“Ask any woman what she looks for in a man and she will say a sense of humour,” says Sundeep Fernandes, holding a microphone and eyeing the crowd in a darkened room.
“I’ve been doing comedy for years. Where are all the ladies? I’m beginning to think someone’s lying here.”
He smiles when laughter ripples through the room. The Indian comedian, who performs in English and Hindi, works as a hotel pre-opening procurement consultant by day. On stage, he lets loose. The deadpan comedian jokes about catfishing as "Bikini Girl" to check what his son is doing online, and his aversion to vegans who look down on butter chicken.
After 18 months of restrictions, local comedians in the UAE are finally getting a chance to test new material and interact with a live audience again.
“The funny stories are all from my life,” says Fernandes, who took classes with Dubomedy, a local performing arts school founded in 2008. “Comedy is a catharsis for all my annoying issues. I don’t need therapy, I prefer to talk to strangers in a dark room.”
The amateur stand-up scene in the Arab world has grown organically. It was kick-started 15 years ago after the wildly successful The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour brought comedians of Middle Eastern origin to stages and screens all around the region. Jamil Abu-Wardeh, the creator and producer of the regional tour, still lives in Dubai.
“We sold out 27 shows in five countries in a single month,” he says. “The real achievement was inspiring young talent who built comedy careers and event companies that are still growing.”
Today, a diverse generation of comedians in the UAE speak to the heart of millennials, third culture kids and anyone tired of Zoom. And they actively practise their craft every chance they get in a post-pandemic world.
“I’m trying to convince my British husband to ‘Brexit’ our marriage,” says Indian comic Saaniya Abbas when it's her turn on stage. “It’s one less immigrant in his life.”
The art director works at an advertising agency, but enjoys making funny Reels for her Instagram and TikTok followers as a creative outlet. She regularly performs at Dubai venues, from restaurants such as Hi Five at Holiday Inn Express Dubai – Internet City to cafes including Kave in Alserkal Avenue.
On Monday, September 20, Abbas and Fernandes will be joined by Emirati comedian Abdalla "Abz" Ali and seasoned South African comic Simmi Areff for a comedy special at Kave. The quirky venue, with colourful art and upcycled bicycle frames on the walls, offers a place for these comedians to unleash their creativity.
Ali, an Emirati dentist by day and comedian by night, tries to perform up to twice a week in Abu Dhabi and Dubai. The first time he ever took to the stage was for a talent competition at the American University of Dubai. The judges? The Axis of Evil crew – Maz Jobrani, Aron Kader and Ahmed Ahmed – alongside their regional producer, Abu-Wardeh.
“There wasn’t a real stand-up comedy scene in the region, so The Axis of Evil coming here was a big deal. I attended the event at AUD and ended up trying out in front of some of my comedy idols,” said Ali. “Getting up on that stage, unprepared, was a turning point for me. It was my first performance and I was hooked.”
He spent the next few years going back and forth between the UAE and New Zealand, where he had a scholarship to study dentistry, performing in small comedy groups in both countries to hone his skills. The practise paid off; things came full circle when he was asked to open for Kader only two years after that fateful audition night at AUD. Most recently, in early September, he opened for American comedian Wayne Brady at the Coca-Cola Arena.
“It was my first big show after the pandemic in front of hundreds of people,” Ali says.
During the pandemic, he took a nine-month hiatus from comedy to serve as a frontline healthcare worker, performing Covid-19 tests near the border between Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Comedy is one of his first loves, so getting back on stage was the first crucial step towards normalcy for him.
South African comedian and podcast host Areff felt the same way when he also opened for Brady at the Coca-Cola Arena. The established comedian, who also runs a successful podcasting agency, has recently moved to Dubai.
“I enjoy testing my craft to see how strong I am overseas,” says Areff. “I like Dubai because it’s a developing comedy scene, so you can be part of shaping the narratives and gigs.”
They may have diverse backgrounds and different styles, but one thing unites these comedians.
“Comedy forces you to write better, make punchlines stronger, see what resonates with different audiences,” says Aref. “But, also, who doesn’t love making people laugh?”
Saaniya Abbas, Sundeep Fernandes, Abdalla "Abz" Ali and Simmi Areff will perform at the Komedy Kave Stand-up Comedy Night at Kave in Alserkal Avenue on Monday, September 20. Tickets cost Dh50; more information is available at thestoryofthings.com
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Starring: Yonas Kibreab, Zoe Saldana, Brad Garrett
Directors: Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, Adrian Molina
Rating: 4/5
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Director: Laxman Utekar
Cast: Vicky Kaushal, Akshaye Khanna, Diana Penty, Vineet Kumar Singh, Rashmika Mandanna
Rating: 1/5
Tearful appearance
Chancellor Rachel Reeves set markets on edge as she appeared visibly distraught in parliament on Wednesday.
Legislative setbacks for the government have blown a new hole in the budgetary calculations at a time when the deficit is stubbornly large and the economy is struggling to grow.
She appeared with Keir Starmer on Thursday and the pair embraced, but he had failed to give her his backing as she cried a day earlier.
A spokesman said her upset demeanour was due to a personal matter.
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
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Specs
Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request
What is Genes in Space?
Genes in Space is an annual competition first launched by the UAE Space Agency, The National and Boeing in 2015.
