Fiction is, at its best, a clarifier. It transcends simple signifiers like "sad" and "happy" to articulate complex emotions. In doing so, it enables us to properly have these emotions, instead of having them simply thrust upon us. Our emotional lives become richer and less of an inchoate burden. Often, these emotional rewards are essentially untethered from any specific time, place or circumstance. Today, a Frenchman can be engaged by an ancient Greek tragedy. A Lebanese teenager can be transfixed and moved by Proust's evocation of early 20th-century Paris. Most of the world loves Shakespeare.
But many of our emotions are psychogeographically specific: intimately tied to particularities of where and when we live. Hence the well-recognised special value of local narratives (fictional or otherwise) and their power to enrich and amplify our sense of how we experience our homes. It's good fun (there is no better word) to recognise the place where you live on the printed page. When, in the middle of Hari Kunzru's Transmission, the would-be global marketing guru Guy Swift rides through the streets of Dubai for the first time and observes a building that "appeared to be topped with a gargantuan dimpled golf ball", it is oddly pleasant to be able to say (if only to yourself): "Hey! I actually know what that is! An Etisalat building!"
Kunzru, however, does not give us a truly local Dubai narrative, or give voice to particularly UAE-tethered emotions. The UAE of Transmission is more of a plot device - a usefully strange hypermodern desert elsewhere - than an actual place. This makes sense: Transmission is not a novel about the UAE, it's a novel by a British author in which a Briton visits Dubai for 24 hours on business and sticks to the hotels and golf courses. While Kunzru doesn't say anything false about the UAE, he also doesn't say much of interest to anyone who has lived here for more than a month and knows that there are lots of shiny hotels here, that foreign workers staff those hotels and that prostitutes work in some of them.
This prompts the question of what a genuinely local UAE narrative might hope to look like or accomplish. At first glance, the enterprise seems impossibly daunting. The Great UAE Novel would draw on intimate knowledge of each of the cultures housed here and the ways in which they interact. The author would probably speak English, a few Arabic dialects, Gulf Pidgin, Urdu and Hindi - for a start. He or she would have spent time in Emirati households, expatriate gatherings, business conventions, international hotel parties and labour camps, would know something special about each locale and would reveal something significant about the relationships between them.
This book is not available. And that's fine, because this popular notion of the great national novel is a chimera. Consider America, a nation infatuated with the idea of big novels as great encapsulators of national hopes, tensions and character. There are many good novels about various segments of the American multitude. And there are many compelling novels about the project of living together - in marriage, in civil society, sometimes in violent conflict - that these segments share. Yet there is no singularly Great American Novel that does it all (whatever that might mean). Not Huck Finn, not Augie March, not Rabbit Angstrom.
In March, Motivate Publishing released Dubai Tales, a collection of short stories by the Dubai author Mohammad Al Murr translated from Arabic into English that had been released elsewhere in the early 1990s (and is commonly recommended by visitors' guides as a source of "local colour"). Other than The Wink of the Mona Lisa, another translated Murr collection, this is the only work of local fiction that I have seen in a bookstore in the UAE. When I spotted the two books together in Magrudy's, I became excited, too excited, excited enough to temporarily forget my scorn for great national so-and-sos. I was, after all, about to buy and read the Great Emirati Collection of Short Stories - to receive a bunch of important insights about the UAE and my life in it.
Of course, no such thing happened. What I actually read were two decent collections of short stories. As with all short stories, those that fail do so primarily because their characters lack interior life. Their lives simply happen to them and it is never clear how they feel about it. In the three-page long One Day A Week, Ali only sees Aisha, his wife from Thursday evening through Friday afternoon (their house is in Dubai, and he works at a federal ministry in Abu Dhabi). They do not talk or do much of anything together, other than the occasional night-time drive to the airport. Nonetheless, she falls deeply in love with him. Murr never describes how any of this happens, or what it is like for Aisha, or what Ali gets up to in evenings when he is in Abu Dhabi - let alone what he thinks of Aisha. Even when he divorces her, we learn next to nothing about either of them. This is much more frustrating than intriguing.
But there are several successful stories in the collection. In my favourite, Dinner by Candlelight, a husband surprises himself by having a wonderful time on an dreaded obligatory night out with his wife. In its complement, A Late Dinner, a wife finds herself unable to stay annoyed with her drunk but sweet husband who stumbles home late craving macaroni. These quietly moving stories slow down enough to let their characters think and feel for a minute. They end not with plot twists or morals, but with sweet moments of emotional crystallisation that give the everyday a bit of its due. Of course, the everyday under examination is filled with local details (oil wealth, sand, camels, foreign cars, fancy hotels, rapid change), but local details do not lead straight to local insight, and my expectation otherwise left me disappointed.
Why had I expected so impossibly much in the first place? Probably because Murr's work is the only widely available local fiction we have, and we could do with more: a cacophony of local colours. Each great American (or great Chinese, or great French, or whatever) novel is great because it is one of many, and claims a place of standing among its geographic and temporal peers. Right now, Murr stands alone, which is no way for local literature to stand. Accounts of life work best when they butt up against, compete with and complement each other. And so I will not wait for the Great UAE Novel, but I will keep looking for fiction that shows us where we live.
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Libya's Gold
UN Panel of Experts found regime secretly sold a fifth of the country's gold reserves.
The panel’s 2017 report followed a trail to West Africa where large sums of cash and gold were hidden by Abdullah Al Senussi, Qaddafi’s former intelligence chief, in 2011.
Cases filled with cash that was said to amount to $560m in 100 dollar notes, that was kept by a group of Libyans in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.
A second stash was said to have been held in Accra, Ghana, inside boxes at the local offices of an international human rights organisation based in France.
