Pat Metheny: Orchestrion



Pat Metheny is a fusion guitarist of unusual technical gifts, a jazzer with pop instincts and a theoretician prepared to follow his ideas to bizarre conclusions; witness the thrashy cacophony of his 1994 album Zero Tolerance for Silence, an experiment in "flat" music endorsed by Thurston Moore and almost no one else. Metheny's latest release unites the different facets of his musical character, albeit to unsatisfying effect. It's an essay in what he calls "orchestrionics". The idea is that he manipulates live acoustic instruments using a variety of pneumatic contraptions, a hi-tech update of the principles behind the player piano. The album booklet depicts a vibraphone wired up to a battery of pistons, acoustic guitars with robot arms clamped onto them and assorted keyboard and percussion devices. Addressing the natural question "why bother?", the guitarist's introductory essay quotes the inventor Ray Kurzweil: "To extend our reach." Yet the disc sounds very much like a Pat Metheny Band album - one with most of the life removed, at that. Metheny solos over his robot accompanists, his playing light-footed and ingenious, his legato work dazzling as ever. His compositions are poppy and packed with enough strange modal shifts to keep the listener alert, even over five tracks and 50 minutes. They feel like exercises, however, a road test for the new equipment. And only the guitar part could be said to possess charisma. The beds of percussion and keys manage, by contrast, to be superhumanly intricate without generating any interest. It's tempting to say back to the drawing board, but at this stage, Metheny might take it literally.

The White Lotus: Season three

Creator: Mike White

Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell

Rating: 4.5/5

A MINECRAFT MOVIE

Director: Jared Hess

Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa

Rating: 3/5

Dr Afridi's warning signs of digital addiction

Spending an excessive amount of time on the phone.

Neglecting personal, social, or academic responsibilities.

Losing interest in other activities or hobbies that were once enjoyed.

Having withdrawal symptoms like feeling anxious, restless, or upset when the technology is not available.

Experiencing sleep disturbances or changes in sleep patterns.

What are the guidelines?

Under 18 months: Avoid screen time altogether, except for video chatting with family.

Aged 18-24 months: If screens are introduced, it should be high-quality content watched with a caregiver to help the child understand what they are seeing.

Aged 2-5 years: Limit to one-hour per day of high-quality programming, with co-viewing whenever possible.

Aged 6-12 years: Set consistent limits on screen time to ensure it does not interfere with sleep, physical activity, or social interactions.

Teenagers: Encourage a balanced approach – screens should not replace sleep, exercise, or face-to-face socialisation.

Source: American Paediatric Association
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Abu Dhabi GP schedule

Friday: First practice - 1pm; Second practice - 5pm

Saturday: Final practice - 2pm; Qualifying - 5pm

Sunday: Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix (55 laps) - 5.10pm

Volunteers offer workers a lifeline

Community volunteers have swung into action delivering food packages and toiletries to the men.

When provisions are distributed, the men line up in long queues for packets of rice, flour, sugar, salt, pulses, milk, biscuits, shaving kits, soap and telecom cards.

Volunteers from St Mary’s Catholic Church said some workers came to the church to pray for their families and ask for assistance.

Boxes packed with essential food items were distributed to workers in the Dubai Investments Park and Ras Al Khaimah camps last week. Workers at the Sonapur camp asked for Dh1,600 towards their gas bill.

“Especially in this year of tolerance we consider ourselves privileged to be able to lend a helping hand to our needy brothers in the Actco camp," Father Lennie Connully, parish priest of St Mary’s.

Workers spoke of their helplessness, seeing children’s marriages cancelled because of lack of money going home. Others told of their misery of being unable to return home when a parent died.

“More than daily food, they are worried about not sending money home for their family,” said Kusum Dutta, a volunteer who works with the Indian consulate.