It challenges school pupils to design experiments to be conducted in space and it aims to encourage future talent for the UAE’s fledgling space industry. It is the first of its kind in the UAE and, as well as encouraging talent, it also aims to raise interest and awareness among the general population about space exploration.
Director: Paul Weitz
Stars: Kevin Hart
3/5 stars
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
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Company profile
Date started: December 24, 2018
Founders: Omer Gurel, chief executive and co-founder and Edebali Sener, co-founder and chief technology officer
Based: Dubai Media City
Number of employees: 42 (34 in Dubai and a tech team of eight in Ankara, Turkey)
Sector: ConsumerTech and FinTech
Cashflow: Almost $1 million a year
Funding: Series A funding of $2.5m with Series B plans for May 2020
Another way to earn air miles
In addition to the Emirates and Etihad programmes, there is the Air Miles Middle East card, which offers members the ability to choose any airline, has no black-out dates and no restrictions on seat availability. Air Miles is linked up to HSBC credit cards and can also be earned through retail partners such as Spinneys, Sharaf DG and The Toy Store.
An Emirates Dubai-London round-trip ticket costs 180,000 miles on the Air Miles website. But customers earn these ‘miles’ at a much faster rate than airline miles. Adidas offers two air miles per Dh1 spent. Air Miles has partnerships with websites as well, so booking.com and agoda.com offer three miles per Dh1 spent.
“If you use your HSBC credit card when shopping at our partners, you are able to earn Air Miles twice which will mean you can get that flight reward faster and for less spend,” says Paul Lacey, the managing director for Europe, Middle East and India for Aimia, which owns and operates Air Miles Middle East.
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The specs: Macan Turbo
Engine: Dual synchronous electric motors
Power: 639hp
Torque: 1,130Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Touring range: 591km
Price: From Dh412,500
On sale: Deliveries start in October
The specs
BMW M8 Competition Coupe
Engine 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8
Power 625hp at 6,000rpm
Torque 750Nm from 1,800-5,800rpm
Gearbox Eight-speed paddleshift auto
Acceleration 0-100kph in 3.2 sec
Top speed 305kph
Fuel economy, combined 10.6L / 100km
Price from Dh700,000 (estimate)
On sale Jan/Feb 2020
THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Power: 110 horsepower
Torque: 147Nm
Price: From Dh59,700
On sale: now
Sheer grandeur
The Owo building is 14 storeys high, seven of which are below ground, with the 30,000 square feet of amenities located subterranean, including a 16-seat private cinema, seven lounges, a gym, games room, treatment suites and bicycle storage.
A clear distinction between the residences and the Raffles hotel with the amenities operated separately.
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How to vote in the UAE
1) Download your ballot https://www.fvap.gov/
2) Take it to the US Embassy
3) Deadline is October 15
4) The embassy will ensure all ballots reach the US in time for the November 3 poll
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Ferrari 12Cilindri specs
Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12
Power: 819hp
Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm
Price: From Dh1,700,000
Available: Now
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MATCH INFO
Syria v Australia
2018 World Cup qualifying: Asia fourth round play-off first leg
Venue: Hang Jebat Stadium (Malacca, Malayisa)
Kick-off: Thursday, 4.30pm (UAE)
Watch: beIN Sports HD
* Second leg in Australia scheduled for October 10
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sept 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
MATCH INFO
What: 2006 World Cup quarter-final
When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)
SPECS
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The specs: 2018 Mercedes-AMG C63 S Cabriolet
Price, base: Dh429,090
Engine 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission Seven-speed automatic
Power 510hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque 700Nm @ 1,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.2L / 100km
Blackpink World Tour [Born Pink] In Cinemas
Starring: Rose, Jisoo, Jennie, Lisa
Directors: Min Geun, Oh Yoon-Dong
Rating: 3/5
Most sought after workplace benefits in the UAE
- Flexible work arrangements
- Pension support
- Mental well-being assistance
- Insurance coverage for optical, dental, alternative medicine, cancer screening
- Financial well-being incentives
Porsche Taycan Turbo specs
Engine: Two permanent-magnet synchronous AC motors
Transmission: two-speed
Power: 671hp
Torque: 1050Nm
Range: 450km
Price: Dh601,800
On sale: now
F1 The Movie
Starring: Brad Pitt, Damson Idris, Kerry Condon, Javier Bardem
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Rating: 4/5
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Profile
Company: Libra Project
Based: Masdar City, ADGM, London and Delaware
Launch year: 2017
Size: A team of 12 with six employed full-time
Sector: Renewable energy
Funding: $500,000 in Series A funding from family and friends in 2018. A Series B round looking to raise $1.5m is now live.
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo
Power: 240hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 390Nm at 3,000rpm
Transmission: eight-speed auto
Price: from Dh122,745
On sale: now
The BIO:
He became the first Emirati to climb Mount Everest in 2011, from the south section in Nepal
He ascended Mount Everest the next year from the more treacherous north Tibetan side
By 2015, he had completed the Explorers Grand Slam
Last year, he conquered K2, the world’s second-highest mountain located on the Pakistan-Chinese border
He carries dried camel meat, dried dates and a wheat mixture for the final summit push
His new goal is to climb 14 peaks that are more than 8,000 metres above sea level
