These last few weeks have been full of reminders of how the pandemic upended our lives one year ago.
But today also marks another grim anniversary: Gal Gadot's celebrity rendition of John Lennon's Imagine, which released on March 18, 2020.
It remains horrible.
The baffling, off-key vocal relay of 25 actors, singers and television presenters – including the talented Mark Ruffalo and Will Ferrell, who really should have known better – was not the anthem we wanted.
But it gave us the insight we needed.
While the world tried to shut its ears to all the unpleasantness, the D-grade cover of Imagine opened our eyes to our own relationship with celebrity culture.
It turns out, in the face of a global pandemic that has killed more than two million people, robbed livelihoods and separated loved ones, we couldn’t care less what Wonder Woman and The Hulk were singing about.
It all went downhill from there
The rippling effects of the car crash cover coursed throughout 2020 and ultimately laid bare Hollywood’s worst secret: that celebrities are, in fact, not like the rest of us.
Before “we are all in this together” became the mantra of Covid-19, the message from A-listers was that, despite the glitz and glamour of their everyday lives, they were “just like us”.
For the most part, the public played along with the charade.
We got used to hearing about their private jets, fancy getaways and quiet family nights in sprawling mansions, as long as we maintained unfettered access to their daily lives, one post at the time.
The pandemic suddenly tore that apart.
In times of strife, what we need from the glitterati is a sense of community and connection, not aspiration and attention.
Many stars failed in that transition. They simply don’t know how.
Imagine was the first example of tin-eared attempts at connection, followed days later, on March 23, by Madonna's bizarre video in which she declared Covid-19 as "the great equaliser", while luxuriating in a petal-filled bathtub.
That negative reaction should have raised alarm bells for singer Lady Gaga when organising the One World: Together at Home benefit concert in April.
Over the course of the epic six-hour live broadcast, the noble intentions behind the event were overshadowed by the hilarious unawareness of some celebrities, many of whom crooned songs of resilience from ritzy abodes featuring mammoth backyards (Jennifer Lopez), indoor slides (Jimmy Fallon) and Maluma's mountaintop terrace.
At least the UAE's very own Hussain Al Jassmi, the only Arab artist on the bill, had the decency to pare things down by performing from a sparsely furnished room.
Infamous holidays by Kim Kardashian and Dua Lipa
Public reaction increasingly hardened as 2020 went on.
The more we understood the destructive scale of Covid-19, the less patience was afforded to celebrity missteps.
Even before the allegations of her toxic work environment, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres elicited derision when comparing working from her $15 million Regency-style Hollywood mansion as akin to a prison.
Then there was the backlash in October against Kim Kardashian for posting photos of her 40th birthday party, in which she flew family and friends to Tahiti for a private shindig.
“Forty and feeling so humbled and blessed,” she said in a celebratory post.
At least Kardashian wasn't accused of being a hypocrite. That insult was instead lobbed at recent Grammy Award-winner Dua Lipa.
The British pop star was dragged through the mud online in January after posting mask-less pictures of her with friends during a holiday in Mexico. This was nine months after imploring fans online to “stay at home”.
Social media winners
While the fast and furious nature of social media may make certain celebrities feel like they can’t win, other personalities have shown us how it’s done.
A year ago this week, Oscar-winner Tom Hanks used his platform to inform the public that he and wife, Rita Wilson, had tested positive for Covid-19.
“We have Covid-19 and are in isolation so we do not spread it to anyone else,” he said.
“There are those for whom it could lead to a very serious illness. We are taking it one day at a time.”
In retrospect, the social media post was worth hundreds of public safety announcements.
Paired with a plain image of the clearly fatigued couple, the straightforward message was devoid of the histrionics their other peers could have been tempted to use.
Hanks and Wilson illustrated how the pandemic played no favourites and US officials praised their disclosure for raising awareness surrounding the virus.
With no meet-and-greets and projects to plug, other celebrities won us over by simply being their natural selves.
Regal British actors Judi Dench and Anthony Hopkins, for example, used their time at their respective homes with family to launch viral TikTok accounts showcasing their dance moves. The former became adept at the shuffle, while good old Hannibal Lecter showed off a mean Toosie Slide.
Then there is the queen of charm herself, country singer Dolly Parton, who launched her Goodnight with Dolly YouTube series, on which she reads children's bedtime stories.
Musicians also found a way to resonate with their fan base despite the lack of gigs.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor garnered a cult following with her Kitchen Disco concerts on Instagram, where she performs her hits and covers in fancy dress from home.
Liam Gallagher winningly reminded us to constantly wash our hands with Wonderwash and Soapersonic, hilarious reworkings of Oasis hits Wonderwall and Supersonic.
These are just a few examples of the connections we crave from those in the limelight.
They don’t have to be demonstrations and affirmations of empathy. Sometimes, that little bit of honesty and fun is all that’s needed to move us.
One year later, let’s hope Gadot and cohorts have learnt from some of these observations.
