Robert Twigger has crossed North America in a birch bark canoe, searched for the lost oasis of Zezura in the Egyptian Sahara and found a 30-foot python in the remote jungles of Indonesia. But fiction may be his greatest adventure of all.
As the author of hilarious, "boy's own" books about each of these madcap schemes, it is perhaps natural that his first novel should also be a rip-roaring journey - rip-roaring and labyrinthine.
It's worth taking a deep breath before launching into Dr Ragab's Universal Language. The novel begins in modern-day England as the narrator embarks on the dull job of writing the history of a German aluminium company. Before long he uncovers the diary of a man called Hertwig and realises there's something more to the assignment.
Hertwig was imprisoned in a bunker that, ironically, he built himself in order to hide a young girl during the Second World War. In the diary he realises that the only way he can escape is to recall the teachings of Dr Ragab, a mysterious and unconventional doctor in 1920s Cairo who believes in a magical "universal language" that can give the speaker special powers.
This triggers increasingly outlandish tales of Hertwig's time with Ragab and of life in a monastery, in the war and in Cairo. Intrigued and confused? Dr Ragab's Universal Language is surreal and mystical. And for Twigger, writing it was just as much fun as joining the Tokyo Riot Police for a year. Which, incidentally, he's also written a book about.
"I'd always wanted to do a book like this," he says from his Cairo home. "I know this sounds strange with the kind of things I've got up to in the past, but there's material in non-fiction that's impossible to include because it would just seem really mad and unbelievable. We all know that life is a lot stranger than people imagine, but even so, that doesn't mean that you can make people believe incredible things in a non-fiction book. But fiction is a way you can make unbelievable things seem believable."
And unbelievable things certainly happen in Dr Ragab's Universal Language, not least via Dr Ragab, a "doctor of everything" who cures King Ismail's young son of kleptomania in return for gold in the 1800s. He uses his musical skills to repair a misfiring steam engine in a cotton mill.
His enchanting universal language is a powerful magic dictionary in which each letter comes with a posture. Using it gives the speaker a clear mind and the ability to do special things. Hertwig painstakingly learns it, and you sense that piecing together such a slippery, ever-changing tale was just as assiduous for Twigger.
"It was far more difficult for me than non-fiction, I'll give you that," he laughs. "But I've always liked the idea of master and disciple. You get that in my non-fiction in a way. Learning martial arts in Angry White Pyjamas and the canoe craft in Voyageur is all about passing on ancient skills. Here, I guess I wanted to see how far I could go in writing about the invisible world rather than the visible one.
"If I was trying to describe Dr Ragab's Universal Language, I would say it's an old format welded together in what I think is a new way. So you've got the sorcerer's apprentice section, you've got Hertwig imprisoned with nameless thugs, which is a common motif from movies of course, and then the modern bit."
That would be where the book starts and ends. In a way, it feels the most autobiographical: the unnamed narrator is a writer and, at the start, walks from Bristol to South London via wartime bunkers (known as pillboxes). It is not only a neat echo of the bunker Hertwig is imprisoned in but also of Twigger's real-life adventures. The narrator calls it the Pillbox Way, which almost sounds like the material for another Twigger non-fiction book.
"It was potentially a book but it got shot down in flames by so many people that I thought I should probably listen to them," Twigger says. "The Pillbox Way does exist as a walk, though: I even suggested doing a section of it for Will Self for his book Psychogeography, but we never got it together."
So, despite being a magical romp, the book has a basis in reality. Twigger says the key to any novel's success is making something that is obviously false (it's fiction, after all) feel true. His approach, therefore, is to make the building blocks of the story as credible as possible - hence a modern section in the book that we can all recognise. Of course, the notion of a universal language is a little harder to imagine.
"It's rooted in truth," says Twigger. "In the 16th and 17th centuries they really did try and construct these universal languages, some of which are very complicated. They all had this idea that whenever people speak, they start uttering untruths - which goes back to a more ancient idea of the first language, the perfect language.
