Eli Gold, the titular character of David Baddiel's fourth novel, is dying. Widely regarded as "America's greatest living writer", Gold's family are gathering by his New York hospital bedside as this 85-year-old colossus of the American literary world (think the late Saul Bellow meets Philip Roth) slips slowly away.
The book is narrated by four characters from Gold's complicated family history: Harvey, Eli's 44-year-old son from his second marriage; Violet, the author's first wife, who watches attentively from the distance of the residential care home in England to which she is now confined; Colette, his eight-year-old daughter from his current marriage and, finally, the Mormon brother of Eli's previous wife, who perished in a suicide pact the great man survived.
All but Harvey, a character stuck in the middle years of both his inconsequential life and his unsatisfying marriage, feel hastily drawn. Perhaps this is because the author naturally has more empathy with Harvey than the rest of his cast - Baddiel celebrates his own 47th birthday this month. Despite the often thin caricatures he conjures, Baddiel delivers a surprising and entertaining novel.
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Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
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5. Astronomers believe that when the universe was very young, black holes affected how galaxies formed
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