"Tweets are a discipline," says Phillipa Gregory, who serialised her latest novel, The White Queen, on Twitter. "It was more like writing poetry than prose."
"Tweets are a discipline," says Phillipa Gregory, who serialised her latest novel, The White Queen, on Twitter. "It was more like writing poetry than prose."

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As with Facebook before it, the success of the micro-blogging service Twitter has been so enormous that it's hard to tell if it's a genuine innovation destined to transform the way we communicate or a gimmicky waste of time. Whatever the answer, it's currently the bandwagon everyone wants to clamber aboard - and that includes book publishers.

Philippa Gregory, the author of The Other Boleyn Girl, serialised her new novel The White Queen on Twitter earlier this year, while last month two American students, Alexander Aciman and Emmett Rensin, secured a (traditional, dead-tree) book deal for Twitterature, which condenses 75 of the world's greatest literary classics into 20 or fewer 140-character tweets - for example: "WTF is Polonius doing behind the curtain???" (Don't worry. It will include a glossary of acronyms and so-called "tweet speak".) Its editor at Penguin imprint Viking, Will Hammond, says Twitterature is "for book-lovers who have heard of Twitter but know nothing much about it. They will laugh at Twitter's expense". It will be published in the UK in November.

In March, the Booker Prize-winning Nigerian novelist Ben Okri released a poem line by line on Twitter. He explained himself in characteristically lofty fashion: "Form follows adversity - we live in uncertain times. I think we need a new kind of writing that responds to the anxiety of our age and yet has brevity. My feeling is that these times are perfect for short, lucid forms. We need to get more across in fewer words."

Gregory, who tweeted from the point of view of her novel's main character, Elizabeth Woodville, expressed a similar view: "Tweets are a discipline, rather like a haiku, and the shortness of the sentence gives each one a rhythm which is really interesting to me. It was more like writing poetry than prose. I especially like the first one: 'If my mother were not a witch, and the descendant of the goddess Melusina, I think none of this could ever have happened to me. But it did.'"

This is all well and good - yet the truth is that neither Okri nor Gregory were acting solely out of a belief in the inherent brilliance of Twitter as a literary medium. They were simply trying to drum up interest in their new, dead-tree books. Okri's is called Tales of Freedom. Gregory's The White Queen is both her first book for a new publisher, Simon & Schuster, and the first in a projected series of novels set during the Wars of the Roses, the series of bloody dynastic battles between supporters of the rival houses of Lancaster and York for the throne of England. She needed rebranding and Twitter proved itself an effective marketing tool; though a cynic might attribute the coverage she and Okri enjoyed to its novelty value.

Yet there is clearly more to it than that. "The beauty of Twitter is its simplicity," says Sarah Such, the literary agent and founder of the Sarah Such Literary Agency. "We'll see many deft marketing wheezes in the months to come. Where once a publisher or writer invited people to visit their website, Twitter usage insists on us all visiting the same forum. This results in a relationship with a readership that is captive, but that also becomes more demanding and ultimately intolerant."

What about proper, original Twitter novels? Do such things exist? It seems so. Last September, The New York Times journalist Matt Richtel wrote a real-time thriller on the site about a man who wakes up with amnesia - and an uncomfortable sensation that he might have committed a murder. In possession of only a mobile phone that lets him tweet, he uses it to tell his story, 140 characters at a time. Richtel calls the novel a "Twiller": "Think Memento on a mobile phone, with the occasional emoticon."

As for literary novels, there's some debate about who the first person to have tweeted one is. The Huffington Post writer Matt Stewart insisted it was him and invited readers to sample his "Junot Díaz-style wordplay" and "Jonathan Franzenish multilayered plotting". But there have been many rival claimants, among them Nick Belardes whose Small Places first appeared in April 2008. In a sense, the Twitter novel belongs to a venerable literary tradition - that of "constrained writing". French novelist Georges Perec thrived on the challenge of writing lipogrammatic novels such as A Void (which doesn't use the letter "e"). Theodor Geisel, better known as Dr Seuss, bet his friend Bennett Cerf, the founder of Random House, that he could write a book using only 50 different words. The result was the children's bestseller Green Eggs and Ham.

But maybe some constraints are too great. One hundred and forty characters is, surely, too few to do anything interesting with. Aren't novels at their best when they're providing a sense of immersiveness and interiority? Micro-format fiction might make a decent fist of communicating plot and pace, but it can't take us inside someone's head. This doesn't stop it being the future, of course. Its champions point to the success in Japan of keitai shousetsus or mobile phone novels; detractors observe that these tend to be written by high school girls who bash them out in between classes and that their content - and readership - reflects this.