Surely, though, there's a big jump between being interested in the history of a universal language and having the confidence to make it the basis of a sprawling novel. Twigger says the idea was too intriguing not to tackle.
"Don't you think it's fascinating that somebody could be like Doctor Dolittle and somehow know the rhythm of the universe? We've all met someone who seems to have a better idea about the way the world works. They seem to make fewer mistakes than most people, don't they? They're more in tune. But I didn't want the hero to be typically heroic. I wanted him to be more elusive, more interesting than that and much more dynamic."
It's not just Dr Ragab who is dynamic. Cairo becomes a larger than life, richly drawn city in Twigger's hands and almost a character in its own right. It overwhelms Hertwig as he tries to convey the "smell of the East, its glorious bejewelled majesty" in his diary. (Perhaps it sums up Twigger's shifting relationship with the place; he is an Englishman who has moved to Cairo with his family.) When Hertwig arrives, the first thing he does is buy a knife to guard against his disorientation.
"I definitely wanted to exaggerate Cairo," Twigger says. "Often in non-fiction I try and change people's perceptions of a place by winding the descriptions down, if you see what I mean. But here I wanted to convey this guy's amazement. Because he's travelled there as a missionary in a way, he's entranced by the idea of the place. All of the things in Cairo I have seen at one point are concentrated a whole load more in the book."
In the book and in real life, Twigger revels in the culture of Cairo. He's full of anecdotes about the place and the people: once he was stranded at a Saharan oasis 370 kilometres from home and bumped into a man who recognised his car from the street where it was usually parked in Cairo. He happened to know where a secret stockpile of petrol was hidden nearby, and Twigger was saved.
"That sort of thing literally happens all the time in Egypt - those completely out of the blue coincidences," he chuckles. And sure enough, Dr Ragab alludes to the "science of coincidence" in the book, and Hertwig only comes into contact with Ragab after "several extraordinary coincidences - too extraordinary to ask anyone to believe".
"Just when you're totally exhausted by everything going wrong, something will turn up," Twigger says. "In the West, things are more regimented and rule bound. There's not a latitude for things to happen off the cuff. Obviously, that also means that things run on time but there aren't the opportunities for minor miracles to occur."
And, as his many true-life tales prove, believing in coincidence and that things will turn out all right is important. Writing fiction hasn't dulled his spirit of adventure: his next quest is to re-enact the 19th-century German explorer Friedrich Gerhard Rohlfs' journey from Dakar Oasis to Siwa Oasis by camel - a 60--kilometre trip across the Sahara that Twigger is looking for "fit and crazy enough" people to join him on. So what is it about these escapades that still excite him?
"Exploring, which is a macro-adventure, is just a sequence of what I've taken to calling micro-adventures. You could have one today - get a toy inflatable boat and take it up some grungy city river or something. Walk the Pillbox Way. It's about having an adventure, something you couldn't predict when you left the house that morning, something that tests you a bit, stretches you, provides a situation where you can control the risk yourself. In modern life we aren't allowed to control the risk but if you venture into the wilderness you're on your own and you can choose your risk level."
Dr Ragab's Universal Language (Picador) is out now. Find out more about Robert Twigger's camel expedition at www.theexplorerschool.com.
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
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'Top Gun: Maverick'
Rating: 4/5
Directed by: Joseph Kosinski
Starring: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Ed Harris
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
The low down on MPS
What is myofascial pain syndrome?
Myofascial pain syndrome refers to pain and inflammation in the body’s soft tissue. MPS is a chronic condition that affects the fascia (connective tissue that covers the muscles, which develops knots, also known as trigger points).
What are trigger points?
Trigger points are irritable knots in the soft tissue that covers muscle tissue. Through injury or overuse, muscle fibres contract as a reactive and protective measure, creating tension in the form of hard and, palpable nodules. Overuse and sustained posture are the main culprits in developing trigger points.
What is myofascial or trigger-point release?
Releasing these nodules requires a hands-on technique that involves applying gentle sustained pressure to release muscular shortness and tightness. This eliminates restrictions in connective tissue in orderto restore motion and alleviate pain. Therapy balls have proven effective at causing enough commotion in the tissue, prompting the release of these hard knots.