Upon doing so, they would have made good headway in fulfilling Imagine's final plea: "I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one."
The burning issue
The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
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The Pope's itinerary
Sunday, February 3, 2019 - Rome to Abu Dhabi
1pm: departure by plane from Rome / Fiumicino to Abu Dhabi
10pm: arrival at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
Monday, February 4
12pm: welcome ceremony at the main entrance of the Presidential Palace
12.20pm: visit Abu Dhabi Crown Prince at Presidential Palace
5pm: private meeting with Muslim Council of Elders at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
6.10pm: Inter-religious in the Founder's Memorial
Tuesday, February 5 - Abu Dhabi to Rome
9.15am: private visit to undisclosed cathedral
10.30am: public mass at Zayed Sports City – with a homily by Pope Francis
12.40pm: farewell at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
1pm: departure by plane to Rome
5pm: arrival at the Rome / Ciampino International Airport
Test
Director: S Sashikanth
Cast: Nayanthara, Siddharth, Meera Jasmine, R Madhavan
Star rating: 2/5
Fitness problems in men's tennis
Andy Murray - hip
Novak Djokovic - elbow
Roger Federer - back
Stan Wawrinka - knee
Kei Nishikori - wrist
Marin Cilic - adductor
WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE?
1. Black holes are objects whose gravity is so strong not even light can escape their pull
2. They can be created when massive stars collapse under their own weight
3. Large black holes can also be formed when smaller ones collide and merge
4. The biggest black holes lurk at the centre of many galaxies, including our own
5. Astronomers believe that when the universe was very young, black holes affected how galaxies formed
Retirement funds heavily invested in equities at a risky time
Pension funds in growing economies in Asia, Latin America and the Middle East have a sharply higher percentage of assets parked in stocks, just at a time when trade tensions threaten to derail markets.
Retirement money managers in 14 geographies now allocate 40 per cent of their assets to equities, an 8 percentage-point climb over the past five years, according to a Mercer survey released last week that canvassed government, corporate and mandatory pension funds with almost $5 trillion in assets under management. That compares with about 25 per cent for pension funds in Europe.
The escalating trade spat between the US and China has heightened fears that stocks are ripe for a downturn. With tensions mounting and outcomes driven more by politics than economics, the S&P 500 Index will be on course for a “full-scale bear market” without Federal Reserve interest-rate cuts, Citigroup’s global macro strategy team said earlier this week.
The increased allocation to equities by growth-market pension funds has come at the expense of fixed-income investments, which declined 11 percentage points over the five years, according to the survey.
Hong Kong funds have the highest exposure to equities at 66 per cent, although that’s been relatively stable over the period. Japan’s equity allocation jumped 13 percentage points while South Korea’s increased 8 percentage points.
The money managers are also directing a higher portion of their funds to assets outside of their home countries. On average, foreign stocks now account for 49 per cent of respondents’ equity investments, 4 percentage points higher than five years ago, while foreign fixed-income exposure climbed 7 percentage points to 23 per cent. Funds in Japan, South Korea, Malaysia and Taiwan are among those seeking greater diversification in stocks and fixed income.
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Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
Squid Game season two
Director: Hwang Dong-hyuk
Stars: Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun
Rating: 4.5/5
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
If you go...
Flying
There is no simple way to get to Punta Arenas from the UAE, with flights from Dubai and Abu Dhabi requiring at least two connections to reach this part of Patagonia. Flights start from about Dh6,250.
Touring
Chile Nativo offers the amended Los Dientes trek with expert guides and porters who are met in Puerto Williams on Isla Navarino. The trip starts and ends in Punta Arenas and lasts for six days in total. Prices start from Dh8,795.
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
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Three tips from La Perle's performers
1 The kind of water athletes drink is important. Gwilym Hooson, a 28-year-old British performer who is currently recovering from knee surgery, found that out when the company was still in Studio City, training for 12 hours a day. “The physio team was like: ‘Why is everyone getting cramps?’ And then they realised we had to add salt and sugar to the water,” he says.
2 A little chocolate is a good thing. “It’s emergency energy,” says Craig Paul Smith, La Perle’s head coach and former Cirque du Soleil performer, gesturing to an almost-empty open box of mini chocolate bars on his desk backstage.
3 Take chances, says Young, who has worked all over the world, including most recently at Dragone’s show in China. “Every time we go out of our comfort zone, we learn a lot about ourselves,” she says.
RESULT
RS Leipzig 3
Marcel Sabitzer 10', 21'
Emil Forsberg 87'
Tottenham 0
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
Day 5, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day When Dilruwan Perera dismissed Yasir Shah to end Pakistan’s limp resistance, the Sri Lankans charged around the field with the fevered delirium of a side not used to winning. Trouble was, they had not. The delivery was deemed a no ball. Sri Lanka had a nervy wait, but it was merely a stay of execution for the beleaguered hosts.