Fearful of being left stranded in the way that record companies have been by the MP3 revolution, book publishers have seized on the idea of the interactive, collaborative, paperless novel and delivery systems like Twitter. Last year, Penguin in the UK conducted an experiment called We Tell Stories, taking six books by six different authors and distributing them through new-media channels. A story called Slice about a girl and her parents was disseminated through LiveJournal blogs and two Twitter accounts - one for the girl, one for her parents. A second story, The 21 Steps, was placed on a navigable Google Map so readers could track its protagonist's progress.

We Tell Stories wasn't a massive success in real terms - only 200-odd people signed up to follow Slice - and strained rather too hard to be hip. But its mastermind, Penguin's digital publisher Jeremy Ettinghausen, insists it was a worthwhile exercise: "Almost unanimously, the authors have described the experience as harder than they expected, but also more satisfying. We've encouraged them to think not just about story and plotting, but about 'user experience', which has been a new challenge and one to which they have really responded."

Whether authors want to think about "user experience" in this sense is debatable. The novelist Nicholas Royle considers the Twitter novel "patently absurd". But that hasn't stopped him writing a Twitter short story, Follow/Unfollow. "It's only a Twitter story in that it uses the follow/unfollow concept and there are no sentences in it with more than 140 characters," he points out. "I have no intention of publishing it tweet by tweet on Twitter, though. It's appearing in The British Fantasy Society Yearbook 2009 next month."

He concedes that Twitter has its uses: "If you can't get your novel published by conventional means - and let's face it, times are hard - I can understand writers looking for new platforms." The question is whether these new platforms have real value or are simply a distraction from the increasingly tough business of publishing books people want to read. Isn't the digital future for prepackaged narrative units more likely to be a mundane medium like the podcast (essentially an MP3 audiobook)? Doesn't Twitter work better as a means of augmenting a reader's experience of a story - by providing top-up content like hidden clues or revelations - than when it's trying to constitute that experience?

"I think Twitter is only workable in the main for high-profile new works where a readership is avidly awaiting publication or for books where there's impact value such as a 'lost' work," says Such. "But I also think that in the same way as with traditional blogs - which suddenly seem old-fashioned - there will be one or two really successful novels or non-fiction works written and influenced by or involving Twitter."

Perhaps our obsession with mobile phones and notebook computers is just too great to go untapped. Winged Chariot Press has just launched Europe's first children's picture book for the iPhone. The Surprise by Sylvia van Ommen can be downloaded for 59 pence (Dh3.45) as an iPhone application. "At home, many parents already share their laptops and phones as digital entertainment devices with their children," explains the company's founder, Neal Hoskins. "Now, they can use and enjoy them together in a new variety of mini-reading experiences on journeys."

In a transitional period like this one, it's hard to say for certain if this is the way forward; it's harder still to predict how writers will make money from these various species of digital book. With every new development like Twitter, the issue of digital rights management becomes more complicated. There's also the issue of identity fraud. Who can say for certain that a particular author is the genuine source of a tweet? You might think it would be obvious, but a 20-year-old artist called Lee attracted nearly 2,500 followers on Twitter when he pretended to be the celebrated poet and memoirist Maya Angelou. So convincing were his posts ("History, despite its wrenching pain/Cannot be unlived, and if faced/With courage, need not be lived again) that he fooled even literary professionals before being exposed by the Los Angeles Times.

Appropriately, he responded with a tweet: "I am very sad. My friends are few? but my words runneth over."

The smuggler

Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple. 
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.

Khouli conviction

Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.

For sale

A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.

- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico

- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000

- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950

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7.05pm: Handicap; Dh165,000; 2,200m

7.40pm: Conditions; Dh240,000; 1,600m

8.15pm: Handicap; Dh190,000; 2,000m

8.50pm: The Garhoud Sprint Listed; Dh265,000; 1,200m

9.25pm: Handicap; Dh170,000; 1,600m

10pm: Handicap; Dh190,000; 1,400m

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Torque: 730Nm

Price: Dh649,000 (Dh549,000 for GTS) 

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if you go

The flights 

Etihad and Emirates fly direct to Kolkata from Dh1,504 and Dh1,450 return including taxes, respectively. The flight takes four hours 30 minutes outbound and 5 hours 30 minute returning. 