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Toss: South Africa, chose to field
Pakistan: 177 & 294
South Africa: 431 & 43-1
Man of the Match: Faf du Plessis (South Africa)
Series: South Africa lead three-match series 2-0
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
yallacompare profile
Date of launch: 2014
Founder: Jon Richards, founder and chief executive; Samer Chebab, co-founder and chief operating officer, and Jonathan Rawlings, co-founder and chief financial officer
Based: Media City, Dubai
Sector: Financial services
Size: 120 employees
Investors: 2014: $500,000 in a seed round led by Mulverhill Associates; 2015: $3m in Series A funding led by STC Ventures (managed by Iris Capital), Wamda and Dubai Silicon Oasis Authority; 2019: $8m in Series B funding with the same investors as Series A along with Precinct Partners, Saned and Argo Ventures (the VC arm of multinational insurer Argo Group)
The biog
Marital status: Separated with two young daughters
Education: Master's degree from American Univeristy of Cairo
Favourite book: That Is How They Defeat Despair by Salwa Aladian
Favourite Motto: Their happiness is your happiness
Goal: For Nefsy to become his legacy long after he is gon
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
When: April 25, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Allianz Arena, Munich
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 1, Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid
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- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
FIGHT INFO
Men’s 60kg Round 1:
Ahmad Shuja Jamal (AFG) beat Krisada Takhiankliang (THA) - points
Hyan Aljmyah (SYR) beat Akram Alyminee (YEM) - retired Round 1
Ibrahim Bilal (UAE) beat Bhanu Pratap Pandit (IND) - TKO Round 1
Men’s 71kg Round 1:
Seyed Kaveh Soleyman (IRI) beat Abedel Rahman (JOR) - RSC round 3.
Amine Al Moatassime (UAE) walk over Ritiz Puri (NEP)
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Teaching your child to save
Pre-school (three - five years)
You can’t yet talk about investing or borrowing, but introduce a “classic” money bank and start putting gifts and allowances away. When the child wants a specific toy, have them save for it and help them track their progress.
Early childhood (six - eight years)
Replace the money bank with three jars labelled ‘saving’, ‘spending’ and ‘sharing’. Have the child divide their allowance into the three jars each week and explain their choices in splitting their pocket money. A guide could be 25 per cent saving, 50 per cent spending, 25 per cent for charity and gift-giving.
Middle childhood (nine - 11 years)
Open a bank savings account and help your child establish a budget and set a savings goal. Introduce the notion of ‘paying yourself first’ by putting away savings as soon as your allowance is paid.
Young teens (12 - 14 years)
Change your child’s allowance from weekly to monthly and help them pinpoint long-range goals such as a trip, so they can start longer-term saving and find new ways to increase their saving.
Teenage (15 - 18 years)
Discuss mutual expectations about university costs and identify what they can help fund and set goals. Don’t pay for everything, so they can experience the pride of contributing.
Young adulthood (19 - 22 years)
Discuss post-graduation plans and future life goals, quantify expenses such as first apartment, work wardrobe, holidays and help them continue to save towards these goals.
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ETFs explained
Exhchange traded funds are bought and sold like shares, but operate as index-tracking funds, passively following their chosen indices, such as the S&P 500, FTSE 100 and the FTSE All World, plus a vast range of smaller exchanges and commodities, such as gold, silver, copper sugar, coffee and oil.
ETFs have zero upfront fees and annual charges as low as 0.07 per cent a year, which means you get to keep more of your returns, as actively managed funds can charge as much as 1.5 per cent a year.
There are thousands to choose from, with the five biggest providers BlackRock’s iShares range, Vanguard, State Street Global Advisors SPDR ETFs, Deutsche Bank AWM X-trackers and Invesco PowerShares.
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6.30pm: Handicap (rated 100 ) US$175,000 1,200m
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7.05pm: Handicap (78-94) $60,000 1,800m
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7.40pm: Firebreak Stakes Group 3 $200,000 1,600m
Winner: Heavy Metal, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer
8.15pm: Handicap (95-108) $125,000 1,200m
Winner: Yalta, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer
8.50pm: Balanchine Group 2 $200,000 1,800m
Winner: Promising Run, Pat Cosgrave, Saeed bin Suroor
9.25pm: Handicap (95-105) $125,000 1,800m
Winner: Blair House, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby
10pm: Handicap (95-105) $125,000 1,400m
Winner: Oh This Is Us, Tom Marquand, Richard Hannon
If you go
The flights
There are direct flights from Dubai to Sofia with FlyDubai (www.flydubai.com) and Wizz Air (www.wizzair.com), from Dh1,164 and Dh822 return including taxes, respectively.
The trip
Plovdiv is 150km from Sofia, with an hourly bus service taking around 2 hours and costing $16 (Dh58). The Rhodopes can be reached from Sofia in between 2-4hours.
The trip was organised by Bulguides (www.bulguides.com), which organises guided trips throughout Bulgaria. Guiding, accommodation, food and transfers from Plovdiv to the mountains and back costs around 170 USD for a four-day, three-night trip.
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NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
Gulf Under 19s
Pools
A – Dubai College, Deira International School, Al Ain Amblers, Warriors
B – Dubai English Speaking College, Repton Royals, Jumeirah College, Gems World Academy
C – British School Al Khubairat, Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Dubai Hurricanes, Al Yasmina Academy
D – Dubai Exiles, Jumeirah English Speaking School, English College, Bahrain Colts
Recent winners
2018 – Dubai College
2017 – British School Al Khubairat
2016 – Dubai English Speaking School
2015 – Al Ain Amblers
2014 – Dubai College