Barbie review: Important, funny and definitely worth all the hype


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It was back in 2009 when a live-action Barbie film first entered development. The project was initially passed from studio to studio and worked its way through almost as many writers and directors as its subject has accrued outfits since the popular doll first landed on toyshop shelves in 1959.

If that's not already long enough, audiences in the UAE have had a further wait following the release of Greta Gerwig’s acclaimed film as its arrival was postponed last month.

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The delay also meant that UAE audiences missed the opportunity to join in with the Barbenheimer hype that captivated global audiences (and headline writers) when the film opened opposite Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer in many markets in July.

Thanks to the internet, however, local audiences are unlikely to have missed out on the cultural phenomenon it has become since. From critics hailing Barbie as a watershed moment in feminist filmmaking to alt-right commentators condemning it as an exercise in woke misandry, there has been an improbable amount of cultural capital expended on what is ostensibly a film about a nine-inch plastic clothes horse.

With that in mind – and considering that anyone with access to social media won’t have been able to avoid these raging debates over the last couple of weeks – it seems appropriate to ask now, as Barbie lands in the UAE this week, if this is a film you might actually want to see.

The answer is a resounding “yes”. Gerwig’s pacey direction of her own co-written script delivers 114 minutes of neon-pink absurdity, big musical numbers, genuine belly laughs and sly, self-aware digs at popular culture.

In the film, Barbieland’s utopian matriarchal existence is threatened when Margot Robbie’s Stereotypical Barbie undergoes an uncharacteristic existential crisis. She becomes haunted by constant thoughts of her own creeping mortality. And if that's not awful enough, she also develops flat feet and cellulite.

Barbie and ever-loyal beau Ken (Gosling) are then forced to cross into the real world to repair the rip in the space/time continuum that threatens their idyllic existence. The multiverse even extends to dolls it seems.

America Ferrera as Gloria and Ariana Greenblatt as Sasha in Barbie. Photo: Warner Bros
America Ferrera as Gloria and Ariana Greenblatt as Sasha in Barbie. Photo: Warner Bros

And Gerwig doesn’t stop lampooning pop culture there. She takes a jab at everything from The Godfather to The Matrix, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Zack Snyder’s obsessive fan base along with their peculiarly male-skewing demographic.

Gerwig also sticks it to Barbie manufacturer Mattel in the form of a bumbling boss played by Will Ferrell – who proudly informs us Mattel had a woman chief executive “in the nineties” – and his equally incompetent, all-male board set about trying to put Barbie “back in her box” upon her arrival in the real world.

For Ken, meanwhile, the trip to the real world opens his eyes to a society where men can be more than just objects, and our two leads are both set adrift from the moorings that have underpinned their entire existence in Barbieland, with potentially disastrous results.

Will Barbie overthrow patriarchal capitalism through skilful use of satire and role reversal? No.

Will it have you laughing out loud, and genuinely pleased you dedicated a couple of hours to what should be vacuous popcorn fare? Absolutely.

Barbie has plenty of valid comments to make about society at large and gender roles in particular. But it’s also an awful lot of fun.

Barbie will be released in the UAE on Thursday

Specs

Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric

Range: Up to 610km

Power: 905hp

Torque: 985Nm

Price: From Dh439,000

Available: Now

The specs: 2018 Mercedes-Benz E 300 Cabriolet

Price, base / as tested: Dh275,250 / Dh328,465

Engine: 2.0-litre four-cylinder

Power: 245hp @ 5,500rpm

Torque: 370Nm @ 1,300rpm

Transmission: Nine-speed automatic

Fuel consumption, combined: 7.0L / 100km

Origin
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Company Profile

Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million

The Perfect Couple

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor

Creator: Jenna Lamia

Rating: 3/5

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Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu

Director: Hansal Mehta

Rating: 4 / 5

About Housecall

Date started: July 2020

Founders: Omar and Humaid Alzaabi

Based: Abu Dhabi

Sector: HealthTech

# of staff: 10

Funding to date: Self-funded

Infiniti QX80 specs

Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6

Power: 450hp

Torque: 700Nm

Price: From Dh450,000, Autograph model from Dh510,000

Available: Now

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The specs
Engine: 77.4kW all-wheel-drive dual motor
Power: 320bhp
Torque: 605Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh219,000
On sale: Now
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Key facilities
  • Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
  • Premier League-standard football pitch
  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
  • Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
  • Specialist robotics and science laboratories
  • AR and VR-enabled learning centres
  • Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Ruwais timeline

1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established

1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants

1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed

1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.  

1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex

2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea

2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd

2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens

2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies

2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export

2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.

2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery 

2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital

2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13

Source: The National

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Rating: 4.5/5

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Updated: August 10, 2023, 7:59 AM`