It was back in 2009 when a live-action Barbie film first entered development. The project was initially passed from studio to studio and worked its way through almost as many writers and directors as its subject has accrued outfits since the popular doll first landed on toyshop shelves in 1959.
If that's not already long enough, audiences in the UAE have had a further wait following the release of Greta Gerwig’s acclaimed film as its arrival was postponed last month.
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The delay also meant that UAE audiences missed the opportunity to join in with the Barbenheimer hype that captivated global audiences (and headline writers) when the film opened opposite Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer in many markets in July.
Thanks to the internet, however, local audiences are unlikely to have missed out on the cultural phenomenon it has become since. From critics hailing Barbie as a watershed moment in feminist filmmaking to alt-right commentators condemning it as an exercise in woke misandry, there has been an improbable amount of cultural capital expended on what is ostensibly a film about a nine-inch plastic clothes horse.
With that in mind – and considering that anyone with access to social media won’t have been able to avoid these raging debates over the last couple of weeks – it seems appropriate to ask now, as Barbie lands in the UAE this week, if this is a film you might actually want to see.
The answer is a resounding “yes”. Gerwig’s pacey direction of her own co-written script delivers 114 minutes of neon-pink absurdity, big musical numbers, genuine belly laughs and sly, self-aware digs at popular culture.
In the film, Barbieland’s utopian matriarchal existence is threatened when Margot Robbie’s Stereotypical Barbie undergoes an uncharacteristic existential crisis. She becomes haunted by constant thoughts of her own creeping mortality. And if that's not awful enough, she also develops flat feet and cellulite.
Barbie and ever-loyal beau Ken (Gosling) are then forced to cross into the real world to repair the rip in the space/time continuum that threatens their idyllic existence. The multiverse even extends to dolls it seems.
And Gerwig doesn’t stop lampooning pop culture there. She takes a jab at everything from The Godfather to The Matrix, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Zack Snyder’s obsessive fan base along with their peculiarly male-skewing demographic.
Gerwig also sticks it to Barbie manufacturer Mattel in the form of a bumbling boss played by Will Ferrell – who proudly informs us Mattel had a woman chief executive “in the nineties” – and his equally incompetent, all-male board set about trying to put Barbie “back in her box” upon her arrival in the real world.
For Ken, meanwhile, the trip to the real world opens his eyes to a society where men can be more than just objects, and our two leads are both set adrift from the moorings that have underpinned their entire existence in Barbieland, with potentially disastrous results.
Will Barbie overthrow patriarchal capitalism through skilful use of satire and role reversal? No.
Will it have you laughing out loud, and genuinely pleased you dedicated a couple of hours to what should be vacuous popcorn fare? Absolutely.
Barbie has plenty of valid comments to make about society at large and gender roles in particular. But it’s also an awful lot of fun.
Barbie will be released in the UAE on Thursday
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Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
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Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
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Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu
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Rating: 4 / 5
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Date started: July 2020
Founders: Omar and Humaid Alzaabi
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: HealthTech
# of staff: 10
Funding to date: Self-funded
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Ruwais timeline
1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established
1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants
1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed
1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.
1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex
2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea
2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd
2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens
2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies
2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export
2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.
2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery
2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital
2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13
Source: The National
The White Lotus: Season three
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