke round 1
Featherweight
James Bishop (NZ) beat Mark Valerio (PHI)
TKO round 2
Welterweight
Abdelghani Saber (EGY) beat Gerson Carvalho (BRA)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Bakhtiyar Abbasov (AZE) beat Igor Litoshik (BLR)
Unanimous points decision
Bantamweight
Fabio Mello (BRA) beat Mark Alcoba (PHI)
Unanimous points decision
Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Magomedsultan Magomedsultanov (RUS)
TKO round 1
Bantamweight
Trent Girdham (AUS) beat Jayson Margallo (PHI)
TKO round 3
Lightweight
Usman Nurmagomedov (RUS) beat Roman Golovinov (UKR)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) beat Steve Kennedy (AUS)
Submission round 2
Lightweight
Dan Moret (USA) v Anton Kuivanen (FIN)
TKO round 2
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Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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Company profile
Company name: Nestrom
Started: 2017
Co-founders: Yousef Wadi, Kanaan Manasrah and Shadi Shalabi
Based: Jordan
Sector: Technology
Initial investment: Close to $100,000
Investors: Propeller, 500 Startups, Wamda Capital, Agrimatico, Techstars and some angel investors
How much of your income do you need to save?
The more you save, the sooner you can retire. Tuan Phan, a board member of SimplyFI.com, says if you save just 5 per cent of your salary, you can expect to work for another 66 years before you are able to retire without too large a drop in income.
In other words, you will not save enough to retire comfortably. If you save 15 per cent, you can forward to another 43 working years. Up that to 40 per cent of your income, and your remaining working life drops to just 22 years. (see table)
Obviously, this is only a rough guide. How much you save will depend on variables, not least your salary and how much you already have in your pension pot. But it shows what you need to do to achieve financial independence.
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Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
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