THE BIO
Favourite car: Koenigsegg Agera RS or Renault Trezor concept car.
Favourite book: I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes or Red Notice by Bill Browder.
Biggest inspiration: My husband Nik. He really got me through a lot with his positivity.
Favourite holiday destination: Being at home in Australia, as I travel all over the world for work. It’s great to just hang out with my husband and family.
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
MATCH INFO
Barcelona v Real Madrid, 11pm UAE
Match is on BeIN Sports
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
From exhibitions to the battlefield
In 2016, the Shaded Dome was awarded with the 'De Vernufteling' people's choice award, an annual prize by the Dutch Association of Consulting Engineers and the Royal Netherlands Society of Engineers for the most innovative project by a Dutch engineering firm.
It was assigned by the Dutch Ministry of Defence to modify the Shaded Dome to make it suitable for ballistic protection. Royal HaskoningDHV, one of the companies which designed the dome, is an independent international engineering and project management consultancy, leading the way in sustainable development and innovation.
It is driving positive change through innovation and technology, helping use resources more efficiently.
It aims to minimise the impact on the environment by leading by example in its projects in sustainable development and innovation, to become part of the solution to a more sustainable society now and into the future.
Cricket World Cup League Two
Teams
Oman, UAE, Namibia
Al Amerat, Muscat
Results
Oman beat UAE by five wickets
UAE beat Namibia by eight runs
Namibia beat Oman by 52 runs
UAE beat Namibia by eight wickets
Fixtures
Saturday January 11 - UAE v Oman
Sunday January 12 – Oman v Namibia
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Dubai works towards better air quality by 2021
Dubai is on a mission to record good air quality for 90 per cent of the year – up from 86 per cent annually today – by 2021.
The municipality plans to have seven mobile air-monitoring stations by 2020 to capture more accurate data in hourly and daily trends of pollution.
These will be on the Palm Jumeirah, Al Qusais, Muhaisnah, Rashidiyah, Al Wasl, Al Quoz and Dubai Investment Park.
“It will allow real-time responding for emergency cases,” said Khaldoon Al Daraji, first environment safety officer at the municipality.
“We’re in a good position except for the cases that are out of our hands, such as sandstorms.
“Sandstorms are our main concern because the UAE is just a receiver.
“The hotspots are Iran, Saudi Arabia and southern Iraq, but we’re working hard with the region to reduce the cycle of sandstorm generation.”
Mr Al Daraji said monitoring as it stood covered 47 per cent of Dubai.
There are 12 fixed stations in the emirate, but Dubai also receives information from monitors belonging to other entities.
“There are 25 stations in total,” Mr Al Daraji said.
“We added new technology and equipment used for the first time for the detection of heavy metals.
“A hundred parameters can be detected but we want to expand it to make sure that the data captured can allow a baseline study in some areas to ensure they are well positioned.”
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Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Atalanta v Juventus (6pm)
AC Milan v Napoli (9pm)
Torino v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
Sunday
Bologna v Parma (3.30pm)
Sassuolo v Lazio (6pm)
Roma v Brescia (6pm)
Verona v Fiorentina (6pm)
Sampdoria v Udinese (9pm)
Lecce v Cagliari (11.45pm)
Monday
SPAL v Genoa (11.45pm)
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Formula One top 10 drivers' standings after Japan
1. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes 306
2. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 247
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes 234
4. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull 192
5. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 148
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull 111
7. Sergio Perez, Force India 82
8. Esteban Ocon, Force India 65
9. Carlos Sainz Jr, Toro Rosso 48
10. Nico Hulkenberg, Renault 34
Feeding the thousands for iftar
Six industrial scale vats of 500litres each are used to cook the kanji or broth
Each vat contains kanji or porridge to feed 1,000 people
The rice porridge is poured into a 500ml plastic box
350 plastic tubs are placed in one container trolley
Each aluminium container trolley weighing 300kg is unloaded by a small crane fitted on a truck
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2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
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