Ever since the baffling trailer of Bawaal was released at an event in Dubai two weeks ago, fans of its lead stars Varun Dhawan and Janhvi Kapoor have been left wondering what acclaimed director Nitesh Tiwari's next offering might actually be.
Tragic love story? Time travel saga? Romantic comedy?
I am here to report that it's none of the above. In fact, I am still at a loss as to what the film actually is.
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Dhawan plays Ajay Dixit, a history teacher from Lucknow who, ashamed of his very ordinary life, builds a carefully crafted image of a confident, seemingly wealthy and popular man. As a result, he's considered something of a hero by his students and extended community, much to the exasperation of his parents.
That sham image is also how he found his wife, Nisha (Kapoor), an independent and well-educated woman who's been unable to find a husband due to a medical disorder.
But their marriage unravels on the night of their wedding. And yet, despite the "saint" Nisha being made to sleep on the floor, they stay married because Ajay needs to keep up appearances.
While the story unfolds swiftly in the first few minutes, it's when the main narrative is set up that things begin to take a strange turn.
An incident at the school forces Ajay to take off on an unplanned trip across Europe, on a Second World War trail. The ever-forgiving Nisha also tags along. Because, you know, appearances.
As the couple travel through Paris, Normandy, Amsterdam, Berlin and Auschwitz, they relive the horrors of the deadliest conflict in history. Each scene then turns into a history lesson, with Tiwari inserting dramatic black-and-white recreations of the war at each location.
The usually reliable Dhawan gives a grating performance, hamming up his exaggerated machismo to frustrating levels, while Kapoor's sacrificial Nisha is hardly given a chance to grow.
A tired Bollywood comedy schtick in the form of a colourful Gujarati family that Ajay and Nisha encounter on their travel, fails to stir any laughs either.
Tiwari co-wrote the story based off an idea by his wife, the writer and director Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari. It's baffling how the director who gave us films such as the heart-warming Chillar Party and the inspiring Dangal, would offer up this muddling tale of self-discovery that never finds itself.
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The two riders are among several riders in the UAE to receive the top payment of £10,000 under the Thank You Fund of £16 million (Dh80m), which was announced in conjunction with Deliveroo's £8 billion (Dh40bn) stock market listing earlier this year.
The £10,000 (Dh50,000) payment is made to those riders who have completed the highest number of orders in each market.
There are also riders who will receive payments of £1,000 (Dh5,000) and £500 (Dh2,500).
All riders who have worked with Deliveroo for at least one year and completed 2,000 orders will receive £200 (Dh1,000), the company said when it announced the scheme.
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Company: Justmop.com
Date started: December 2015
Founders: Kerem Kuyucu and Cagatay Ozcan
Sector: Technology and home services
Based: Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai
Size: 55 employees and 100,000 cleaning requests a month
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- Premier League-standard football pitch
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The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh via Yangon from Dh2,700 return including taxes. Cambodia Bayon Airlines and Cambodia Angkor Air offer return flights from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap from Dh250 return including taxes. The flight takes about 45 minutes.
The hotels
Rooms at the Raffles Le Royal in Phnom Penh cost from $225 (Dh826) per night including taxes. Rooms at the Grand Hotel d'Angkor cost from $261 (Dh960) per night including taxes.
The tours
A cyclo architecture tour of Phnom Penh costs from $20 (Dh75) per person for about three hours, with Khmer Architecture Tours. Tailor-made tours of all of Cambodia, or sites like Angkor alone, can be arranged by About Asia Travel. Emirates Holidays also offers packages.
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If you go...
Fly from Dubai or Abu Dhabi to Chiang Mai in Thailand, via Bangkok, before taking a five-hour bus ride across the Laos border to Huay Xai. The land border crossing at Huay Xai is a well-trodden route, meaning entry is swift, though travellers should be aware of visa requirements for both countries.
Flights from Dubai start at Dh4,000 return with Emirates, while Etihad flights from Abu Dhabi start at Dh2,000. Local buses can be booked in Chiang Mai from around Dh50
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