The trains

Numerous trains link Kolkata and Murshidabad but the daily early morning Hazarduari Express (3’ 52”) is the fastest and most convenient; this service also stops in Plassey. The return train departs Murshidabad late afternoon. Though just about feasible as a day trip, staying overnight is recommended.

The hotels

Mursidabad’s hotels are less than modest but Berhampore, 11km south, offers more accommodation and facilities (and the Hazarduari Express also pauses here). Try Hotel The Fame, with an array of rooms from doubles at Rs1,596/Dh90 to a ‘grand presidential suite’ at Rs7,854/Dh443.

If you go

The flights

Etihad and Emirates fly direct from the UAE to Chicago from Dh5,215 return including taxes.

The hotels

Recommended hotels include the Intercontinental Chicago Magnificent Mile, located in an iconic skyscraper complete with a 1929 Olympic-size swimming pool from US$299 (Dh1,100) per night including taxes, and the Omni Chicago Hotel, an excellent value downtown address with elegant art deco furnishings and an excellent in-house restaurant. Rooms from US$239 (Dh877) per night including taxes. 

The biog

Favourite food: Tabbouleh, greek salad and sushi

Favourite TV show: That 70s Show

Favourite animal: Ferrets, they are smart, sensitive, playful and loving

Favourite holiday destination: Seychelles, my resolution for 2020 is to visit as many spiritual retreats and animal shelters across the world as I can

Name of first pet: Eddy, a Persian cat that showed up at our home

Favourite dog breed: I love them all - if I had to pick Yorkshire terrier for small dogs and St Bernard's for big

The Facility’s Versatility

Between the start of the 2020 IPL on September 20, and the end of the Pakistan Super League this coming Thursday, the Zayed Cricket Stadium has had an unprecedented amount of traffic.
Never before has a ground in this country – or perhaps anywhere in the world – had such a volume of major-match cricket.
And yet scoring has remained high, and Abu Dhabi has seen some classic encounters in every format of the game.
 
October 18, IPL, Kolkata Knight Riders tied with Sunrisers Hyderabad
The two playoff-chasing sides put on 163 apiece, before Kolkata went on to win the Super Over
 
January 8, ODI, UAE beat Ireland by six wickets
A century by CP Rizwan underpinned one of UAE’s greatest ever wins, as they chased 270 to win with an over to spare
 
February 6, T10, Northern Warriors beat Delhi Bulls by eight wickets
The final of the T10 was chiefly memorable for a ferocious over of fast bowling from Fidel Edwards to Nicholas Pooran
 
March 14, Test, Afghanistan beat Zimbabwe by six wickets
Eleven wickets for Rashid Khan, 1,305 runs scored in five days, and a last session finish
 
June 17, PSL, Islamabad United beat Peshawar Zalmi by 15 runs
Usman Khawaja scored a hundred as Islamabad posted the highest score ever by a Pakistan team in T20 cricket

Scoreline:

Everton 4

Richarlison 13'), Sigurdsson 28', ​​​​​​​Digne 56', Walcott 64'

Manchester United 0

Man of the match: Gylfi Sigurdsson (Everton)

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McIlroy's recent struggles

Last six stroke-play events (First round score in brackets)

Arnold Palmer Invitational Tied for 4th (74)

The US Masters Tied for 7th (72)

The Players Championship Tied for 35th (73)

US Open Missed the cut (78)

Travellers Championship Tied for 17th (67)

Irish Open Missed the cut (72)

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Day 1, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance

Moment of the day Dimuth Karunaratne had batted with plenty of pluck, and no little skill, in getting to within seven runs of a first-day century. Then, while he ran what he thought was a comfortable single to mid-on, his batting partner Dinesh Chandimal opted to stay at home. The opener was run out by the length of the pitch.

Stat of the day - 1 One six was hit on Day 1. The boundary was only breached 18 times in total over the course of the 90 overs. When it did arrive, the lone six was a thing of beauty, as Niroshan Dickwella effortlessly clipped Mohammed Amir over the square-leg boundary.

The verdict Three wickets down at lunch, on a featherbed wicket having won the toss, and Sri Lanka’s fragile confidence must have been waning. Then Karunaratne and Chandimal's alliance of precisely 100 gave them a foothold in the match. Dickwella’s free-spirited strokeplay meant the Sri Lankans were handily placed at 227 for four at the close.

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