Stat of the day – 5 Pakistan have lost all 10 wickets on the fifth day of a Test five times since the start of 2016. It is an alarming departure for a side who had apparently erased regular collapses from their resume. “The only thing I can say, it’s not a mitigating excuse at all, but that’s a young batting line up, obviously trying to find their way,” said Mickey Arthur, Pakistan’s coach.
The verdict Test matches in the UAE are known for speeding up on the last two days, but this was extreme. The first two innings of this Test took 11 sessions to complete. The remaining two were done in less than four. The nature of Pakistan’s capitulation at the end showed just how difficult the transition is going to be in the post Misbah-ul-Haq era.
What is a Ponzi scheme?
A fraudulent investment operation where the scammer provides fake reports and generates returns for old investors through money paid by new investors, rather than through ligitimate business activities.
Gender pay parity on track in the UAE
The UAE has a good record on gender pay parity, according to Mercer's Total Remuneration Study.
"In some of the lower levels of jobs women tend to be paid more than men, primarily because men are employed in blue collar jobs and women tend to be employed in white collar jobs which pay better," said Ted Raffoul, career products leader, Mena at Mercer. "I am yet to see a company in the UAE – particularly when you are looking at a blue chip multinationals or some of the bigger local companies – that actively discriminates when it comes to gender on pay."
Mr Raffoul said most gender issues are actually due to the cultural class, as the population is dominated by Asian and Arab cultures where men are generally expected to work and earn whereas women are meant to start a family.
"For that reason, we see a different gender gap. There are less women in senior roles because women tend to focus less on this but that’s not due to any companies having a policy penalising women for any reasons – it’s a cultural thing," he said.
As a result, Mr Raffoul said many companies in the UAE are coming up with benefit package programmes to help working mothers and the career development of women in general.
Common OCD symptoms and how they manifest
Checking: the obsession or thoughts focus on some harm coming from things not being as they should, which usually centre around the theme of safety. For example, the obsession is “the building will burn down”, therefore the compulsion is checking that the oven is switched off.
Contamination: the obsession is focused on the presence of germs, dirt or harmful bacteria and how this will impact the person and/or their loved ones. For example, the obsession is “the floor is dirty; me and my family will get sick and die”, the compulsion is repetitive cleaning.
Orderliness: the obsession is a fear of sitting with uncomfortable feelings, or to prevent harm coming to oneself or others. Objectively there appears to be no logical link between the obsession and compulsion. For example,” I won’t feel right if the jars aren’t lined up” or “harm will come to my family if I don’t line up all the jars”, so the compulsion is therefore lining up the jars.
Intrusive thoughts: the intrusive thought is usually highly distressing and repetitive. Common examples may include thoughts of perpetrating violence towards others, harming others, or questions over one’s character or deeds, usually in conflict with the person’s true values. An example would be: “I think I might hurt my family”, which in turn leads to the compulsion of avoiding social gatherings.
Hoarding: the intrusive thought is the overvaluing of objects or possessions, while the compulsion is stashing or hoarding these items and refusing to let them go. For example, “this newspaper may come in useful one day”, therefore, the compulsion is hoarding newspapers instead of discarding them the next day.
Source: Dr Robert Chandler, clinical psychologist at Lighthouse Arabia
If you go
The flights Etihad (www.etihad.com) and Spice Jet (www.spicejet.com) fly direct from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Pune respectively from Dh1,000 return including taxes. Pune airport is 90 minutes away by road.
The hotels A stay at Atmantan Wellness Resort (www.atmantan.com) costs from Rs24,000 (Dh1,235) per night, including taxes, consultations, meals and a treatment package.
Hamilton’s 2017
Australia - 2nd; China - 1st; Bahrain - 2nd; Russia - 4th; Spain - 1st; Monaco - 7th; Canada - 1st; Azerbaijan - 5th; Austria - 4th; Britain - 1st; Hungary - 4th; Belgium - 1st; Italy - 1st; Singapore - 1st; Malaysia - 2nd; Japan - 1st; United States - 1st; Mexico - 9th
T20 WORLD CUP QUALIFIER
Results
UAE beat Nigeria by five wickets
Hong Kong beat Canada by 32 runs
Friday fixtures
10am, Tolerance Oval, Abu Dhabi – Ireland v Jersey
7.30pm, Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi – Canada v Oman
Monster
Directed by: Anthony Mandler
Starring: Kelvin Harrison Jr., John David Washington
3/5
GOLF’S RAHMBO
- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
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The specs
- Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
- Power: 640hp
- Torque: 760nm
- On sale: 2026
- Price: Not announced yet
RESULTS
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Akeed
Based: Muscat
Launch year: 2018
Number of employees: 40
Sector: Online food delivery
Funding: Raised $3.2m since inception
WOMAN AND CHILD
Director: Saeed Roustaee
Starring: Parinaz Izadyar, Payman Maadi
Rating: 4/5
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Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
